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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by Edin BBW
you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.Gem. x
you too Gem? blimey girl, here, come share my stash of (very good quality I'll have you know) console-yaself-chocolate & wine and we can bitch about it together! :twisted:
Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
..... girlie night in! 
:bounce:Room for another????
Hell yes there's room - girlie night in, bring a bottle
- and the invitation is extended to anyone who has sommat to say but usually pm's everyone else about it instead of talking/ asking me to my face/ pm box/ msn/ phone :twisted: 
Quote by little gem
you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
you too Gem? blimey girl, here, come share my stash of (very good quality I'll have you know) console-yaself-chocolate & wine and we can bitch about it together! :twisted:
Quote by quimninja2003
we as a rule dont meet single guys....and if we did they would have to be extreamly gorgeous...... but we are meeting a single guy from the chat rooms....y he isnt anything special to look at.......but he makes us laugh he`s considerate and becoming a very good friend,
this site is excellent, a very close community.......like they said just be nice ya here that all you rude ignorant peeps
pot and kettle??
, i hope ya new good friend doesnt take what you just said personally luv and while I'm here - yes this site works, people will find what they're looking for from it etc - it just takes time and pateince and a little bit of effort.......
but FFS, dont open ya mouth and tell the whole bloody world when it does, because discretion is BIG around here and you'll find that its right up there in THE list of rules ya just dont break.......... and if you do, your chances of finding anyone else willing to come within 50ft of you, with a bargepole, may well drop to well below diddly squat.
Dark, being especially helpful and friendly today
Quote by quimninja2003
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: i`m sure you wouldnt
well, seeing as you mention it, I do know of a couple of places
, but why on earth would we wanna be in those when we can be in the munch???? priorities man, priorities. I can see this one needs some discipline Sarah. Shall I go get Mistress Sassy?? :twisted:
Quote by quimninja2003
errrmmmm
the nerves are building...........Darkfire were looking at you
.....actually,
you probably leave us in the middle of notts or send us to a gay bar or summit :giggle:
As If!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
No seriously hun, I wouldnt do that to you, or anyone else.
I'll be on the door...... in fact, bugger it, u have a pm
Sorry folks I cant help with the chatroom thing - i just press a button and i'm in - if its any more complicated than that, forget it!
Laird or Joanne_ish will help you I'm sure, i dont know why help hasnt been forthcoming to you yet - but I sincerely hope it does now. PM admin - you've paid ya money, they'll sort it
Seriously, we're not a bad bunch hun, stick around, it gets better
the only other thing i can say is I can see why you've posted what you have, but why not have a bit more of a look round the Cafe, come join in some threads and intro yourself a bit more - because all we've seen so far is that you just wanna get in the chatroom, and IMHO, it aint that great anyway! Welcome & have fun - we'll get u there luv.
Laird or Joanne_ish will help you I'm sure, i dont know why help hasnt been forthcoming to you yet - but I sincerely hope it does now. PM admin - you've paid ya money, they'll sort it
Seriously, we're not a bad bunch hun, stick around, it gets better
the only other thing i can say is I can see why you've posted what you have, but why not have a bit more of a look round the Cafe, come join in some threads and intro yourself a bit more - because all we've seen so far is that you just wanna get in the chatroom, and IMHO, it aint that great anyway! Welcome & have fun - we'll get u there luv.
Quote by dpg230272
Ladies. I have the answer.
Depo-provera.
No periods
No PMT
No eye scratching out, no plates smashed, no eggshell treading, no psycho-bitch-on-rampage episodes......
ahhhhhh I'm so calm. :smug:
Oh shit no, thats the temazepan aint it :doh:
noooooooooooooooooooo
turns women into raving lunatics (speaking from experience)
sent me round the bend for a year ask daz
jen xxxx
ahhhhh, so that's the explanation! see guys, its not me, its the pills! seeeeee I told you I was nice really
Quote by mike48
Mike,
can I be nosey and ask who's doing the door for your Munch??
and forgive me for saying this, but is anyone else getting a tad nervous about the number of noobs and first-time attendees on the list? (I'm well aware it could just be me who doesnt know people
It shouldnt even be an issue as I wont be there, and its 'your' munch..... but, just for the record, Do you actually know all these people Mike, have they all been vouched for? and can you guarantee the safety of everyone going?
if i'm speaking out of turn, feel free to flame !
