absence??? so.... who are ya, wher've ya been ... and why are you back??!
that should give us some info to go on!
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by Missy
David got me a killer corset for me birthday and can't wait to wear it :bounce: One of them very few things that me full figure does suit - If I say so myself, I look just like an egg in it :smile2:
I amdown as a definate for this list, arnt I ??? If not, I am now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'd love to help but I'm too busy looking up watching this topic fly 6' over the top of my head
:undecided:
I've got a mate who's puter literate so I don't need to know too much. Why keep a dog and bark yourself? :giggle:
I'm so glad I'm not on my own here Sassy!
having said that, i now have a vacancy for said puter literate type friend - all applications to the pm box please
Quote by Suze43
Thanks for always being there Bartie and loving me even when i threw up all over your new shirt!!
Suze xxxx
:shock:
To all newbies - the only thing you have to be worried about at Munches is your alcohol consumption levels and how long it will be before you puke on someone
:lol2: Quote by wild rose and the stag
how far can you make a moan last
rose whilst walking from the hallway to the kitchen, via the living room, no more than ten yards ill add!
"oooooh i feel ill, its getting worse as the day goes by staggy, oh my god i feel so shit"
i was wondering if anyone could fit in more moans while walking over such a short distance?
shes so funny when she drinks
lol Staggy - at least Rose wasnt moaning to God down the porceline telephone for twenty minutes
- but , I wasnt sick , just needed to offload my munch buddy Jack onto someone else Sarah (& Mal ) what a fab Munch!
brilliant night with lots of familiar faces & some new ones too - fab DJ and lots of hidden talents displayed on karaoke again! I had a fantastic time, am so glad I decided to go - has been touch and go for a few weeks, so Thankyou!
Dammy & HLB - was good to see you two put in an appearance! a Munch without you two? :shock: hope you feel better soon luv
Mr & Mrs Quimninja - Hellooooooooo and congrats on your first Munch! Did anyone else notice that Billie Piper was in the building last night?? 
Lovely to see you two again
NaughtyNymphos - gorgeous as ever, roll on Mids 
Sleazy - on karaoke!!!!!! my god, is there anything you cant do! top bloke !
Roger - thankyou for the chat hun, onward & upward then me thinks
BunnyK - wow, finally get to put the face to the name - stunning :twisted:
Suze & Bart - erm.... Lovely to to see you both again, and Suze, when you're ready :rascal: How's the head this morning babe?
Steve44NW - Thanks for the company again hun & you got more balls than I have getting up on the karaoke! :karaoke:
RedWine_Lover - finally a proper chat , first of many perhaps 
Lovely to see you again
Malinoshi - now able to put the face to the name - great to meet you luv
Shaz & Tony - no longer munch virgins! good to meet you two finally! and OMG @ the blue thing 
I cant possibly list everyone I'd like to - head is like a sieve this morning!
Freckledbird & Mr FB, AngelChat, VickyUK & Sercher, Tatty , Lep, T& H, Calista & Morbius, Redgirlmanc & Will, Huxley & Susie, Kaz & Sleeper, Stuart & Tanina, Sassy, FA & Dlep, Tel, Julie1964, Stokes, ........and to anyone I've missed off ....
Oh, and Thanks Steff35 & Shelly, for managing to make my chin hit the floor last off :shock: :giggle:
the only bad bit of last night is that I went home & didnt see any after-parties :shock: :cry: . Need to make up for that next time :twisted: all invites to the pm box please
brilliant night with lots of familiar faces & some new ones too - fab DJ and lots of hidden talents displayed on karaoke again! I had a fantastic time, am so glad I decided to go - has been touch and go for a few weeks, so Thankyou!
Dammy & HLB - was good to see you two put in an appearance! a Munch without you two? :shock: hope you feel better soon luv
Mr & Mrs Quimninja - Hellooooooooo
and congrats on your first Munch! Did anyone else notice that Billie Piper was in the building last night?? Lovely to see you two again NaughtyNymphos - gorgeous as ever, roll on Mids
Sleazy - on karaoke!!!!!! my god, is there anything you cant do! top bloke !
Roger - thankyou for the chat hun, onward & upward then me thinks
BunnyK - wow, finally get to put the face to the name - stunning :twisted:
Suze & Bart - erm.... Lovely to to see you both again, and Suze, when you're ready :rascal: How's the head this morning babe?
Steve44NW - Thanks for the company again hun & you got more balls than I have getting up on the karaoke! :karaoke:
RedWine_Lover - finally a proper chat
, first of many perhaps Lovely to see you again Malinoshi - now able to put the face to the name
- great to meet you luv Shaz & Tony - no longer munch virgins! good to meet you two finally! and OMG @ the blue thing
I cant possibly list everyone I'd like to - head is like a sieve this morning!
Freckledbird & Mr FB, AngelChat, VickyUK & Sercher, Tatty , Lep, T& H, Calista & Morbius, Redgirlmanc & Will, Huxley & Susie, Kaz & Sleeper, Stuart & Tanina, Sassy, FA & Dlep, Tel, Julie1964, Stokes, ........and to anyone I've missed off ....
Oh, and Thanks Steff35 & Shelly, for managing to make my chin hit the floor last off :shock: :giggle:
the only bad bit of last night is that I went home & didnt see any after-parties :shock: :cry: . Need to make up for that next time :twisted:
all invites to the pm box please Pete hun, not sure where that rant came from .... but aint we talking about an oversized bunny eating some vegetables down the local allotment???? :shock:
and yes, it is incredibly difficult to get a clean head shot and instant death - am sure the 'marksman' will end up a local hero and will be tucking into his celebratory rabbit pie regardless though.
and yes, it is incredibly difficult to get a clean head shot and instant death - am sure the 'marksman' will end up a local hero and will be tucking into his celebratory rabbit pie regardless though.
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Point taken DP, but, do ya wanna come explain that to my kid?
bloody news programmes
Fair enough, I'm quite glad I don't have that job.
give it oooo, about 3 more years, and you will
Mummy has now resigned to the fact that there will be no TV in the house for at least a week until I know the story is over .... AND i'm gonna have to find one bloody big rabbit from the pet shop tomorrow and call it Lucky before she gets back from dancing at 10am
Millions starving due to drought in Africa.....pensioners struggling to heat their homes due to energy price hikes and pitiful pensions.......... you get my drift ....
and making front page & 6 o'clock news is......... the WereRabbit ffs
17 year old 'licenced gamekeepers' with air rifles?? slow agonising death for the bunny then
My daughter heard this on the news - is now it bits and wants mummy to 'go save the bunny' :shock: , and ya know what? I'm daft enough to do it too.
£100 for the Bunny, alive.
and making front page & 6 o'clock news is......... the WereRabbit ffs
17 year old 'licenced gamekeepers' with air rifles?? slow agonising death for the bunny then
My daughter heard this on the news - is now it bits and wants mummy to 'go save the bunny' :shock: , and ya know what? I'm daft enough to do it too.
£100 for the Bunny, alive.
Quote by steanrachy
i know from my chats with other regulars that it is not completely uncommon that people use the site maily as a social thing and was wondering how many people, single or couples male/female/transgendre (lets not seclude here), use swingheaven more in a social way and only occasionally arrange meetings etc.
That'll be me then!
I love the social side of all this , I like meeting new people and forming friendship with others who I perhaps wouldnt usually have the opportunity to meet/ associate with etc. Of course 'swinging' underpins why I'm here - but it's not the be all and end all. If I meet someone socially and we 'click' , it may lead to more..... but if it doesnt, I havent lost owt and have at least had a good giggle along the way
I'm one of those in the 'only occasionally arrange meets' bracket - and only then if I've met the person socially beforehand , usually at a Munch or Social. I do have an ad for couples, but have not met anyone yet as a result because I would still insist that they join in socially first before i'll touch em with a bargepole
I love cocktails :twisted:
Purple Rain - shot of vodka, tequila & some obsure foreign purple liqueur that comes in a very pretty (looks like a perfume bottle) guilded bottle and is VERY expensive (about £6 a shot, but worth it cos it blows ya head off and leaves ya unconcious for days ), add some freshly squeezed lime & lemon juice, pour over crushed ice :twisted: If I could find out what the purple stuff is , I'd rename that one the Darkfire
Test-tube baby - pour baileys and jack daniels into a shot glass - careful cos it curdles if you pour too quick then dribble cherry liqueur or creme de fraise (? i think) down a stirring stick into the glass. The 3 start to seperate if you get it right, and it really does look like a feotus in a testtube :shock:
Absinthe - the devils drink - one shot is enough to have ya doubled over clutching stomach ( does me anyway ) - just add lime, soda and a shot of goldstrike :twisted:
Purple Rain - shot of vodka, tequila & some obsure foreign purple liqueur that comes in a very pretty (looks like a perfume bottle) guilded bottle and is VERY expensive (about £6 a shot, but worth it cos it blows ya head off and leaves ya unconcious for days
), add some freshly squeezed lime & lemon juice, pour over crushed ice :twisted: If I could find out what the purple stuff is , I'd rename that one the Darkfire Test-tube baby - pour baileys and jack daniels into a shot glass - careful cos it curdles if you pour too quick
then dribble cherry liqueur or creme de fraise (? i think) down a stirring stick into the glass. The 3 start to seperate if you get it right, and it really does look like a feotus in a testtube :shock: Absinthe - the devils drink - one shot is enough to have ya doubled over clutching stomach
( does me anyway ) - just add lime, soda and a shot of goldstrike :twisted: ello & welcome I like bikers, I like leather - but having a bloke play in leather just doesnt appeal :shock:
probably a bit off-topic but I dont mind the leather skirts etc etc and thigh boots on me/ women...........but if i pulled a bloke who wanted to wear a harness or chaps to play in, i'd wouldnt be able to do owt for laughing
I like my men NAKED :twisted:
- love the leathers but they gotta come off before my knickers do I've seen this elsewhere too, but still dont know what's actually happened but its serious enough to prompt this...... but anyway...
aside from reasons for leaving, when they see all this cheery handwaving stuff, you know, treating others as you expect to be treated yourself, they'll probably be glad to be turning their backs on our 'happy friendly community' ......maybe while you're at it Tweeky, you should stick the knife in a bit further.
aside from reasons for leaving, when they see all this cheery handwaving stuff, you know, treating others as you expect to be treated yourself, they'll probably be glad to be turning their backs on our 'happy friendly community' ......maybe while you're at it Tweeky, you should stick the knife in a bit further.
