
About
STOP! Cock pics = block .. haven’t joined yet so can’t message back on here ..yet still pondering if I like This site over others .. same name on others
Because nothing screams “I didn’t read your profile” like an unsolicited trouser selfie
Cup & Cake – Sweet, Naughty & Up for a Laugh
We’re a fun-loving, confident couple who’ve been happily married for 20+ years and still love getting up to mischief together. If there’s good energy, genuine connection, and plenty of cheeky fun, we’re all in.
We only play as a couple. No solo meets, no exceptions.
Quickfire Rules (Read these – they’ll save us both time):
No random friend requests – if we’ve never spoken in person, don’t send one.
Winks aren’t enough – say hello properly.
If we don’t reply or wink back, that’s a polite no. No need to keep trying.
Looking is fine, but talking is sexier. Don’t just lurk – send a message if you’re interested.
Cake (Her):
Just ran my second London Marathon in 2025 — so yes, I’ve got stamina :-)
Lover of baking, hiking, indulgent lingerie, and a growing collection of toys…
I’m “shy” (apparently), but don’t be fooled — I’m a brat who loves someone confident enough to take the lead.
Big giggler, very splashy, occasionally outrageous. Approach with charm and maybe a towel.
About Him (Cup):
Gym-goer, hiker.
Beard alert! (Seems to divide opinion.) it is kept short and soft (unlike other areas!)
Loves giving oral and very good at it – just ask Cake
Big fan of content creation and cam play – we enjoy putting on a show together.
WE straight and to the point last for hours
What We’re Looking For:
We’re here for good times, sexy adventures, and genuine chemistry – whether it’s a club night, a hotel meet, or just a great flirty chat to start with.
We vibe best with people who are:
Fun, flirty, and a little filthy (in the best way)
Confident, respectful, and know how to message properly
Into the social side of things – not just a quick shag (though that can be fun too!)
Hard Passes:
Pushy messages or pestering after a no
One-word openers
Silent viewers who never say a word
People who don’t read profiles
Timewasters or no-shows
We’re friendly, cheeky, and open-minded – but we also know what we like.
Regularly tested & always squeaky clean.
If you’ve read this far, prove it: Start your message with “I love Disney” so we know you’re not another “Hi” bot.
Upcoming Mischief:
Reigate Social – 16/08
Pineapple Party – 06/09
Pleasures UV Glow Party – 13/09
From the 17th September- 28th October Cup is away travelling so fab life will be put on hold
Catch us if you can
— Cake & Cup xx
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