Hi Darkfire you be as nosey as you want to hun
That information at this moment in time is confidential so :kissmyarse:
Actually Darkfire your not the only one as on Sat i received a pm from one of the mods voicing there concerns over the same matter to which I replied at length, here is the 1st line of there reply
Mike I couldn't have asked for a better reply, thank you for putting my mind at ease on all accounts
Do i know everyone who is coming , no i dont.
I do know some of the people, who know some of the others, who in turn knows someone who knows someone else, who......if you get my drift :twisted:
I dont think your talking out of turn at all Darkfire just voicing your concerns, nothing wrong with that in my book if anyone has any doubt about anything please feel free to pm me
Thanks
Mike xx
Now bugga off im busy :twisted:
kinda says it all really doesnt it.
Why is this thread suddenly making me all jittery about going to a club (I've never been ) - spitting water at me?????? :shock: strange blokes sitting next to me and touching me up without permission ???
I can see i'm gonna have to practice the 'do that again and I'll bite your bollocks off' stare a little more before I venture there !!
Dark, who must learn the fine art of polite refusals
) - spitting water at me?????? :shock: strange blokes sitting next to me and touching me up without permission ???I can see i'm gonna have to practice the 'do that again and I'll bite your bollocks off' stare a little more before I venture there !!
Dark, who must learn the fine art of polite refusals
Quote by quimninja2003
steer clear of darkfire mate....she`s an ass scratchin man eater, serious you`l end up
:laughabove: sowwy dark......we love ya....and been told your rather attractive, :twisted:
hope we do see ya at the munch for a bit of
<<hijack>>
Ninja , I'm sure I dont know what you mean!
I dont do any of that "
" business.I dont need a feckin stick for a start! :twisted: .... and whoever told ya the 'attractive' thing....they're in on the plot too and are just lolling you into a false sense of security hun
Yes you'll see me at the munch, but no
, cos its social only ...........however, that does not mean your ass is not mine outside !! :twisted: <<end hijack>>
Soz Tinx, carry on!
Hiya Tinksy
with any luck a nice local friendly mod might shift this to the Cafe where you can say hello to more folk - there's no mention of looking for a specific meet in your post so you might be better off in the Cafe where you can intro yourself and join in with the banter etc.
:thumbup:
By the sound of it you're a complete nutter like the rest of us, so you'll fit in just fine!
Welcome!
with any luck a nice local friendly mod might shift this to the Cafe where you can say hello to more folk - there's no mention of looking for a specific meet in your post so you might be better off in the Cafe where you can intro yourself and join in with the banter etc.
how sad am i replying to myself...hello me this is you...hello you pleased to meet me:shock:
:thumbup: By the sound of it you're a complete nutter like the rest of us, so you'll fit in just fine!
Welcome!
Its not just the name dropping either ..... 
I've had a couple of occasions where people have put something quite 'harmless' in a flirty way in thankyou threads etc, that can very easily be misinterpreted into something else.
Its often no trouble at all to read through people's posts and see who did what, who snogged who, who stayed with who etc - all well and good, but there is a very fine line.........
I've also been 'outed' on the forum as being at parties and my participation in them (allegedly) when the 'rule book' actually dictates that what happens in a house/ club/ party/ 4 walls says within those 4 walls (do i have a different rule book to others???)
Indiscretion, and assumption, is the mother of all fuck-ups!
And its very rarely done with any particular intention or 'malice' - sometimes folk just dont think - or they deliberatly name-drop. I'm a big fan of the thankyou threads - i love to read people's comments, and if someone mentions me (cos often I cant remember a bloody thing and it helps me piece together the evening ) - but, its that fine line we're treading again isnt it. A timely recap of Discretion - nice one Dammy
Ena Sharples x
I've had a couple of occasions where people have put something quite 'harmless' in a flirty way in thankyou threads etc, that can very easily be misinterpreted into something else.
Its often no trouble at all to read through people's posts and see who did what, who snogged who, who stayed with who etc - all well and good, but there is a very fine line.........
I've also been 'outed' on the forum as being at parties and my participation in them (allegedly) when the 'rule book' actually dictates that what happens in a house/ club/ party/ 4 walls says within those 4 walls (do i have a different rule book to others???)
Indiscretion, and assumption, is the mother of all fuck-ups!
And its very rarely done with any particular intention or 'malice' - sometimes folk just dont think - or they deliberatly name-drop. I'm a big fan of the thankyou threads - i love to read people's comments, and if someone mentions me (cos often I cant remember a bloody thing and it helps me piece together the evening
) - but, its that fine line we're treading again isnt it. A timely recap of Discretion - nice one Dammy Ena Sharples x
Quote by earthchild
i know you already got me on another list hun just wanted to say, there is no way i am missing this one
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
too damn right you're not!!
oh and Marcuso.....
ERM!!!....isn't there someone you're forgetting babes??
nope, dont think so hun :shock:
ohhhhhh you mean YOU!!!! :twisted: , I aint decided if you can come yet luv!
Mike,
can I be nosey and ask who's doing the door for your Munch??
and forgive me for saying this, but is anyone else getting a tad nervous about the number of noobs and first-time attendees on the list? (I'm well aware it could just be me who doesnt know people )
It shouldnt even be an issue as I wont be there, and its 'your' munch..... but, just for the record, Do you actually know all these people Mike, have they all been vouched for? and can you guarantee the safety of everyone going?
if i'm speaking out of turn, feel free to flame !
can I be nosey and ask who's doing the door for your Munch??
and forgive me for saying this, but is anyone else getting a tad nervous about the number of noobs and first-time attendees on the list? (I'm well aware it could just be me who doesnt know people
)It shouldnt even be an issue as I wont be there, and its 'your' munch..... but, just for the record, Do you actually know all these people Mike, have they all been vouched for? and can you guarantee the safety of everyone going?
if i'm speaking out of turn, feel free to flame !
Quote by dambuster
PMSL - I've just reminded myself of nearly spitting my toys out of the pram one day with a guy (arse) that did it to me
I might go wandering down memory lane to see if I can find it.
There were a couple of good points brought up in the thread about how not to post.
!
I remember this - this is funny - cue Dammy bruising finger ends on keyboard with steam pothering....
ready.....
Quote by hisandhers
LIFE IS FOR LIVING HUN!! NO MATTER WHAT AGE WE ARE
Can us old farts have a provisional invite( not sure if we're on holiday then) promise to leave my zimma frame at home
Yep ya pair of nutters, you're on the list as provisionals, but please let me know as soon as you do as it wont be long before I have to start jiggling the invite lists a little
Quote by fantasycpl
oohh erm we would like to come it is mr f's birtday on the 2nd as well we not know a lot of ppl at mo going to cpl of munches in june so hopefully meet more of u all there , pretty plz or we be stuck in again just perving on cam
Hiya you two
As I havent met you yet, I'll put you on the reserve list for now and move you up to the 'A' list (
) after we've met in person at the forthcoming munches. There's plenty of time bewteen now and September for us to cross paths at some point, but at the moment, the definates list is only for people I / Marcuso have met in order to ensure the safety of all those coming I know you're pretty local too, so, if you fancy a coffee & a chat sometime, pm me
Dark x
In edit a short while later..... : You're now on the definates list!
come find me and say hi in June too
Quote by dambuster
36??????? good god, I cant wait that long!!! I thought i must have hit it already and am now on the slippery slope downwards into boredom & celibacy :shock: :shock:
How wrong you are
Well, if 'that' wasntmy sexual peak, I hate to think what's gonna happen in 6 years time!! :twisted:
