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Dan__Solo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Good afternoon Alex
Thanks for your link. I will have a browse around blink
Regards Dan xxx wink
Hi Alex
Thank you. I will try the gif approach confused
If I get to make my own animated stuff then anything could happen :eeek:
Oh well here we go :happy:
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Hi tongue
Thanks for the advice.
I have tried many searches and usually end up with Disney avatars rolleyes
Searching for animated Avatars usually yields avatars of animated film dunno
Oh well, I will keep trying lol
Cheers Dan wink
Hi clarensteve
I think it is a super idea having a website !! :happy:
I only have my ad. at the moment but I am going to start work on a site of my own soon, I think !! dunno
Cheers Dan xxx wink
"Thank you, may I have another ??"
"Thank you, may I have another ??"
"Thank you, may I have another ??"
He he he :P Ooooooh that's better worship
Dan xx wink
P.S. I hope you haven't just plugged your bread making machine in !! confused
I know how to spell know and Yorkshire !! :small-print:
Sorry !! Couldn't resist this one !! dunno
I will await my punishment rolleyes
Cheers Dan xx wink
Hi all
This may seem really trivial but here goes rolleyes
I have been posting on here for a short while now and have always loved the animated Avatars that people come up with.
However I have never been able to find any for myself. :sad:
So, where do you get them from ??
Or am I in the midst of pure computer genius and you make them yourselves ??
If so I would be very grateful for a link to any site that enables me to have a dabble in the art of the animated Avatar !!
Here's hoping :bounce:
Thanks in anticipation :cheers:
Regards Dan wink
How bizzare !! blink
I kept getting 5 and it still took me a few minutes to get the 6th one dunno
" Should've gone to Specsavers !!" :eeek:
Dan wink
Hi bireaderswife
Do I remember Rainbow ???
Saw them twice in concert, Ritchie Blackmore was a legend !! worship
What? Not that Rainbow !! :doh: Another Rainbow, surely not blink
Ooooh dear, I think I need to have a lay down, "nurse, my medication please !!" confused
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Truly, truly GUTTED :cry:
Someone said to me today, that's why we English are so good in bed, 90 minutes on top and we still manage to come second dunno
Bet you we qualify though :bounce:
Dan wink
COME ON ENGLAND
Hi Raven
I think you may have fallen really, really lucky dunno
There's tons to do in Blackpool :- Go up the tower, try the Pepsi Max Big One, take a stroll on the pier, try the fish & chips, take a ride on a tram, play the fruit machines etc. etc the list just goes on !!
Cheers Dan xxx wink
P.S. Last tme I was in Blackpool I loved it :grin: have fun !!!
OUTSIDE BET TIME
At work we placed this bet:-
Lampard to score first / England to win 3 - 1
Fixed Odds 1622/1

There are 12 of us, all placed a pound each, you do the maths
Come on Frank and the boys :bounce:
Dan wink
P.S. Bob Hope & No hope !! We know dunno sigh rolleyes
Well Miss Bennett
I have him working with my wookie !! If you will pardon the expression !! blink
Thank you for enquiring all the same rotflmao
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Great idea
I would be up for that !!
Just let me know the time and I will be there
Or will I ?????????blink
Dan wink
ChairmanMiaow wrote:
Plus women's sex drive is supposed to increase as they get over 30

supposed to ???
I take it that you have never experienced this for yourself then ?? :doh:
Dan wink
Hiya melons
Sorry I am a little late in saying welcome along. wave
Just sit back and get ready for the fun and often educational Forum.
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :grin:
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Young men, don't leave out us older men !! :P
I honestly do not know the answer to the ' age old question'
But I do know that I personally prefer older ladies and have always had far more rewarding relationships with older ladies.
Even now as I approach middle age I much prefer the company of an older woman !! worship I think it is something to do with the conversation, knowledge, enthusiasm and heightened sexual desire dunno
Age adds many different traits to people and I think that is what fascinates me, but who really knows ?? Horses for courses I suppose. blink
Dan wink
My, my
93 years old ?? confused Not bad. rolleyes
'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it.'
Ronald Reagan
Nice attitude dunno
RIP Ronald Reagan
Hi middxcouple
What a great tip :bounce:
Why didn't I think of that one earlier :doh:
Right I am off to have some pic fun :twisted:
Cheers Dan wink
BYE BYE :cry:
CORRIE
It was nice to chat with you and I am sorry to see you go :therethere:
Good luck and good fortune wave
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Always have fun and be safe kiss
Oooooops sorry redface
I thought this was a sale of xxxx rated DVD's and videos :bounce:
I must pay more attention in future. dunno
Cheers Dan wink
Always found Sunday a good day for carbooters !!
Well, well how strange !!
I got a 50 % success rate :cry: still very worrying though blink
This will be ideal at the office party!! strip predictions :grin:
Dan wink
Hi you two
I did realise that this was all in jest and I hope that I have not offended you redface
If so I am sorry kiss
Cheers Dan wink xxx
P.S. Sorry, but you do look very sexy looking over the top of those glasses :grin: Ooooh I need to have a lie down " Nurse the screens "
Now,
Now, folks don't let's get upset rolleyes
You both look great to me !! :happy:
Dan wink xxx
P.S. No duel please !! it's only Monday !! dunno
mollyandchris_54746 wrote:
Yeah it took ages to get that enigmatic smile just right lol

It was well worth the effort !! Very enticing if you ask me :lickface: !!
Cheers Dan wink xxx
Hi bill46
I think you may not get the response that you are hoping for with this one !! :doh:
I have found, with my limited experience, that the ladies tend to require a little more information to go on before it will tempt them into a reply. :small-print:
Cheers Dan wink
P.S. This is helpful advice, nothing else!!
See, see, see I knew there would be another!! dunno
It always happens in threes
Sorry to see you go tallnhairy rolleyes
Cheers Dan wink
Hi jezzay
I am sorry to read of your bad experiences but it really is a lottery out there I think dunno
There are not enough of us decent, upstanding, gentlemen around rolleyes
I hope you have more luck soon!!
Cheers Dan xxx wink
P.S. If you fancy some cyber sex I have just started to learn the graceful art !! kiss
Twice in one day !!
Well after this mornings great success I have decided to try again !! boink
So if any ladies or couples fancy some cyber sex then please PM me :lickface:
Heres hoping :happy:
Dan xxx wink