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16 Mar 2004

Quote by RoadKnight
I detect someone trying to get a rise, in more than one metaphorical sense...
What's this? It's a sign... What does it say? Ah yes...
Please do not feed the troll.

Mmm I agree RK
And here's me thinking that it's a school night

:grin: :rotflmao:
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

pugwar666
Some friendly advice
get a dictionary
up the correct spelling
read the definition
Have fun rolleyes

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16 Mar 2004

Oooooh Dear pugwar666
I fear the worst dunno

Is the expression " biting off more than you can chew " one that you are familiar with ?? :doh:
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Quote by mal609
There may be one smart arse, but there's hundreds of plonkers who think an ad like that will warrant any response at all!
Mal

Thanks mal
Cheers Dan :wink:

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16 Mar 2004

OK
Like that is it ?? :sparring:
How many replies you got then ?? :rascal:
Cheers

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16 Mar 2004

Brilliant

I cant' believe my luck today dunno

Are you ready for the avalanche of replies David ??
Here's a little bit of friendly advice:
Just sit back, relax and read your ad. ( it won't take too long )
Ok, now pretend that you are a lady doing the same !! Now ask yourself, would I reply to it ???
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Hi lee
I know how nervey it is making your first few posts but it does get easier, honest!!
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :grin:
Cheers Dan :cheers:

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16 Mar 2004

Hi gmanxxx
gmanxxx wrote:

thanx to to Jags DanSolo and Petesue...

Thanks for the acknowledgement and sorry to hear your news.
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

ManAlive wrote:

Can you imagine The Sun? - Swingers are so sex crazed they even want to do it with cartoon characters and TV puppets!

I know, it really does not bear thinking about :shock:
I can see it now.
Potential Sun headline:
Young Female Swinger Snow White involved in Dwarf riddle, went to bed feeling Grumpy woke up feeling Happy !!
Sniggers quietly to himself :grin:
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Quote by petesue
Dan Solo, do you think we should offer to give him a hand to keep the crowds at bay?

Yes I think so !!
I do hope that he has already purchased extra mail storage space in anticipation of the delluge that will no doubt follow rolleyes

Ho hum Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Nice one ManAlive
Lady Penelope: " Parker, take off my bra "
Parker: " Yes m'lady "
Lady Penelope: " Parker, take off my knickers "
Parker: " Yes m'lady "
Lady Penelope: " That's better, now don't let me find you wearing them again !!! "
Parker: " Yes m'lady "
Oh what fun you could have !!! :grin:
Cheers Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Well !!
Get ready for a torent of replies :shock:
Dan wink

"Are we having fun yet ??" dunno

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16 Mar 2004

Hey ManAlive
Can you find Lady Penelope ??
She WAS red hot !! :twisted:
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Oooh ManAlive
You have just made my day, what red blooded man could resist ?? :P
She still looks good for her age don't she ??? :lickface:
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Here's another
Leela ( Futurama ) :P
Not sure about the one eye thing, but the body is to die for !! :lickface:
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

My, my

:grin: :rotflmao: :grin:
What else is there to say ??
Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

Does anybody bother to read the advice sections on this site ??? dunno

Another perfect example of why Siberian tigers eat their young at birth !!
Dan wink

P.S. Good luck fighting through all your replies Rusty blink

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16 Mar 2004

Hi scrumcioussue
Welcome to the Forum biggrin

I know how nice it is to get a response to your first post 'cos I am only new too !! redface

Cheers Dan xxx wink

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16 Mar 2004

harry0 wrote:

I see your not into bondage then. :rotflmao:

I wonder how long it will take for the penny to drop !! dunno

Cheers Dan wink

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16 Mar 2004

How could we forget
Penelope Pitstop (Wacky Races) Droooooooool ooooooh phoaaaaar :P
Truly a goddess in the animation world worship

Dan

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16 Mar 2004

Two of my personnal faves have already gone sad

Daphne ( Scooby Doo )
Jessica Rabbit
Here's one that used to get me going when I was a kid !!
Rosemary ( The telephonist from Hong Kong Phooey ) Hot, hot, hot :happy:
Cheers Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Welcome Kinky! You have made a good start. should fit in well

Hi Kinky
I could not agree more with MrFC, you will definitely fit in well wave

Now where was I ?? rubber gloves, lube, torch, manual, stirrups mmmm now I am sure there is something missing :doh:
Cheers Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

Quote by gaggy

How strange !! :shock:
A few possibilites perhaps :
Spinning toys
A few spare 'T' shirts
Lids to jars !!
Trumps cards played in the school play ground
Formal hats ?
All very strange confused

Dan

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15 Mar 2004

We had a new Butchers open near us and it immediately had
MEAT IS MURDER
Sprayed onto the window. The following day someone else had added.
IT IS AT THESE PRICES !!!
Sorry that tickled me rotflmao

Dan

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15 Mar 2004

Hi
I frequent a local watering hole with a chalkboard in the GENTS for such scribblings, It still amuses me that people write on the cubicle walls anyway, by the by, here are a couple of oldies but goldies lol

1: Jesus saves, but Beckham puts it in on the rebound.
2: Next to the condom machine: Buy me and stop one, buy two and be one jump ahead.
3: George Micheal is innocent, he was just taking a day in loo !!
Can't recall any more at the mo :shock:
Cheers Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

WOW !!! :grin:
You WILL be fighting 'em off rolleyes

Cheers Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

Magik
Got to use them before end of the financial year or loose them !! :cry:
Cheers Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

Hey magik
I got the whole week off !! lol

Got to get the hols used up before 1st April etc.
I am really at a lose end though, my car is in the garage for service (bad planning that one :doh: ) Got nothing planned, at all !!
Got any suggestions ??
(Lead with the chin Dan, this is can of worms time !!)
Cheers Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

Quote by Moist
How about invisibility - Oh my god the fun you could have then.....& not get arrested !!
Jaine :twisted:

I have got to agree 100 % with Moist on this one!!
I remember watching a TV prog. when I was younger, with David McCallum in 'The Invisible Man' I think?? I always thought just how cooool it would be to have that resource at your fingertips. The possibilties are endless mmmm :lickface:
Dan wink

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15 Mar 2004

My, my
We are having fun today aren't we ?? dunno

Must be the J. Ross Show that's prompting all the action!!
Cheers Dan wink

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