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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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rotflmao rotflmao , i get like that if I aint had a fag for 20 minutes luv so its hardly a marker of your 'abilities' is it. :twisted:
Quote by Dogz
Dogz you are on the list my dear, and just let us know as soon as possible if you're not going to be able to attend. lol
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Can i be a hand holder? can I can I. :evil2: :evil2:
Get in the queue my dear, behind me :twisted: :twisted:
Actually, still think we could always share, its more fun sharing wink
there's inuff to go around Girls cool
I love it when he gets all cocky - the fall is gonna hurt luv, bring some knee pads lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm fluent in Yam Yam, it's like english but more advanced :jagsatwork:

is that the opposite of Wenglish :shock:
Happy Birthday Sleazy
hope you have a fantastic day hun - one birthday bear hug for a special friend coming right up lol

Have a good one mate! kiss
I'll join ya with the very large JD Pete, service is too slow elsewhere wink
Quote by hisandhers

Me First . My problem is there is 68 miles between me 'n' Darkfire - Boo Hoo !

Think you've answered your own question in another thread. 68 miles between you & Darkfire?
You say your a biker & a train driver
Isn't that the answer dunno
Good luck
:giggle: Well spotted Hers passionkiss
he's shy lol , or scared..... or CHICKEN lol lol
Quote by earthchild
Yo dark. I'm gunna try my best to be there and if not i like the idea of dropping in on ya!!!!
But i think ya should have a word with yer person yer sharing with / Hay!! I'm man inuff for both of ya !! :twisted:

Oi Earthy, have we got room for a little one or not???
(was that subtle enough?? lol )
oooh i'm sure we could squeeeeze him in :twisted:
OMG!! tag team :twisted: lol , you're in deep shit now Dogz :grin: :grin:
Quote by Dogz
Yo dark. I'm gunna try my best to be there and if not i like the idea of dropping in on ya!!!!
But i think ya should have a word with yer person yer sharing with / Hay!! I'm man inuff for both of ya !! :twisted:

Oi Earthy, have we got room for a little one or not???
(was that subtle enough?? lol )
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dogz you are on the list my dear, and just let us know as soon as possible if you're not going to be able to attend. lol
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Can i be a hand holder? can I can I. :evil2: :evil2:
Get in the queue my dear, behind me :twisted: :twisted:
Actually, still think we could always share, its more fun sharing wink
Oh i'm all for that, thing is, can the big bad Dogz cope with two ??? lol :P
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dogz you are on the list my dear, and just let us know as soon as possible if you're not going to be able to attend. lol
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Can i be a hand holder? can I can I. :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by Dogz
Yo dark Lady !! I'm man inuff, just can't make it that often. As it happens, i'm putting myself down for the Yorkshire munch provisionaly. i'm on nights that week, but if i can get the night off...I'm a cuming girl / girls !! cool
As you only live 68 miles from me dark..I might surprise ya one night !!! hump
Hi by the way Horny blond 'n' Wigan !!

Well Well :twisted: i guess i'll see you there then
as it happens I'm also booked in a hotel for the munch, so, even if you cant get the night off, you could come drop in on me after ya shift. That is of course, if you're up to it and not too tired from all that hard work. Would hate you to be a disappointment :twisted:
Quote by quimninja2003
of course not chick....we love ya....your ace :thumbup:
plz dont whip me :uhoh:

I dont own a whip babe, i'm only kiddin. That ass looks far too good to be striped.
Perhaps i should just bitch-slap ya instead? lol :twisted:
oh, Hiya Aardvark - and welcome to the nuthouse lol wave
Quote by quimninja2003
oh and i did forget to mention........watch out for darkfire...she`l have ya ass ........serious mate i`m tellin ya smackbottom :giggle:

are you the source of all the nasty vicious rumours about me then ??? evil mate, u know what they say about playing with fire......
whip
Quote by aaardvark_11
Thanks medic, and NWC! Waiting with baited breath for the arrival of the loonies...

yoooo hoooo :twisted: lol
you called ?
Quote by Pete_sw
Says i'm dominant :shock:
stone the bloody crows surprised

no really? :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Nah, I'm kiddin - seriously, I'm not domme at all, not sexually anyway...... wink I'm as sub as it gets - just need to find a bloke who can 'control' me without making me want to knock him out lol :twisted:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Oh bejesus he's back :twisted: :twisted:
and still in sodding Leeds ffs! rolleyes :sad:

You're still stalking him then lol
Oooo noooo, this isnt stalking hun, this is Dark making a right twat of herself (again) and laying it on a plate for him to come get when he's man enough :twisted: lol
Quote by Sarah
How do we know you and your 20 players are going to turn up????????? lol

Cos mood i'm in I'll drag em kicking and screaming??? :twisted:
nah, I'm kidding, i'll give it a miss, i aint dusting off me shagging knickers for people who cant be arsed to turn up rolleyes lol
Quote by hisandhers
Dogz, ever fancied attending a munch so that they can all fight over you? Lokk at the top of Lets meet Up! (Go for it Darks!!)

Dont even put temptation within bollock-grabbing distance hun, Its bad enough as it is!! lol lol
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We are on this list aren't we? Getting a tad confused :shock:
Flidais and Media Guru
xxx

Hiya you two - yes, you asked elsewhere so you're on 'that' list lol
Oh bejesus he's back :twisted: :twisted:
and still in sodding Leeds ffs! rolleyes :sad:
There are a couple of people coming to this that share birthdays in the same week - so I propose it be a joint celebration for those who wish it to be - pm me to discuss biggrin
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, I’m caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you calling and it’s needles
And pins
I want to hurt you just to hear you
Screaming my name
Poison, Alice Cooper

bugger , ya beat me to it! lol
Ok, i'll have my sig : Adored, Stone Roses:
I dont have to sell my soul
He's already in me
Adored
Quote by naughtynymphos1
wb Andy
Oh you missed a cracking party by the way (well done for sowing the seeds in other peoples minds) wink lol
Regards
Harry Jones

exactly right Harry.
shame he didnt have the bottle to turn up himself though aint it rolleyes
flipa Andy. ya missed a VERY good evening
hang on, are you telling me he didn't even turn up to this BBW meet he kept persrting everyone to arrange? :shock: lol
thats the one NN rolleyes lol
Quote by HarryJones
wb Andy
Oh you missed a cracking party by the way (well done for sowing the seeds in other peoples minds) wink lol
Regards
Harry Jones

exactly right Harry.
shame he didnt have the bottle to turn up himself though aint it rolleyes
flipa Andy. ya missed a VERY good evening