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Dan__Solo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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My, my !!
Is there something in the air tonight ??
First Artificer and now Lemons :cry:
Goodness me who will be the third ?? dunno
Sorry to see you go Lemons xx
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Hi Artificer
I did not really get to know you very well, but, did spend many an hour tittering to myself at the pure genius of your posts.
I am sure that you will be sadly missed by everybody. :cry:
Cheers Dan :cheers:
the_magik_s wrote:
i tell you what dan, i quite agree..(just playing it cool) ..ahem!!!..anyway....

Sorry magik
Did not mean to steal your thunder rolleyes
Cheers Dan wink
Hi Corrie
People pay a lot of money for that sort of thing in Bangkok !! :doh: Well so I am told redface
He, he you gotta laugh aint ya ?? :grin:
Dan xxx wink
Glad you feeling back on form :rose: xxx muah (just for you)
Now, now you two
duel
I personnally think you look delicious fem_4_taboo:lickface:
I would love to chat to you hun, get hold of me anytime kiss
( see the Cyber Sex !! Does it exist ??thread in the Let's Meet Up section)
Dan wink
xxx
Coventry Kev wrote:
Look forward to hearing from you all. HAPPY SWINGING

Is a swinging b like a spelling b but for swingers ?? dunno Has a compitition been organised that we don't know about ?? blink
Please help me I am confused as normal, :doh: sorry I need to lay down !! "nurse help !! " loon
Dan wink
Hi Dan from Dan
A few more details wouldn't go amiss eg. your age ?? :doh:
Everyone will be more than helpful, I am sure, but you have got to provide them with something to work on !!
I am sure you will be OK stick with it dude
Cheers Dan wink
P.S. :welcome:
fem_4_taboo wrote:
whip me if you want whip unlike you ill stay and take the punnishment lol :twisted:

Whay hey is that offer open all evening or is there an expiry date on it ?? :P
Sorry fem couldn't resist :grin:
Dan xxx wink
for you muah xx :rose:
My, my
What can I say apart from thanks again to you all kiss (special thanks to worship nsg)
I did not expect to get such a large thread for such a simple request, but i am very, very flattered redface
THANKS
Dan wink
xxx muah
Hi to all
:bounce: hump GET THE FLAGS OUT :bounce: boink
Bunting, banners, crisps and nibbles at the ready lol
I have done it !! But not without the kind co-operation and help of nicestockygirl worship
This post is dedicated to my now extremely good friend and cyber sex buddie nicestockygirl, kiss without her help this post would not have been possible.
I am not one for speeches and am unable to thank all the behind the scenes contributors such as:
MISSCHIEF, piercerbabe, bluexxx, Archangel, Kit and corrie etc. the list goes on but hey you know who you are.
:rose:
:cheers: THANK YOU ALL passionkiss
If I smoked I would have lit one up by now !! :smoke:
Cheers Dan
xxx wink
P.S. Before you all start to ask YES it was as good as they say !! :twisted:
Hi Buttford
Do they have to be right or left handed ??
You missed out that vital bit of information dunno
Cheers Dan wink
P.S. I am sure you will have no problem finding these two ladies for your scenario :doh:
Hi Kat
Thanks for the words of encouragement :P
Unfortunately I have not got there yet !!
So still waiting for offers and Contacts, :lickface: ho hum dunno
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Hi MISSCHIEF
I think we seem to have hijacked my own thread if you know what I mean :doh:
Oh well not to worry dunno
Dan xxx
MISSCHIEF wrote :
Have fun, and don't end up in too many knots!

It's not the knots that worry me it's the one fingered typing !! :silly:
I am just warming up my 'Mmmmmmmmmmm' typing finger, I think you know what I mean :grin:
Dan xxx wink
P.S. Is it me or does MISSCHIEF look like the sexiest squaw on the reservation :inlove:
For you :rose: muah xxx
Hi All
Here is the latest evening update wave
No takers yet but two potential contacts for later :bounce:
So, is tonight the night I wonder dunno :happy:
rolleyes :uhoh: WATCH THIS SPACE :uhoh: :roll:
Dan xxx wink
Archangel wrote:
I've had quite a bit of cyber sex, tho not much recently I admit. Yeah it exists and is great fun.

Thanks that does sound encouraging :bounce:
I am still waiting for the cyber experience though :lickface: Maybe today the 1st of May is the day :happy:
Cheers Dan wink
Hibluexxx and piercerbabe
Thanks for the advice and the replies.
I think I will wait and see what happens with this ad. and keep you all posted :small-print:
Cheers Dan xx wink
Hi MISSCHIEF
Thanks for the reply
I have been around, just sort of lying low for a bit. neutral
I too am rather mystified by the whole concept but as you rightly say it must work because there are loads of people doing it !! Or so they say boink
URBAN MYTH WARNING dunno
You have not ruined my thread at all, but thanks for the thought kiss
Cheers Dan xx wink
Hi
Sorry rolleyes forgot to say I am really looking for cpls or fems to break me in !!
I am also beginning to think that the elusive 'cyber sex' concept does not exist :cry:
Dan sad
dixie normus wrote
nice swan means nice 1

Oh that explains it :shock:
I thought you were looking for white birds with long necks :doh:
Dan wink
Hi to everyone
Does the concept of cyber sex really exist ?? dunno
I have been an avid fan of this site for a long time and have watched with great amusement the many, many ads placed on here :eeek: . People looking for many different things, situations, types etc. Having said that I have never spoken to anybody myself who has experienced cyber sex !!
Right the real deal :happy: I would love to try the elusive 'cyber sex'
So can anybody help me out please?? :lickface:
I have an ad. no. 44707 ( this will give you something to help you decide whether you fancy it or not!! boink )
I am on MSN Messenger at the moment :bounce:
So please PM me here to get my MSN address
So if you fancy breaking in a cyber sex virgin please get in touch hump
Cheers Dan wink
Good evening Mr toolman,
Pardon me for saying, but you may appear to be rather eager placing two ads for exactly the same thing dunno I may be wrong!!
However I am sure that the ladies will like a good likeing, :lickface: looks like likeing could be liked !! blink
Confused :doh: Dan
(Helpful Advice)
I don't think Ronnie Corbett or Danny Devito have anything to complain about !! dunno
Oh !! Sorry, that !! 'Nurse, medication, please!!" :doh:
Oooer I think I am going to have to go and have a lie down, it's been a long day !! blink
Cheers Dan wink
Hi Nice
Sorry, could you please check again :shock:
( Sent another )
Dan xxx wink
Ho hum dunno
Get ready for a ton of replies!!
Have fun !!!
rotflmao :grin: :rotflmao: :grin: :rotflmao: :grin:
Mrs Peel
You have a PM.
I think there is a valuable lesson to be learnt here !!
Mrs Peel you will be deeply missed :rose:
'Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.'
Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)

Dan xxx :cry: