Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Dan__Solo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · South Yorkshire

Forum

:bounce: What about a long jump ?? :bounce:
Or at least 3 or 4 hours anyway ?? dunno
Dan wink
Hi lil_miz_naughty_0204
I think beauty is in the eye of the beholder !!
However, I do prefer the clean shaven lady myself !! redface
I think that it makes the area far more sensative to touch, therefore increasing the enjoyment and pleasure for the lady !! :happy:
Mind you I could be wrong rolleyes it would not be the first time dunno
Regards Dan xxx wink
Hi Calista
Nil by mouth, not good, :cry: hope the hosp. trip is nothing too serious !!
The Avatar, well I don't see that anyone could find that inappropriate !! dunno
Mind you I have been wrong before rolleyes Ho hum
Regards Dan xxx wink
Hi morbiusUK
:welcome: Welcome to the mad and often educational Forum blink
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have !! :grin:
Cheers Dan wink
Hiya Alex
:grin: :grin:
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car

I must remember this good advice !!!
Regards Dan xxx wink
Hi Chillin
May I just say Hi and :welcome: I hope you have as much fun in here as I have :twisted:
Seeya round.
Cheers Dan wink
Younglad wrote :
God you lot need to relax

Do I detect a small amount of paranoia ??? dunno
Oh well not to worry :twisted:
Dan wink
Younglad wrote :
i wasnt saying it in a bad way, its just when ever i post somthing he has to try and put me down and it becomes irratating. so i was just sayin i like tit wanks, hand jobs and blow jobs like most blokes.....im sorry that im not as adventerous as seems to think he is special because hes a TV and that im not as good as him or somthing! mad

My, my now we are starting to show our true colours aren't we !! :doh:
Steady on confused
Dan wink
Hi the essence
I think I tend to agree with you !!
It does seem rather full of school yard / behind the bike shed types tonight :jagsatwork:
It really does make you realise why Siberian tigers eat their young at birth !! :eeek:
Not to worry heh ?? dunno
Dan wink
Younglad wrote :
Just things i like not my fault i dont want to dress up and i dont like it up the bum

Now, I do hope that you are not displaying your naive, tender, inexperienced and childish side here blink
You seemed to have started off so well dunno not to worry you may learn rolleyes
But then again ............... :doh:
Oh well !!
Dan wink
wbb wrote :
awww dan hun.. i was not in the slightest offended!!!!

Thank you kiss
Dan xxx wink
Alexandra wrote :
I've just looked back at the posts on here, WBB, I'm absolutely certain that Dan did not include you in his statement about youth. I think he was just as seething as me over the insulting start to the thread.

Thank you Alexandra, you are totally correct, yes I was very annoyed and insulted by this thread and I was a little hasty with my post !!
It did all come out a bit wrong !! dunno
Sorry if I offended anyone, it was not intentional :doh:
Cheers Dan xx wink
P.S. WBB you have a PM
:bounce: CONGRATULATIONS :bounce:
Well done punky blink
You have possibly broken some kind of record here dunno
e.g. managing to seriously upset a large percentage of people in a very short space of time !! :doh:
Unfortunately people in their twenties have not got a clue what the hell they are talking about at the best of times !!
You have just managed to illustrate this beautifully, thank you rolleyes
Cheers Dan wink
P.S. I knew this would happen, let the children alone for the night and they think they are all grown up and stuff :dunno:
You obviously have read the posting rules then :small-print: no phone no's !!!!
Oh well get ready to be terminated :doh:
Cheers Dan wink
....... inside to a hot room when it was cold outside, my glasses steamed up !! :eeek:
Oooh what you say ?? Not right ?? Wrong answer ?? :doh:
Oh dear, I think I have got the wrong end of the stick again dunno
" Nurse, NURSE my medication please !! " Time for a lie down I think ??
Dan wink
Well done :happy:
Where's the party at ?? :cheers:
I have my crisps and nibbles at the ready !!! blink
I wonder how many people actually get to the 500 ??
You should start a club :bounce:
Cheers Dan xxx wink
Joy at last, as you can see
Thanks to JQL a star on the PC, without whom none of this would have been possible blink
Cheers all :cheers:
Dan wink
Hi love2
Welcome along to the fun and often educational world of the Forum wave
I hope you have as much fun in here as I have since I started
Regards Dan xxx wink
P.S. I feel I already know you after our Avatar problems
Thanks to JQL
A true wizard of the machinery, forget the Potter kid get JQL on the job I say :jagsatwork:
Dan wink
love2 wrote:
Wahay...even I managed it in less than 10 minutes, thanks for the image editor stuff and COME ON Dan, you can't be trying hard enough!! xx smile

I can do stills no problem !! it's the animated ones that are a :censored:
He he he blink enough puter for today though :dry:
Cheers Dan xxx wink
JQL
I have found an animated Avatar and it is just too large for the site ( 21KB )
I have tried the resizer but it is a gif and that one does not resize gifs. :doh:
Also tried the myimager and that cuts it down to size but stops the animation dunno
Please help banghead
Dan wink
Hi love2
I know just how you feel banghead
See the post "a cry for help, it's an avatar thing"
Dan xxx wink
P.S. sussexguy I tried the myimager and still had no joy :doh: I am doomed to the same Avatar until tomorrow when I start again dunno
banghead No joy yet :banghead:
I have found the animated avatars but can not resize them !! :doh:
Tried all the resizing tools and still no joy !! Sooooo frustrating :censored:
Maybe try tomorrow, fresh start blink
Thanks everyone for your time and help
Regards Dan xxx wink
rotflmao :grin: PMSL :rotflmao: :grin:
A true hijack in progress :bounce:
No way !! Enough said wink
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink :rascal:
Bonkers alert
Dan xxx :wink:
P.S. If anyone can understand this please let me know dunno
I can though blink
Alex wrote:
Nutter!!!!!!
(But such a nice one!)
and P.S. - double hugs back!

Awwwwwww redface Thank you
You really do say the nicest things muah :rose: xxx
Regards Dan xxx wink
P.S. I saw this and it reminded me of you !! :taz: Well your Avatar anyway kiss
Wait, wait :bounce:
Let me join in, I am never knowingly undersold in hijacking my own threads :doh:
I too think your hair looks wonderful Alex ( and the rest of you for that matter :lickface: )
He he he rotflmao what fun :grin: " It's a hijack, quick everybody hit the deck and hold tight "
:happy: Come on here we go, here we go, here we go :happy:
Dan xxx wink
P.S. Hugs to you Alex xxx
A big thank you to you all worship
I have started having fun and games with the different sites :shock:
Keep an eye out for the new Avatars rolleyes
Cheers all :cheers:
Dan xxx wink