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8 Feb 2006

Quote by Fallen Angel
Sorry I had to leave early Dark, sorry you had to scrape up all the cheese on your own! and apologies also for hogging the bed! You should've all woken me up and thrown me out!

dont worry about it babes, apparently, it wasnt cheese :shock: lol

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8 Feb 2006

Congrats NWC & DaveJ biggrin

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by martellnotts
Ex Marine here - and even I said NO :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

chicken shit lol

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
NWC Congratulation
So go on tell us - what is your special MOD power?

not shagging Dogz before I do???? :twisted: lol

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8 Feb 2006

see that little button on the bottom of my post that says 'pm' on it???
press it :twisted:

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8 Feb 2006

the things i do for folk on here rolleyes

ok, seeing as you'll do the slot, I'll text ya at wink

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8 Feb 2006

oooo he's cocky too, right then NWC, I feel a challenge coming on :twisted:

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by Dogz
Now now ladies! Bike could always do with a run out!

Dark suddenly gets all perky again

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8 Feb 2006

piss off NWC, you're not in Leeds either! lol

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

I pass as genius for the military-stylee operation launched to get people into room 405 in the first place ...and evil, cos, well, I'm female for a start! :twisted:

I don't know about that - Alex seemed to do far better than you lol

Maybe we should find some SAS types for the next one - purely for tactical advice of course innocent

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
for that, i'd even pay their share of the room! :twisted:

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8 Feb 2006

I can do the pm slot if someone wants to take over at
I'll pencil you in anyway hunny, and set me moby on reminder cos i dont wanna miss out wink

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8 Feb 2006

*cannot put into words how pissed off Dark is right now*
trips up over lip on way out :cry:

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by Dogz
Like the avatar, so i know i'de like you babe!!!! hay! Notts is only 70 mile away!

ya know, I've banged on and on on this bloody forum about how folk should put more info in their ads, and be specific about what they're looking for ......
and now I wish I'd never opened my feckin mouth, cos you give enough info to stipulate 'must be in Leeds'. rolleyes

*kicks self more :kick: *
you dont, on the offchance, play rugby do you? :twisted:

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8 Feb 2006

for once in mt life, i feckin hate the fact i live in Notts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

bollox

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8 Feb 2006

pointed?? :shock:
did her alter-ego tell her she's a kebab?? :shock:

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Darkfire
I can't decide whether you're a genius, plain evil or both

both?? I've only ever been called evil before though, maybe people are getting to know the real me now biggrin

I pass as genius for the military-stylee operation launched to get people into room 405 in the first place ...and evil, cos, well, I'm female for a start! lol

:twisted:

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8 Feb 2006

Ok, i've had a little think, and the 3 things I'd bring into room 405 are......
cd player
optics
webcam :twisted:
we could live feed the whole thing, run a pay site, get very rich and turn it off and really innapropraite and frustrating moments for the watchers :twisted:

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
Don't cucumbers disintegrate if you're too vigourous?

nah, the trick is to select the freshest and firmest you can find, keep it refrigerated and dont touch it if its anywhere near the sell by date. slipping a condom over it also helps
not that I'd know of course :shock:
*avoids veg aisle in Sainsburys for at least a week now* redface

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
And whilst we're on the subject I think you're definitely overdue a promotion - to what though I have no idea
Commander in Chief of the munch tart & whore regiment?

Seconded ! :thumbup:

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by delsutton
As a relative newbie I'm catching up on a lot of the terminology in the area but could you explain what a munch is please? Sounds delicious, but I may be getting the wrong end of the stick, as it were.

beats Sarah to it: lol

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html <<<here ya go hun biggrin

:doh: bollox, HLB did it instead lol

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8 Feb 2006

hope it wasnt a crusty farmhouse bloomer then luv rotflmao

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
A word to the wise...bring towels and lots of them!!!! :shock:

Minx x x

OMG :shock: i hoped u had 4got that?
hope u got the stain off sorry!!!!!! wink

Pssst don't tell dark but that wasn't just cheese she was scraping off the floor! :shock: rotflmao

Minx x x
:shock:

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8 Feb 2006

>>waits for Sarah to get back from the library and post the link, cos ya sooo know its en route! lol

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8 Feb 2006

can you tell there are several of us in here today who are desperatley trying to ward off the post-munch blues???????? lol

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8 Feb 2006

the loaf of bread trick???? dunno

i know the warm apple pie one, but bread? its a new one on me...
unless we're talking French Sticks here :shock:

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8 Feb 2006

ohh god, my sides hurt!

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by bot2om69
well i guess i provoked some good debate, but come on guys this is very simple, if cpls advertise that they prefer bareback then surly the simple response is either reply or dont reply, meet or dont meet, at least they are up front about what they are looking for, what goes on between consenting adults is surly their business, regardless of what anyone thinks , like i said earlier aint this the purpose of this forum, for peeps to meet each other ...

of course,
but my point is while what happens between consnting adults is between them, the passing on of STD's through unprotected sex isnt - it concerns and involves all of us, because we move in the same circles and meet the same people. Or not now, as the case may be. confused

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by sercher01
i wouldnt wish room 405 on my worst enemy :shock:
i know cos i was there

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

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8 Feb 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Minxy's thread just gave me an idea!!
A sort of room 101 question with a twist
In room 405 you've got:
BiWelshMinx
Darkfire
Making Cocoa
Fallen Angel
Lots of girly clothes
Copious amounts of alcohol
Bread, Cheese & ham
So who would you put in room 405 and why?
and if you were brave enough to go into room 405 what 3 things would you take with you? :twisted:

Given that we're considering a re-run at a Munch near you.........I'd love to know who'd actually be up for joining us in room 405 part 2 - and why
you never know, this may even be the thread that decides who gets in !! :twisted:
soooo, come on, one hotel room, 4 single fems ...... who, and what else do we need?? answers on a postcard please, winner will be selected at random from the best entries lol

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8 Feb 2006

:shock:

we are soooooo never gonna live this Room 405 thing down lol

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