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Dan__Solo
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Casanova
Hi VenusandMars
Sorry to hear about your unhappy trial by virus :uhoh:
I run a couple of superb anti-virus tools that are easily downloadable and free and actually work !!
PM me if you would like the links and the details :small-print:
Glad to see you are having fun in here anyway
Cheers Dan
Sorry to hear about your unhappy trial by virus :uhoh:
I run a couple of superb anti-virus tools that are easily downloadable and free and actually work !!
PM me if you would like the links and the details :small-print:
Glad to see you are having fun in here anyway
Cheers Dan
:grin: 
Casanova
You would probably think that my obvious choice would be Harrison Ford ( Han Solo ) sorry
I think that as middle age approaches :sad: there is really only one person that has entered into the " growing older and becoming more sexy " genre with consumate ease and
total sophistication who I would like to look like Mr Sean Connery who else !!
All the ladies go wild for him, I personnally do not know one single female, of any age, that does not find him attractive !!
Ho hum Dan
I think that as middle age approaches :sad: there is really only one person that has entered into the " growing older and becoming more sexy " genre with consumate ease and
total sophistication who I would like to look like Mr Sean Connery who else !!
All the ladies go wild for him, I personnally do not know one single female, of any age, that does not find him attractive !!
Ho hum Dan
Casanova
Hi HJ
Heather wrote:
I agree !! :doh: Dogging is very much like playing a game of poker.
These attributes will stand you in good stead: persistance, patience and coolness.
Very much like poker, without these you are lost!! Take as much advice from the masters as you can get, there are many who post on here !! You will always suffer the hard knocks of experience but you will learn all the time. It is not an easy process but it does gradually become fun when you learn the ropes !!
Remember have fun and always be safe!! :twisted:
Cheers Dan
Heather wrote:
What you did wrong was everything....
I agree !! :doh: Dogging is very much like playing a game of poker.
These attributes will stand you in good stead: persistance, patience and coolness.
Very much like poker, without these you are lost!! Take as much advice from the masters as you can get, there are many who post on here !! You will always suffer the hard knocks of experience but you will learn all the time. It is not an easy process but it does gradually become fun when you learn the ropes !!
Remember have fun and always be safe!! :twisted:
Cheers Dan
Casanova
Hi warwick
Hi and welcome to the fun and sometimes educational Forum
tim-jas wrote:
One of my cats eats Pizza !! Yes, all the toppings as well, very strange indeed
Have fun, cheers Dan
Hi and welcome to the fun and sometimes educational Forum
tim-jas wrote:
I have one who likes Chicken Tandoori, but only if it's on his mum's plate, and the other one thinks naan bread is lovely. They are bizarre creatures
One of my cats eats Pizza !! Yes, all the toppings as well, very strange indeed
Have fun, cheers Dan
Casanova
Hi
Thanks for the suggestions they all make good sense. I am familiar with the settings and have played with them before. I do realise that there can often be quite a few people with the same name but this has never presented a problem before.
I will give the box a few tweeks and see what turns out at the end :shock:
Cheers Dan
Thanks for the suggestions they all make good sense. I am familiar with the settings and have played with them before. I do realise that there can often be quite a few people with the same name but this has never presented a problem before.
I will give the box a few tweeks and see what turns out at the end :shock:
Cheers Dan
Casanova
Quote by the_magik_s
So there i am ..thought ld try out the chat room when my Laptop just closes down!.. and then everytime i get to the typing in of the nickname before pressing connect it does it again..
Any ideas?? Could this just be my shite-ness with technology? I can use state of the art Computers at work yet have not at all mastered this Internet malarky!..
Magik
Chatroom connection problem !!
I thought it was just my puter, but obviously not!! I too run with a lap top and as soon as I sign into the Chatroom I only have to be in the main room for a few mins and I lose my connection. How annoying is that ?? :doh:
Any suggestions anybody ??
Dan
Casanova
Here is a classic !!
I have two cats and they have both got catflap keys attached to their collars !!
Let me explain for non cat admirers amongst you. The catflap has a lever that prevents entrance by any other user except my two. The lever is activated with a small magnet attached to the collar ' a catflap key ' clever I thought ??
Well so far I have had:
2 teaspoons ( sorry but how funny was that!! To see him come strolling in with a teaspoon dangling from his collar!! TWICE !!)
A medium sized piece of rust ( green in colour, next doors car I think !! )
A thimble
Drawing pins (not rusty, so is he on his mouse manouvres in someones house and picking these up inadvertantly off a desk?? )
Paperclips ( again the theory above comes into play )
Rusty nails ( not drinks the gen. articles )
Oh well I could go on, but no doubt you get the picture. I think you have to appreciate the endless talents of cats to see the funny side of this one.
Dan
I have two cats and they have both got catflap keys attached to their collars !!
Let me explain for non cat admirers amongst you. The catflap has a lever that prevents entrance by any other user except my two. The lever is activated with a small magnet attached to the collar ' a catflap key ' clever I thought ??
Well so far I have had:
2 teaspoons ( sorry but how funny was that!! To see him come strolling in with a teaspoon dangling from his collar!! TWICE !!)
A medium sized piece of rust ( green in colour, next doors car I think !! )
A thimble
Drawing pins (not rusty, so is he on his mouse manouvres in someones house and picking these up inadvertantly off a desk??
)Paperclips ( again the theory above comes into play )
Rusty nails ( not drinks the gen. articles )
Oh well I could go on, but no doubt you get the picture. I think you have to appreciate the endless talents of cats to see the funny side of this one.
Dan
Casanova
KitKat wrote:
Yes I am sure it was a white mouse. Deffo. a white mouse.
I have held many battles with the two cats on numerous occasions and with the presents that they have dragged home!!
The list reads thus:
Frogs (of differing sizes)
Many birds (again, of differing sizes)
Chocolate bar wrappers ?? Only by one cat though!! (never been able to work that one out )
Pieces of string ( tends to be a Summer favourite that one!! )
Cat collars ( 3 now, must be fight trophies!! )
I could go on but will not bore you any further.
Dan
How closely did you look Dan? - I mean - in all the confusion, could it perhaps have been something else that LOOKED very much like a white mouse?
Yes I am sure it was a white mouse. Deffo. a white mouse.
I have held many battles with the two cats on numerous occasions and with the presents that they have dragged home!!
The list reads thus:
Frogs (of differing sizes)
Many birds (again, of differing sizes)
Chocolate bar wrappers ?? Only by one cat though!! (never been able to work that one out
)Pieces of string ( tends to be a Summer favourite that one!! )
Cat collars ( 3 now, must be fight trophies!! )
I could go on but will not bore you any further.
Dan
Casanova
Quote by Heather
Could have been an Albino mouse, Dan.... or could your feline friend has been reading Jamie Oliver's recipe for Rodent a la Bread Sauce?
I think he has been donning his regulation issue SAS black cat suit and infiltrating my neighbours domiciles!! Whereupon he has stealthily broken into their rodent accommodation and procurred said luncheon !!
However no complaints have been filed as yet, so I am keeping my head down !! 
Fortunately the only thing to resemble Jamie Oliver close to my house is a rather badly maintained bramble bush in the corner of the garden !! :shock:
Dan
Casanova
Heather wrote :
The other day one of my cats turned up in the garden with a white mouse
Now I thought that wild mice were all brownish in colour !! Maybe I am wrong.
Dan
I look round and there he is... sitting smack bang in the middle of the lawn with a fresh Mackeral in his mouth!!
The other day one of my cats turned up in the garden with a white mouse
Now I thought that wild mice were all brownish in colour !! Maybe I am wrong.
Dan
