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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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>>>>sticks head round door to see if she's calmed down any from last night????
if not, I'm going over the road cos they give ya an extra slice of toast for free lol
Ooo that's it now then, if ya names not down ya not coming in! lol lol
one week to go! :happy: :happy:
I'm definately coming Kaz, might have to drive over and not drink :shock: then go home yet, but i'll definately be there :thumbup:
lol lol lol
while we're at it, shall we open the steam room too??
so much god damn negativity all the time.
Quote by makingcocoa
Found it at last
Just send these boys in - job done !!!!!!!

Oh all right then, if you must. :twisted:
oh must you? thats a damn shame, i'm sure I shall not know what to do with myself :cry:
honest innocent
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Have to go to work now..Trains dont run on there own. See ya all tomorrow...and be good..not! cool

Nite Dogz and thanks for taking the teasing so well, wink
God, l love a man with a bike :twisted: or should that be a bike with a man, who cares lol
Bless him, do you think we scared him away???
:twisted: rotflmao
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hello again Dogz
:welcome: to the Cafe

dammit, i forgot that bit rolleyes redface
Hello Dogz,
:welcome: to the Cafe
Quote by cplbbw
ha ha ha too late just heading out the door!!!! wave bolt

thats ok hunny, when he's gagging for more once the amateurs have left again, I'll be waiting to finish the job properly :twisted:
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Whispher, hey Darks, just realised, Cplbbw lives closer to him than we do, shall we set off now incase she gets there first?

I have a plan, lets get Cplbbw hammered in the GFZ and remove that potential problem from the equasion. wink
(Dark gets tactical, part 2 lol )
nah, he's mesmerised with the Darkfire, he likes the pretty lights :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Sod off Darks evil
Hi there Dogz, welcome to the forums my dear and dont believe a word that Darks or Cplbbw says, wink wink wink

oi NWC, piss off - go check the LMU thread, ur a bit behind rolleyes
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by cplbbw
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
edited to add:
let me personally welcome you SH, you alpha male you :giggle: , and if you need any help at all during your stay here with us, I have a triage team and defibrilator located in my pm box for when I'm done with you. :twisted:

rotflmao your cup of tea then dark rotflmao watch out dog!! kiss
shit, did i make it that obvious? :shock:
:rascal:
Quote by Dogz
Thats what i like to hear! boink Will have to ride over your way one day. that is after i've seen to our Lady darkfire! cool


flipa flipa flipa NWC !!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
edited to add:
let me personally welcome you SH, you alpha male you :giggle: , and if you need any help at all during your stay here with us, I have a triage team and defibrilator located in my pm box for when I'm done with you. :twisted:
Quote by 34fun
it is a really good album - but to me the only sad thing about that record is seeing what the ravages of drink and drugs had done to the great man......

absolutely - but isnt that why its so emotional? that, and how we relate lyrics to our own lives.
certainly strikes a chord with me.
Jesus. :giveup:
(spyware infested shit link that should be avoided like the plague edited out lol )
someone pass me a drink.
as a once-a-week thread, i like it. Its fun, its bollox biggrin and you can just kinda switch off from the discussion threads and say hi to people without hijacking the more serious and topical threads we have going..... :thumbup:
However. confused
It is also seen as an easy thread for newbies (and not just newbies I might add) - not only to be introduced, but to talk bollox, post one-liners, push up their post count so they 'appear' to be contributors to the forum/ cafe/ community as a whole, when actually they can very easily hit 1000 and no one knows anything about them! rolleyes
does that make sense? :shock:
I do like the way noobs feel comfy and accepted in the 'bar' thread - it's an easy way 'in', folk dont have to worry about posting opinions etc and getting flamed etc when its a discussion of a more serios nature where everyone has a different view etc, that siad, it is starting to feel a tad cliquey- and the bar thread, like most others now has its 'regulars' with the same handful of people posting over and over - most of which could actually be done in pm! biggrin
I dunno , thats just my view - but it has always been the GFZ , opened once a week by the mods as somewhere just to chill out and have a laugh.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Darkfire, if we go together, we can be a couple, and SHARE, lol
Im frightened now cause Darkfire is taller than me, actually thinking about it, eveyone is taller than me confused

hmmmm... you mean.... I gotta do that 'compromising' thing I've heard about? :shock:
actually, NWC & Dark as a couple doesnt sound too bad, i reckon I can cope with that :twisted: , question is, can he? :twisted:
lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Now now ladies!!!! my ego's big inuff !! LOL
And yes i have PM Darkfire as requested and feel free to pm me too anyone that feels like it??
I've only just started using the forum, though i've been a member for a year or more. Wish i'de done it sooner.
I'm into Couples aswell as females, infact probably couples more. but prefer the men to join in rather than watch! (Just incase anyone wondered cool

Darkfire, hun, nah nah na nah nah lol
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
right - fuck this, war :kissmyarse:
Anyone wanna couple up (or moresome) with Darkfire for one evening only of pure unadulterated testosterone-fuelled fucking with the specific intention of screwing Mr Dogz senseless..... my pm box is open for business.
:rude: NWC
:lol2: :lol2:
edited to say : no i'm not joking!!
sorry hun, cant help with any in the south, know a couple up Blackpool way though
smackbottom Dont tell him that HLB!!! rolleyes blokes love nothing better than a girly scrap over them - full on ego-boost rolleyes
I propose a mud wrestle :twisted: Darkfire vs NWC - bonus is, Dogz has to PM me to get a ticket to watch :twisted: rotflmao
Nomad, the make-up bit I can understand.... but WTF do you need a hairdryer for luv???
dunno
lol
Quote by Fallen Angel
Well, we're planning the next one now, so all requests for an invite by pm to Dark, Binx Cocoa or Fallen Angel, please biggrin
We've actually booked 2 adjoining rooms for Nottingham so we can get more people in biggrin
Don't forget to list any special services you would be able to provide in the room wink
(e.g. bar services, helping with stockings, judging outfits, making sandwiches, smuggling people in, keeping people warm during the night....)

just thought i'd cross post this one!! :twisted: