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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by winchwench
Hi dark..
Could be worse, apparantly women reach their sexual peak at 36.....I've got 3.5 years to go.......watch out boys ( & girls!)

36??????? good god, I cant wait that long!!! I thought i must have hit it already and am now on the slippery slope downwards into boredom & celibacy :shock: :shock:
thanks for your lovely post though hun biggrin
Quote by BigScotsBloke
I'm definately a reader more than a poster i'm afraid. Summat to do with living in the back end of the universe and not having much of a social scene up here lol.
BSB

we should really do something to alter that you know wink
Quote by naughtynymphos1
ohhh cam we come? oh please please go on you know you wonna lol gwan i'll stand the door for u and keep that bloody marcuso out lol

I couldnt not have you two there! biggrin you are very added lol
Minxy wrote:
Stick me down provisionaly Darkfire, dependant on cash and time off
Minx x x

Done wink hope you can make it hun biggrin
HLB wrote:
Darkfire you best request some "eggy things" for the buffet

'egg thingy' requirement has been noted and duly emailed to caterers lol wink
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao OmG, dont you start with me, giving it all that 'i was waiting' shite rotflmao rotflmao :taz:
knew by one of ya texts that you were well up past Bingham luv, so did a detour to Worksop cos that was ya next stop rolleyes , only it wasnt was it, cos you decided to follow some god damn diversion onto the wrong bloody road rolleyes rolleyes lol
mind you, it was funny. I was doing the A50 (???????????????????) at 100mph in the pitch black, no one round for miles, singing my head of in the car to BonJovi....even considered the local dogging spot cos i was THAT pissed off !! Half the site think's I'm a complete nutter ringing them at stupid o'clock saying 'put kettle on mate I'll be there in 10 mins!' and I even stopped off at a services somewhere between Lincoln and Nottingham and had a coffee with a trucker while looking for ES on the offchance!! lol
Almost ran over a fox, saw a couple of owls and pushed my car to her absolute limit, smoked wayyyyy too much, knackered me fag lighter.........you have noooo idea how gutted I am !! lol rolleyes
Was well and truly on one last night, has Dark finally lost the plot??? probably!! loon
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao well I had a little jaunt to Worksop...... waited there a while, nipped over toward Lincoln thinking ....' well, they gotta come back down this way!! lol ' ... got bored, drove back, ....spent 10 minutes moaning to friend in Huddersfield on the phone ...diverted back to Nottingham, Mansfield, Chesterfield..... ended up calling anyone I know in the area at , got lost, twice, discovered certain North Derbyshire Village , realised didnt have a certain persons number rolleyes ..... found a familiar area in Chesterfield.... another certain person didnt answer phone...... found another familiar area just outside Chesterfield......that person was away down in Northants..... and I gave up and went bloody home!!!!!!!!
Pete - serious grovelling apology into my pm box, immediately !! lol lol smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by mike48
Well, little old me is 30 this year , yep the big 3 0, and I’m absolutely dreading it !! :crazy:
hello darkfire i dont know you but on the strenth of ur postings lol i would like to be at least considered for an invite to your special avent
smile

Hiya Mike
I havent met you hun, so unless Marcuso says otherwise, I'm gonna put you on the reserve list (for now)....... I am aware that you're doing the Llandudno Munch though, so I'm sure there are several people going to that who i do know, who may vouch for you before September! its ages away yet too! biggrin
Dark x
Quote by ccr
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Can we please be invited biggrin
mr and mrs ccr xxx

of course hun, you're added biggrin
I can feel another Coven meet in the toilets coming on! lol )
Quote by Marcuso
Don't suppose you'd allow a shy quiet newbie to come would you? innocent

not a chance mate lol lol
Quote by MikeNorth

I'd just like to point out that andy2120 has nothing to do with me.
We are not related.
We are not the same person.
We don't even know each other.

You back again? Quick, where's Darkfire!!! lol lol
oh i'm here. i miss nothing ! lol
only this time "Tramper" can kiss my ass lol redface lol
Quote by sercher01
i recognise that veiw :shock:

you'd better not, otherwise I was wayyyyyyy more pissed than I thought I was on Saturday!!! lol
must do it again just to recap :twisted:
Ragdale..... near Loughborough...... there's no way they'll make it to Hull by midnight! :shock:
and I am outta here! mobile's on!
Right, I'm off in 20 mins too - if anyone's on my route ( lol ) do you fancy putting the kettle on???????
it could be a long night! lol (I dont have sat nav and absolutely noooo sense of direction rolleyes )
have just had word from the intrepid explorers (they said Helloooooooooooooo Mik69 :shock: lol ) , and are currently in Warwick (ish) en route to Coventry.... anyone fancies a brew, let me know so I can pass on the info!
this is mad! I love it! lol
I'm one of the one's who stayed - but not exclusively.....
it is fab to see folk back over here - and elsewhere too, because isnt it we the community that matters, not where you post?? wink
Happy St Gertrude of Nivelles Day all!!! drinkies ( :shock: )
Nice Tatt de sade wink
Quote by CBnRed
:shock: :shock: :shock:
apparantly we're off
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I guess it's a bit late now to say we know a few good places around here for tea and biccies..... :cry:
CB
am in mobile contact with Pete luv, so will pass any messages on - pm me if you like
mad things ya do on a friday night!! stick a pin in a map and aim to be there at the same time :shock:
and this is Dark, driving, we're talking about!!! redface lol ah well, beats staying in i supose!
Quote by dambuster
Well, little old me is 30 this year , yep the big 3 0, and I’m absolutely dreading it !! :crazy:

Why on earth would you be dreading it ??
It's a wonderful age to be.
I wouldn't want to be it again - but it was marvellous while I was there wink
Honest answer??? because i've been twenty-something for aaaages and still not got to where I want to be!
I set myself a few goals when I turned 20, and although I achieved them I'm doing nothing with them (education for example). Time is moving on, I'm getting older - and to me, thats not a nice prospect............. other than I supose I'll soon be considered a 'real woman' flipa wink
and 30 is like ........ the start of a very big slippery slope, its practically middle-aged !!!!!!! (Dark runs for the hills at this point :eeek: - please note, before anyone jumps on me - I am well aware i'm one of the 'youngsters' around here - but I'm talking about how Ifeel about hitting 30, not your lots age!! )
aww bugger the explanation, am gonna get a kickin for this one anyway! lol
Coming anywhere near the M1, junction 28???????????????? :rascal:
( yeah i know its probably miles out from your route, but geography never was my strong point!!)
edited cos i've just read the above post, checked the map, - and yeah, you're coming my way!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin
Quote by MikeNorth
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao rotflmao this is the one NWC :thumbup:
See folks, I never get any credit for anything! rolleyes
Mike, I'm sorry worship , I read this thread before the other one - and obviously responded here first.
Thankyou both for resurrecting this wink
anyone else reading it and nodding head knowingly???
That's it folks, the list is now closed
ALL confirmations must be done by the 29th - no confirmation = no final details pm.
Cheers drinkies

Well, I'm the big 3 0 this year, and I’m absolutely dreading it !! :scared:
....So, I’m throwing a little Birthday Munch to turn it into something to look forward to!! :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: drinkies
Darkfire’s 30th Birthday Munch will be in the North Derbyshire area on Saturday 2nd September 2006.
until am. There will be a disco and buffet, and no doubt plenty of entertainment and laughs from you lot! lol

The venue is booked and will comfortably hold 110 people; the guest list for the Munch is on a first-come first served basis, with a reserve list if necessary.
There’s no ‘entrance fee’, but I will be passing a hat round for voluntary contributions to help toward the cost of the room, DJ expenses and food, but this is entirely up to you :thumbup:
Badges
We will be having Munch badges, very kindly being provided by Kazswallows. If this is your first Munch and you have not had a badge made before, or your username has altered etc, please pm Kaz here and let her know the names to go on your badges ie : 'Darkfire' or 'Mr Darkfire' & 'Mrs Darkfire' if you're a couple :thumbup:
The Theme - 'Decadence & Debauchery'
The 'theme' is 'Decadence & Debauchery' (There’s more info about this on page 6)
‘Dressing up’ is entirely optional of course – but I’m thinking this could be a great excuse to dig out (or treat yourself to) sensual fabrics – velvet, silks, lace, satin, cashmere, leather…. maybe even cocktail dresses & dapper dinner jackets :twisted: … cleavages and corsets :twisted: .... Jewel like colours – golds, reds, purples, greens…....
for those who dont want to go the whole hog, be decadent & wear scarlett lipstick....or a corsage.... heady perfumes…..swathes of heels…...pashminas.....silk scarves....velvet chokers....sparkles.....glitter....sequins........ you get the idea! :lol2:
Even something as simple as treating yourself to a lovely long relaxing soak with your favourite bubble bath (or Lush stuff lol ) before the ‘doo’ instead of a quick shower !! there’s something for everyone in this theme !! Indulgence is the key!!
if anyone's really stuck for ideas, pm me - but I'm sure no one needs an excuse to be totally self-indulgent for just one evening! wink
Remember though - This is the theme as far as 'dressing up' goes - the event itself is purely social & is within a vanilla establishment so it's 'appropriately Indulgent' rather than OTT ! wink
Details
If anyone requires hotel details please pm me and I’ll send them out to you. As usual, actual venue details, directions, taxi numbers etc will be sent out a couple of days before the event, by pm only. Do not pass this information on to anyone else under any circumstances, tell them to pm me.
Photo's
Please do not bring cameras to the Munch.
There will be an official photographer or 2, who will take pics throughout the evening with permission only. Pics will not be posted on the site, and copies available by email only to those in the picture.
If you really really want to bring a camera, and have reason to, pm me to discuss - similarly if under no circumstances do you want your picture taken at the Munch, let me know please :thumbup:
Any probs or questions, please drop me a pm biggrin
So, who's up for it???!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
The List- those in bold have confirmed :happy:
Couples
Darkfire & Mr Dark biggrin
Sarah & Mal
Suze43 & Bartdutch
Stuart_Tanina
Freckledbird & Mr FB
Geordiecpl
Mrs CCR & Mr CCR
NaughtyNymphos1 & Sleazy
The Muttleys
Dave&Debbie69
MickandHer
Dambuster & HornyLittleBlonde
Pleasures40070
MDR2000
Dawnie & Ian
Nomad_Soul & Caroline
Rams_cpl
Stoke_cpl
PoshKate & Sheddy
Kazswallows & Sleeper
Huxley & Suzie
Calista & Morbius
Lavabubble
Dizzytart & Budsy69
Hot_tart & Mr Discreet
Shaz & Tony
bonnet-buffers
Marcuso & Poshbitch
Dave_Notts & Alex_Female
Blueyes6969
Dee_Vic
BiPaula & Andy
King_Dong
Firelizard & Stormwalker
Molly & Chris
Celestria & Feklar
Ladies
Alleyson
Earthchild
Sexkittenhfx
Chaotic Spirit
RedgirlManc
Shelly
Shell
Mistress_Sassy
Wayward_1
Anais
Abilene
H_x
Vicky_Uk
Gents
Essexm34
Harry Jones
Pierced_Jon
Littlemee
Dlep
Claicerrig
NottsM4fun
Manolishi
AlexDeejay
Sercher01
Leprechaun
Meggo3
Sharif
oneguyfromkent
Steff35
Robbiem
Goose35
Quote by piercedJon
Bugger :cry:
I would have been there like a shot, but I'm at a live music venue in nottingham on the 18th doing the photos for a new line up of punk/grunge bands....
Well pissed off now :cry: :cry: :cry:

soooo, ya wont be needing a lift then? :twisted: rotflmao
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
As we seem to have a few new 'regulars' in the cafe at the moment and the fact that this was mentioned in Corrie's mouse potoato post, I thought I would bump this up so you could all see what you are letting yourself in for wink

rotflmao rotflmao this is the one NWC :thumbup:
Where's that god damn 'addicted to SH' thread of old gone??
ya know, the one about using your mobile phone, and you *need* to insert :eyeroll: / :giggle:/ smackbottom into your message .....
lol lol lol you know the one I mean - when you're in the kitchne making tea and your msn pings...... and you shout 'yeah i'm coming, i''ll be there in a minute' :shock: lol
Quote by PLUM
LIke I said I'll have some piccy's done next week..... wink
And women say us blokes are impatient....... rolleyes
lol

When it comes to naked bods in threads, we are VERY impatient! my refresh button is almost worn out!! rolleyes :twisted:
Quote by Jawnathan
The door is clearly the hip hop place to be at this munch.

Oooo a door party then !! :twisted: , and guess who's in the middle biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Snogs all round !! :twisted:
who's gonna be my bar runner though??? :shock: volunteers to the pm box please wink
Quote by Jawnathan
Sarah, I dont mind doing more than the usual one hour stint on the door - am used to it, and it'll keep me away from the bar!!!! lol

Ah we was a leathal team on the door at NW nobody got by us cool
I know - even if I turn sideways-on, the fluckers still cant get past !!! lol lol