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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by martellnotts
MikeNorth, Fabio, Will (and Redmancgirl) you are all the list, Now Martell, if you promise to be a good boy, then I am sure we can add you to the list wink (you are added)
Jags, I will send you a private message later my dear lol

I will be good - honest
Thanks
Mwwwahhhh
M
xxxxx
No you wont, I'm going ! :twisted: wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
btw Darkfire
Did you manage to get all the cheese off the carpet? lol

ish. ended up scraping it off the carpet piece by piece after most people had left - spent half an hour on my hands and friggin knees I did (repeat after people had left ! ) wink
Quote by fabio grooverider
banghead banghead banghead banghead
is anyone else out there reading posts like these and marking people & user names off on a 'do not touch with a fuckin bargepole' type list??
you know, as opposed to 'ooo, he sounds interesting/ funny/ horny, I think I'll get in touch/ go find his ad/ ask for a meet' ???

as a swinger you'd think you'd have a duty not only to be safe to yourself... but also to the people you play with.........but the disregard for some people is worrying....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
that's exactly right Sean.
If I knew the people I was going to be barebacking with and trusted them then fine, bring it on!
If not then I'll go gloved.

While what other people do is entirely up to them - what we should all be considering is that those who play bareback then play with others, who play with others, who then play with someone else and so the circle of STD's continues and the risks get higher. So, while folk can go bareback if they so wish, dont be surprised if they get a backlash & drastically reduced chance of shagging anyone on here who's got more than two brain cells to rub together.
look mike , we aint stupid, if we want advice on safe sex , there are pleanty of sites around the offer it, this site however is called lets meet, not lets be carefull, if peeps choose to go bareback then surly thats up to them, and they dont need to be lectured do they, we are all adults here arnt we???

evidently not. what i see in this thread is a really stupid offer from someone who clearly doesnt give two fucks about his wife and the people who are screwing her....(either that, or its cheaper than the fertility clinic) .... I see the quick-shag brigade jumping in feet first with complete and utter disregard for any further potential meets and shags, themselves, and others. ... and i see an ever growing list of folk who will never be respected in this community because of their downright disregard for the health and welfare of those they play with - which is certainly not what swinging is about.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
its all sercher and meaty's fault, what is it with blokes and general untidyness rolleyes
bolt

smackbottom i brought 1 small bag which sat in the corner of the room (the corner that wasn't 3ft high with knickers and half eaten sarnies) and made no mess at all.
I did my barman duties and tidied as i went, located shoes, dodged glittery powder type things, averted my eyes from tempting flesh (sort of redface ) and then tidied up in the morning. you are in serious trouble now, Miss Darkfire smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
ooooo really lol
flipa
i could post a whole list of stuff you also didnt do, but, as I'm nice, I wont :twisted:
just yet wink
Quote by sercher01
smackbottom loon
wasnt us we had other things on are mindes! :shock: wink
FA had meaty covered b4 he got in the room rolleyes - the Meaty mission was top secret - smuggled him under blanket cover :twisted:
an i had my hands full with Vicky an sarah in that dress an me tryin not 2 look like a rabbit cort in the head lights of a truck :shock:
hun, you did look like a rabbit caught in headlights - and we have photographic evidence :twisted: - could have fried eggs on ya cheeks luv! lol
redface nealy forgot rolleyes lookin at binxy's bum every time she bent over(an darkfire just in a towl) :shock:

innocent
Quote by Sarah
All (females) in that room are now upgrade to
Offical Munch Tarts
whooo hoooo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :smug:
Should the males want an upgrade, us girls need to do an additional inspection of your creditenials

bagsy I get to go first :twisted:... yooo hooo, cooeee Sercher :twisted:
its all sercher and meaty's fault, what is it with blokes and general untidyness rolleyes
bolt
pissin self here! rotflmao
in the morning it was all a bit....manic.....with people trying to pack and holding knickers & various other items aloft ..."and who's are these???" lol
we were actually pretty good and put empties in the bin - most of those in the pic are still half-full .... i kinda remember looking at said bin a bit :shock: , 'we didnt drink all that lot, did we?' rotflmao
and - i cant actually remember checking out or leaving the key to room 405 on reception...when I get round to unpacking everything (its all thrown in the corner of my bedroom) I may even discover a souvenier key! redface redface lol
i'm sure there were more pics .......
perhaps its best not to post the others :twisted: rotflmao rotflmao
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
shoudlnt ths be in the cafe? Minxy, you're still pissed aint ya :shock:
banghead banghead banghead banghead
is anyone else out there reading posts like these and marking people & user names off on a 'do not touch with a fuckin bargepole' type list??
you know, as opposed to 'ooo, he sounds interesting/ funny/ horny, I think I'll get in touch/ go find his ad/ ask for a meet' ???
Quote by makingcocoa

Sod Off Tune, I was only about 3 feet away and didn't get a go :upset:
get in the queue smackbottom
Damn fine view though :smitten:

i was the one who was lickin stockin tops redface redface redface redface redface redface
room 405 im troumatised :shock: :shock: :shock:
pmsl, I'd forgotten about that! Thanks sercher, you're a true gent biggrin
And Meaty... all you had to do was ask ;)
I'm definitely up for Room 405 : Round 2.
Nottingham, anyone? biggrin
x
I'm in lol
anyone else? :twisted:
i propose a competition lol ..... (runs off to pm some ideas to the ladies bolt)
Is there a theme Vicky?
and if anyone hears of any hotels that arn't fully booked rolleyes , pm me please!!
the mad hunt for accom starts now! redface redface
I can see we might have started something here :shock:
:twisted: right then, ladies, ready for Round 2??? :twisted:
Quote by sercher01

OMG! What a beautiful post! And then we are treated to the entrancing prospect of sorting out Cocoa's suspenders. Next time, if I'm within 50 miles, I'm volunteering fer the job OK?

