Sexpert
So many meet around this one (well at least 3) I might be able to get there about 2 or sop have to see, thinking of starting at the gym tomorrow morn.
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CuddlySimon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
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Sexpert
Okay Freckle you found me fishing for pity 
hmm on the other reply, err not sure weather to take that as a threat or a proposition, depends on weather knives are involved I guess.
hmm on the other reply, err not sure weather to take that as a threat or a proposition, depends on weather knives are involved I guess.
Sexpert
Last minute request Anyone wanna put me up on Saturday night, or may be able to depending on what I'm like on the night?(only need a bit of floor)
Thinking weather to come though after my mistake.
Anyone wanna put me up on Saturday night, or may be able to depending on what I'm like on the night?(only need a bit of floor)Thinking weather to come though after my mistake.
Sexpert
I ddin't post the location that I knew of, but won't explain myself in the open forum for obvious reasons.
Once again I'm very very very very very sorry.
:cry:
I'll get my coat.
Once again I'm very very very very very sorry.
:cry: I'll get my coat.
Sexpert
I used to have a bigger face shot.
But now got this one which I added a cunning disguise to.
But now got this one which I added a cunning disguise to.
Sexpert
Quote by PoloLady
I'm 5'5 and sick of people not giving respect to me because of height
Nothing to do with respect - just a preference
Well, a bit more 'off-topic' meaning 'friends'
Sexpert
I'm interested to, not in the main protaonist of this thread but in the replying member of the opposite sex who expressed an interest in gender reversal roleplayism.
That being naughtynympos1
That being naughtynympos1
Sexpert
You've all done so well I won't try and compete, instead I'll put my own joke in.
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRE!
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRE!
Sexpert
Quote by JTS
I heard the female side of a couple moaning a week ago about wanking a guy for 20 minutes and he still didn't cum.
Some of us can't help that we last for ages,
I only meet 4 out of 5 too, I'm 5'5 and sick of people not giving respect to me because of height :(
If it was because of weight that's different cos I could if I put the effort in probably do something about it.
Sexpert
I'll believe it when I see it...
signed in triplicate, lost, found, sent in, sent back, lost again and finally recycled as firelighters.
Can't see the US Gov doing anythng, positive, at all really. :roll:
signed in triplicate, lost, found, sent in, sent back, lost again and finally recycled as firelighters.
Can't see the US Gov doing anythng, positive, at all really. :roll:
Sexpert
By getting known by people on here, participating in discussions, chatting in the forum, meeting people (if you're very lucky) etc etc and then you may be invited to a munch.
I'm a bit of a newbie here myself but I already pretty much know the line by now
I'm a bit of a newbie here myself but I already pretty much know the line by now
Sexpert
does the include Bourbon & Coke?
I don't tend to drink Lager and those alcopops rot yer teeth. Just wondering.
I don't tend to drink Lager and those alcopops rot yer teeth. Just wondering.
Sexpert
Quote by Marcuso
Grow hair longer and build up some muscles"
Well one of those is true, but not sure about the other, well have them but under a bit of padding too.
As far as meeting up for a drink, could do could do.
Sexpert
The bbfc don't belive that it exists, they are convinced it's wee, which is why gushing is not allowed in UK porn.
The bbfc sucks.
The bbfc sucks.
Sexpert
Do you have to wear something red white and blue?
Hmm, I have my blue jeans and a promotional 28 Days Later T-Shirt, but white, hmm.
Hmm, I have my blue jeans and a promotional 28 Days Later T-Shirt, but white, hmm.
Sexpert
Stan Bush & Barrage that'd be good
or Pop Will Eat Itself, especially Dos Dedos Mis Amigos.
or Pop Will Eat Itself, especially Dos Dedos Mis Amigos.
Sexpert
Quote by tallnhairy
Well my name took only a second to think of. Although people who have met me will know why I chose it, I often worry that people will think I must look like a monkey who has been put in a suit and stratigically shaved...
Wow, I was only watching Blackadder series 3 today!! :shock:
Sexpert
Ditto
Maybe I'll just hang around different bars and if anyone here ses me you can drag me in
Also if anyone in burton wants a drink I'm going to town tomorrow daytime just pm me.
I understand the cautiousness and it is frustraiting but getting all worked up gets you nowhere. I'm off to watch more DS9.
Maybe I'll just hang around different bars and if anyone here ses me you can drag me in
Also if anyone in burton wants a drink I'm going to town tomorrow daytime just pm me.
I understand the cautiousness and it is frustraiting but getting all worked up gets you nowhere. I'm off to watch more DS9.
Sexpert
Hmm I thought about mine, trying to be descripting but warm and friendly, what do you lot think, is mine offputting?
Sexpert
Anyone after fun?
I am quite a shy person and very unpushy, I'd only want to do whatever you want. I haven't met up with anyone (had sex) for quite a while, pretty much because I didn't have time but am free to travel now, can't accomodate because I don't live alone (I'm not married, wish I was but no)
Not just after full sex would just be happy with some cuddling and stuff if there's any ladies out there interested in that sort of thing or just not sure if they want to go all the way.
Or of cause any couples? As I said I'm a very non-pushy person so if anyone just has an idea as to what to do with me I have some spare time and am able to travel (by train or bus).
I live in Burton on Trent which is in the middle between Derby, Leicester & Birminham.
I'm 5'5" 190lbs with long (past the shoulder) brown hair and am uncut for those that are interested, also I could do with someone to verify that I'm not a looney :P
So if someone wants to meet for fun (or a night in witha movie a takeaway and a bit of alcohol that would be good to) then send me a pm, or reply to this telling me where I'm going wrong :lol: be gentle please though.
I am quite a shy person and very unpushy, I'd only want to do whatever you want. I haven't met up with anyone (had sex) for quite a while, pretty much because I didn't have time
but am free to travel now, can't accomodate because I don't live alone (I'm not married, wish I was but no)Not just after full sex would just be happy with some cuddling and stuff if there's any ladies out there interested in that sort of thing or just not sure if they want to go all the way.
Or of cause any couples? As I said I'm a very non-pushy person so if anyone just has an idea as to what to do with me I have some spare time and am able to travel (by train or bus).
I live in Burton on Trent which is in the middle between Derby, Leicester & Birminham.
I'm 5'5" 190lbs with long (past the shoulder) brown hair and am uncut for those that are interested, also I could do with someone to verify that I'm not a looney :P
So if someone wants to meet for fun (or a night in witha movie a takeaway and a bit of alcohol that would be good to) then send me a pm, or reply to this telling me where I'm going wrong :lol: be gentle please though.
Sexpert
Okay is there anyone in the burton/derby area who could help vouch for me by meeting me? for a drink or something, to knackered from a trip round europe for anything else at the moment.
Sexpert
If they meet me they can vouch for me, that's the plan, unlikely as it is to work
