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Happy Birthday Slyde kiss
have a great time, lovely to meet ya on Saturday biggrin
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Sarah, I dont mind doing more than the usual one hour stint on the door - am used to it, and it'll keep me away from the bar!!!! lol
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Sorry luv, I cant make this one either
its a damn shame though when its right on the bloody doorstep rolleyes
have a good one though wink
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Sorry Dawn but I'm not gonna be able to make this one after all :cry:
am sure you'll all have a great night though! wink apologies for messing you about redface
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I'm really sorry Minxy but I'm gonna have to give this one a miss :cry: , I've pm'd you to explain, but at least someone else can take my place wink
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I'm not going to do the usual long post with loads of names , because I'll miss someone out redface - I think I'm still under the influence and everything is just a little hazy!
But would like to say a great big Thanks to Vicky and all the helpers, it was a fantastic night with a great atmosphere! biggrin Great to see old friends and meet new folk too.
Must mention though:
Sassy - for drinkies and letting us invade her home - and the 'maid' for feeding us - brilliant biggrin
Sercher - for being there kiss
Cocoa - for keeping me sane kiss
Sleazy - just because! passionkiss
Slyde - lovely to meet you hun wink
RedWine_Lover - good to see you again babes biggrin
and finally to Marcuso - for just being you :rose: , ya nutter lol
oh - one last one, to JudyTV for the heads-up about the hotel - what a fab place, loved it from the minute I walked in...and was still in the all-night hotel bar at 5am having some bloody good conversations with half the trannys in Manchester, pissed as farts lol lol
Cheers all :lol2:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I know where I'll be watching in the North West tonight!! confused confused confused lol lol lol lol

yeah, me too! rotflmao drinkies
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Quote by Fallen Angel
It's today!!! :high-smile:
Setting off in a couple of hours biggrin
I'm so excited!
(and I just can't hide it)
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and I'm about to lose control & I think I like it ! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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is anyone thinking what i'm thinking??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol
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Is anyone still in need of a hotel room??
I booked one originally and have since changed my plans - and guess what - the original booking "wasnt cancelled correctly within the time span given" and they're charging me anyway as its secured to my card rolleyes :shock: rolleyes
So, if anyone who's recently been added to the list etc needs a room, please pm me!!! its costing me £70 and there's no one in it rolleyes
Dark x
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any room for a little one?? lol
i'll have to confirm nearer the time though so can I be a provisional please?
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I still need to shop for something to wear......
but I am Officially Excited !!!!!!!! :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
will turn up the full-on munch anticipation mode tomorrow when I finish work....
but for now......
2 sleeps to go!!!!!!!!!! (insert emoticons blatantly stolen from Dambuster and Angel Chat here! )
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Quote by davej
move over,,,fat boy is in the house! lifted from a previous thread, cos the staff in my Dover hotel wouldn't take fresh ones



Holy Crapola!!!!!! you been here all the time, looking like that, and I didnt know???? :shock:
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Quote by quimninja2003
hola....my contribution smile


I am watching this thread intently now! :twisted: lol More please guys!! :twisted:
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Quote by makingcocoa
3 sleeps!!!!!
Wooo hooooooooooooo!!!!
I should probably start packing soon. In fact, given the amount of crap I am almost certainly going to be bringing with me, I should definitely start packing soon. lol
:bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce:

I need to shop, never mind pack!!!!!!!!!! rolleyes lol lol lol
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Quote by makingcocoa
So sorry, but due to having massively overbooked myself in May and June, and not having nearly as much time or money as I'd need to go to everything I'm signed up for - I'm going to have to take my name off this list. :cry:
Marc hun, you have a PM...
Hope you all have fun guys, I really hate to miss this but I'm just having to force myself to be sensible!
xxx

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Quote by Sarah

dunno mate, in the same boat here, we almost made the Leicester munch last year and bottled out at the last minute, thats why we have never put our names down since sad
dont know about anyone else but it scares the cr** out of us dunno

Right - listen you two, get your names down and I will personally come and meet you, hand-hold you in and escort you to the bar for a JD or two biggrin
I'll show ya what scaring the crap outta ya really feel like!!!!! rotflmao :twisted:
Only kiddin babes, the offer's there ( and I'm really not that bad, honest! ) wink
Is this a bit like, 'I'm in the car park can you come out an meet us?'
shut up Sarah I have a rep to protect!!!!!!! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
redface redface See Pete - and everyone else who's nervous - Dark had to call Sarah from outside the pub at my first social cos I was too nervous to go in without being hand-held redface redface
Ohhhh how times change!!! wink :twisted:
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Quote by Pete_sw
dunno mate, in the same boat here, we almost made the Leicester munch last year and bottled out at the last minute, thats why we have never put our names down since sad
dont know about anyone else but it scares the cr** out of us dunno

Right - listen you two, get your names down and I will personally come and meet you, hand-hold you in and escort you to the bar for a JD or two biggrin
I'll show ya what scaring the crap outta ya really feel like!!!!! rotflmao :twisted:
Only kiddin babes, the offer's there ( and I'm really not that bad, honest! ) wink
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Quote by quimninja2003
finally know how to put pics up in here....ive got to submit myself :twisted:

ooooooooooo :twisted: :twisted:
thats very.....'run my nails over it and watch the goosebumps appear', isnt it :twisted:
post another sweetie, I'm deciding whether it's biteable too, but reallyneed another pic on which to base the final decision wink worship
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Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Jackie,
As part of my job we have been experimenting with some new adhesive tape, its very strong and absolutly invisable. Sound like its just what you need!
If you like I'll bring some on Sat.
The application process is very specialised however, fisrt the skilled fitter biggrin has to completly clean the area, we find that the tongue works best for this, then the area has to be patted dry, then the tape has to be applied very carefully and smoothed for about 30 min until it is completly moulded to the area.
This sound OK? biggrin biggrin biggrin
John

Oooo I might wear the outfit I originally planned to now then - gave up with it last week, but this sounds like a brilliant solution !! :twisted: lol
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Quote by sercher01
munch! hmmmm! not a problem!
what u need is someone who knows what there doin !
someone who will hold ur hand an look after u!
someone who will get u there 2 or 3 hours before it starts then drop u right in the deep end in a room off 7 drunk woman :shock: (room 405)
after that the munch is a pice of piss wink

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Sercher you were an absolute star in 405 babes kiss , and ya gotta admit, if you can get through that, and then the munch, well, you're pretty much ready for anything now!!
Cant wait til saturday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: rotflmao
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Sorry Lucy, this is a no can do for me now rolleyes so can you take me off the list hun please.
thanks anyway, and have a great weekend! biggrin
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As this is smack bang in between two other big Munches, I definately cant make this one , sorry rolleyes
but good luck with it luv , and have fun! biggrin
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you didnt seriously pay £50 for that username did you??
:doh:
you'll probably be feeling a hell of a lot worse by Sunday! lol
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anyone would think I either live (a) in outer friggin mongolia, or (b) all the blokes have manflu.
rolleyes
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Right then
as some of you already know, I have some 'vanilla' friends descend on me and this part of my life that at one time was the best kept secret ever ....... Now, they ( & as it turns out, are not so vanilla :twisted: ) wanna join in too - so its only right that I help out a little!
We - IceDiamond and I, are having a little soiree at hers on Friday. I'd like to introduce her to a couple of guys from here, if I can find anyone mad enough to join us. lol
Here are the rules:
I must have met you at least socially before. I am not gonna give addresses out to someone I havent met, so dont ask. :!:
As its very short notice, someone reasonably local (M1 junction 28 ish) would be great, even better if you can pick me up en route to hers so I can get really pissed and not have to worry about driving wink
We are both smokers, so if that bothers you, dont bother ! It is a non-smoking house though, so intermittant fag breaks on the back garden are a necessity :thumbup:
We dont have a start time as yet, but you will be leaving at Midnight.
As she's new around here, and I'm 'ard ( lol ), you must not be pushy or demanding or turn up with expectations. Primarily this is a social evening so Icey can meet some new people ... plus you get the added bonus of my company too ( :shock: lol ) If more happens, it happens - and thats entirely OUR decision - so, if you're thinking of driving a long way for a guaranteed shag, forget it ! lol
If you're willing to bring a bottle or two of cheap plonk, you earn a bonus point!! lol
That's it really!! the pm button is below, please do not ask to come in this thread, replies by PM only.
So, who wants to meet us??? and more importantly, who's feeling brave???
Dark xx wink
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