Sod Off Tune, I was only about 3 feet away and didn't get a go :upset:
get in the queue smackbottom
Damn fine view though :smitten:
i was the one who was lickin stockin tops redface redface redface redface redface redface
room 405 im troumatised :shock: :shock: :shock:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
and you did it so obediently too biggrin
so, i take it you're not volunteering for the next installment of room 405 then?? :cry:
just thought I'd say - nice ad hun - its clear concise and to the point but with enough detail about you and what you're looking for to enable folk to either put you in their yes, no or worth a try pile.
good luck, hope you find what you're looking for smile
Quote by sercher01

Big HUgs n snogs for the girls in room 405 for the pre munch drinks and laughs
and the fashion show. Sercher and I thoroughly enjoyed it wink

well! thats it how can i denie it now rolleyes
ok yes i was in room 405 with the magnifasent 7
an ladys id like 2 say thanx u girls r by far the nicest ppl i have ever met an u made my first munch thank you all
an yes i looked like this redface :
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
more like....
:scared: :scared: :scared:
bless ya Sercher, it was a pleasure to meet you hun. see what happens when Dark starts pulling in waifs and strays off the street?? - now that's what i call an inititation! :twisted:. Congratulations! lol
ditto!
met only briefly before - but would like to wish you both all the very best of health & happiness together biggrin
and yes, you looked stunning, both of you. biggrin kiss
right, pink fluffy moment over redface redface lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The 405 ladies worship Miss Darkfire for being totally lovely and generally sorting all the hassles and having a filthy laugh :haha: , Cocoa for being delishously gorgeous posh totty :smitten: and dragging me round to lots of people, Binxy for being the comedy welsh nutter and a constant source of entertainment (even though i couldn't understand 90% of what you were on about loon ) and finally Fallen Angel for her usual goddessness :angel: , :

Meaty you are an absolute star, it was a pleasure to finally meet the legend that is M2PU ( and probably even more so now lol lol ). Absolutely nothing like I expected :shock: and I cant tell you how badly I've wanted to tell people who the mystery guest was for the last few days lol - we got M2PU in room 405 ! ner ner na ner ner!! rolleyes lol lol
thankyou for the compliments, lovely lovely bloke biggrin
Quote by steve44nw
Mobile swithed off!!!!! I think not.......but you could have been ringing sombody else in the middle of the night!! dunno
ummmm redface redface redface :shock:
Roll on the next one........You have'nt forgot have you Darkfire??.......lol

ummmm ...... forgot what luv?? redface redface redface
anything that was said to me post 2am..... is erased from my head completely! help me out here! redface redface
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Congratulations to Sazzle & Glos guy - you both looked fantastic !!!! kiss

OMG of course! Sazzle and Glosguy biggrin lol
who checked in in front of us at the hotel, cue 3 people standing in reception going 'we know them dont we?' 'yes i think so' ' but are they with us ' 'dunno, look famailiar' 'oooer, I know i know them ' yeah me too'
and all because we were a bit thrown because you were stunningly dressed and wearing corsages.......
wasnt until several hours later when it suddnly dawned on me who 'they' were and that 'they'd' got married today!!! (Dark, who's not known for her flashes of brilliance redface lol )
Congratulations you two, gorgeous couple , Can only apologisse for not realising in the hotel reception redface redface
Had a great time again last night - thanks Helen. biggrin
Before i pass out into 'out cold' mode for the next couple of hours, I just have a couple of hello's & thankyou's -
firstly, very special thanks to Dammy & HLB for the lift. You two are just brilliant. I always remember a quote of the evening.......last night's was Minxy's "you cant do that!!! :shock: , he's Dambuster ! :shock: "
Vanillas rolleyes
To Cocoa, Minxy & Fallen Angel..... kiss for your company, laughs, destruction of hotel room and utter state of panic & hysterics @ in room 405, to our very brave (or very up for it :shock: lol ) room guest ... kiss , and Corrie, Sarah, Vicky & Sercher for the afternoon drinkies and laugh session wink, thanks folks kiss
- the after-party didnt quite happen as planned (sorry folks redface ) because no one could get into the feckin hotel (exept Alex, who made up some marvelous excuse and just walked right in, while 2 of us were sat up in the room hatching plans to put MI5 to shame over how the fuck everyone else was gonna get past the hotel door security :shock: ) - cue a bit of identity (and gender :shock: ) swapping, urgent calls, keys thrown out 4th floor windows, fire escapes, room inspections by the manager and 3 people running round the hotel hiding from staff :shock: :giggle: Scary but fun, bunch of nutters lol
Hello's to Jonathen - lovely to meet you at last luv biggrin
Mr Muttleys - always good to see you hun biggrin
Bi Guy Notts - muah xx wink
Missy (and fella lol ) - gorgeous people, lovely to see you at last biggrin
Playful JoJo - glad I could help hunny, I'll hand hold you anytime just dont leave so early next time lol
Steve44nw - thanks for the company & conversation (s) babes, it was good to see you again. Next time ffs switch ya moby on! rolleyes lol
Sam & PJ - you survived ya first munch! Congrats! biggrin , what a lovely new couple. Hope you had a really great time.
and I cant do a thankyou post without mentioning NN & Sleazy. kiss . Damn that leg hun :kick: lol
and that's it (until my head goes back to normal and I remember other stuff/ people redface ) but Thanks again to those in 405 for another fantastic night. biggrin
I woke up at about 7am on the carpet and looked around at all you comfy people and thought 'hang on :shock: , there's sommat wrong here!' . You were all very welcome though!
until the next time!.......... :twisted: