Oh yes. We don't see nearly enough of Kit...
(checks photos and rephrases)
...we don't see enough of Kit nearly often enough.
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DJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
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Quote by KitKat
Kat is lovely, cuddly, sweet, charming, handsome, athletic, generous, thoughtful, kind and sooooo sexy.
You've gone and made the same mistake that everyone makes, Kit. You see, there's two of them using the same login. Kit is the lovely, cuddly, sweet... I'll just skip straight to sexy, sexy, sexy one. It's an easy mistake to make.
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You'll need a graphics editing program of some sort. You can reduce the size in pixels, or save it as a different format. JPG would be a good choice, and there should be an option for changing the quality.
Or you could send it to one of a seemingly infinite number of volunteers who would be happy to do it for you.
The FAQ page needs a section on reducing picture size.
Or you could send it to one of a seemingly infinite number of volunteers who would be happy to do it for you.
The FAQ page needs a section on reducing picture size.
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Quote by Sappho
Just how long would it take to be screwed by all 5000 members I wonder.
I can't help but be reminded of The Baby Of Macon, which is not something I would like to remember in this context.
Quote by BlueEyes
If I win, I want Fred Flinstone, Kat, Blissed, DJohn, steveg_nw, Willxx69, gmanxxx, Carpy, Mark, Bassdude, steve_1, Mr Writer, bigdaz69, Sgt Bilko, harry0, Andy_Wakefield (and anyone else I have forgotten...) to do the full monty for me!!!
Only if you promise to keep your eyes closed. No peeking!
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Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. A feast for the eyes. And Michelle Yeoh.
Peter Greenaway, anyone? He's not to all tastes, but The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover is a damn sexy movie.
I'm not sure about Life Is Beautiful. Absolute genius, but perhaps best followed by quiet contemplation, not romance.
Peter Greenaway, anyone? He's not to all tastes, but The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover is a damn sexy movie.
I'm not sure about Life Is Beautiful. Absolute genius, but perhaps best followed by quiet contemplation, not romance.
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The first that was bought for me was something northern-England-folkish. Maybe the Houghton Weavers. But that's stretching my memory further than it usually likes to go. I'm fairly sure it included "D'ye ken John Peel". Google is letting me down.
The first record I bought myself (it must have been with birthday money) was Men Without Hats "Rhythm of Youth". I was 10. Discovering that there was music other than the stuff my parents listened to just in time for 80s. I've been scarred ever since.
The first record I bought myself (it must have been with birthday money) was Men Without Hats "Rhythm of Youth". I was 10. Discovering that there was music other than the stuff my parents listened to just in time for 80s. I've been scarred ever since.
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I have a video for you, Will. "Stairways To Heaven" - its a spinoff from an Australian TV series (of the surreal chat variety) of the early 90s. 25 different versions of the same song. Yes, including Rolf and his wobble-board.
On a completely different note, I must put in a mention for Magnetic Fields "69 Love Songs". Three CDs covering the full spectrum of love songs: nostalgic, passionate, political, unrequited, post-modern... all written as if by an alien who has been studying human behaviour for years but still doesn't quite get it. Some of it can be touching, in its own odd little way.
The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing
But I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything
On a completely different note, I must put in a mention for Magnetic Fields "69 Love Songs". Three CDs covering the full spectrum of love songs: nostalgic, passionate, political, unrequited, post-modern... all written as if by an alien who has been studying human behaviour for years but still doesn't quite get it. Some of it can be touching, in its own odd little way.
The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing
But I
I love it when you read to me
And you
You can read me anything
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Quote by Fred
Yes Sir, I Can Boogie.
No relation to the Not Drowning, Waving track of the same name, I assume. Wonderful, but it doesn't strike me as very erotic.
My problem would be that if there's good music playing, I'd be paying too much attention to it.
For music that does things to me, look no further than Sigur Ros "Agaetis Byrjum" ("You're not a post-rock fan if you haven't tried to have sex with this album", according to one review I read) or Godspeed You Black Emperor "Raise Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven".
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I had someone putt my ICQ number on an ad somewhere - I never found out where, but there were a lot of gay men thinking I was someone else for a while.
It wasn't all bad. I did meet a nice girl from Moscow, and when we found that we had a few common interests we became friends. Nothing sexual at all.
I see the occasional mistaken identity as just one of the hazards of being on the net. I'll talk civily to anyone (if I have time). If they want to get upset, that's their problem.
It wasn't all bad. I did meet a nice girl from Moscow, and when we found that we had a few common interests we became friends. Nothing sexual at all.
I see the occasional mistaken identity as just one of the hazards of being on the net. I'll talk civily to anyone (if I have time). If they want to get upset, that's their problem.
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Quote by welshkittencpl
You need to try Move2anothercountry Version
I tried that. It seriously degrades the performance of Friends V1.0, forcing one to download a new version.
Though in my case it wasn't any version of Wife or Girlfriend - Move2AnotherCountry was installed as a trojan horse when I upgraded to NewJob 2000.
