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DarkandHandsome69
Over 90 days ago
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Bugger it.... Wheres me naplam?....
Thanks Sussex...
DAH69
I am trying to sign on via and STILL I cant...
I have calmed down now though... Probably no-one in the chat room anyway.... lol
DAH69
Registered on here with my brand new Lycos email address and now the poxy site is up S*** creek with both feet down the plughole! I wouldnt mind but I have been trying to join the chatroom and need some 'access number' thing....
GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! mad
OK - Had to get that off my chest... Thanks.
DAH69
Hi Carrie Ann! Seems to be more newbies here than anything else!
The NW is a long long way for me in my little car... I could fly I guess...
There is a munch in London though I believe, that might interest me... anyone ladies willing to take me by the hand!? :shock:
I am sure once there I will be fine...
DAH69
Good evening!
i am sure I am NOT what you are looking for (Single male #23354) but I bid you good evening anyway!
DAH69 smile
I am self employed - kind of... I trade shares for myself for a living. I have almost no qualifications too! Y biggrin es - If there is anyone else on here that would like to chat about it would love to (PM)
I have no pictures yet for a combination of reasons - I am new (1), I have not decided what type of pics to put on (2) and I am slightly nervous the kebab owner down the road will see me on here and shout something like "Hey, swingerboy!" at me in the kebab shop at 23:30 one evening in front of all me mates....
DAH69
Is that a serious letter? Goodness... That is one sad twisted individual... Whatever happened to altruism?
DAH69
Thanks Vicky... Have you got your arse insured separately? Wow.... Can I have a go? LOL - Fantastic! If that was my arse I'd wear a thong and start my own website... biggrin
DAH69
Although I have had many welcomes MissChief, yours is as welcome as anyones!
For a first thread I have a fair few people coming and saying hello, this is a nice place... I think I'll stay!
DAH69
PS - If anyones wants any pics I can email some tomorrow... have to sort this digital camera thing out first and I would rather store them on my laptop at work as its more private! The PM bar is now open! Hit me!
When I was a lot younger I had sex with my girlfriend in the spare room with the baby monitor on... It was as bad as you can imagine. The whole family was around for dinner...
Oh joy... Wonder where she is now....
DAH69
Should have said to him "Actually, I desperately want a shag, but you have blown your chance now.... Bye..."
Maybe that would just fuel him even more... LOL...
I am certainly open to offers Celtic.... But I have not considered riding a unicorn... unitl now!
Know any friendly unicorns Celtic???
Dave J.... I am afraid you are going to have to guess... I am also not fat, due to an inability to reach the cookie jar! 2 out of 3 isnt too bad though is it?
DAH69
Marvelous.... Its as clear as an azure sky to me now...
I will definately be having sex tonight with at least two swedish au pairs now... LOL...
Cheers Roger! You will see a lot more of me I can promise that...
Um.... Maybe I should rethink that last statement....
Kazy and Bouncey? I think I saw a film along those lines! Welcome to you both! Even though I have probably been on here for less time than you both...
DAH69
Hey Llama!
I am new too! Incredible! feel free to pm if you want my 45 minutes of experience on the back of a postage stamp...!
DAH69
Apologies bifem!
Mark, a sterling idea... Maybe upon sign up people can have an option to accept or reject unsolicited messages or not... If rejected the user could maybe then have a 'friends list' that would be allowed to message them?
Again, just an idea.... And (Before you all start) one that has probably been mentioned before!
See you around...
DAH69
Wow - I almost feel popular! Thanks!
I would like to chat and ultimately meet up with a nice a lady at some stage, does anyone have any tips or should I just stumble about like a drunken letch and see where it gets me?
Fight Club - I am under the distinct impression it is the greatest film of the 90's and will not be recognised as so for a good few years yet as 'Citizen Kane' 'Taxi Driver' ' Raging Bull' et al have before it!
I could go on forever - Honestly. I wont.
DAH69
Aaaahhhhh... My very first single serving, (Fight Club reference) virtual friends!
Thanks for the welcome! I hereby vow to be an upstanding (Ooo-er!) swingingheaven citizen from this day forward and will defend my country to the bitter end!
I shall check your ads out... and maybe even do me own!
DAH69
Hello all... I just started a thread back there... I am new you see but I have an idea, maybe it has been talked about before but what about a name and shame thread?
Also, maybe some type of warning/guideline on the front page would put people off?!?
As a bloke I am pretty in the dark on this as I tend not to get too many PMs!
DAH69
Hello,
Today is my first day on here and I thought I would say hello and see what happens generally on here, I have read through at lot of the posts in the forums - looks like a fun and friendly place to be! I will post an ad later maybe but thought I would just say hello first!
I read about munchs and think that I will try and get along at some stage, as you can probably appreciate, I am somewhat nervous!
So - Here I am, I am brand new, one male owner, only 5,000 miles on the clock and a great little runner! Ideal for a caring lady owner (To test drive at least)
DAH69