Quote by bigmac99
Why bother with a title!!!!!!!
You are a warm blooded male experimenting.
siimple!!!.
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Hello Simon 
there are a few of us from Derby & close by, aka the Derby Crew (
)
but, as I'm the first to spot your post, I'll do the welcoming this time!
Welcome to SH luv, nice intro ! :welcome:
We have had socials in Derby before (
Calista & Morbius) and there's a munch (big social gathering) in Notts coming up - so we are definately alive & kicking in the area 
Take your time & get known around the forum, join in where you fancy and the rest will come! :thumbup:
there are a few of us from Derby & close by, aka the Derby Crew (
)but, as I'm the first to spot your post, I'll do the welcoming this time!
Welcome to SH luv, nice intro !
:welcome: We have had socials in Derby before (
Calista & Morbius) and there's a munch (big social gathering) in Notts coming up - so we are definately alive & kicking in the area Take your time & get known around the forum, join in where you fancy and the rest will come! :thumbup:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'm going back to work tomorrow and dammie went to get some of my work stuff out of the car.
When I looked through the folders guess what dropped out?
A Travel lodge room key & card for room 405!!!!
I think I'll save it in case we have another munch in Birmingham - at least I won't need a stealth mission to get past the hotel manager :giggle:
I feckin knew it
Darkfire wrote:
and - i cant actually remember checking out or leaving the key to room 405 on reception...when I get round to unpacking everything (its all thrown in the corner of my bedroom) I may even discover a souvenier key!
Oh bollox ! :doh:
Quote by marcus69
Pmsl at all the replys, sound like most of peeps on here just like to chat lol......should called this a chat room lol.....why not all of you come and make it a party lol...pmsl...ha ha....Any way still looking for a real couple or female who's not all talk...lol..pmsl..............
Marcus hun, you're doing yourself no favours here. I replied to your post cos its blindingly obvious to everyone reading it that your a single guy, there is no wife and you're a chancer just trying his luck. I called your bluff - I'm a genuine fem and i'm definately real and you didnt even have the bollocks to pm me!
, but you couldnt could you, because there is no wife for me to speak to. :doh: its guys like you that ruin it for every other single guy - its people like you that make us single fems suspicious and wary of meeting up. Genuine couples miss out on some really good times and very genuine single fems - because of bollox posted by guys like you. No one in their right mind is gonna just send you pics, and given the fact we already know you're a liar I would sincerely hope this really knackers your chances of setting up a meet. Another one to add to the ladies' 'dont touch with a bargepole list'.
besides which, I'm bored now, even your responses aint enough to keep me entertained. Is it time for the keys?
Quote by hisandhers
I'd like a little tattoo done but can some one tell me why they can't numb the skin like they do for piercings? I'm :scared: too!!
they can, if you're really that bad about it!
but - i'd say the 'pain' is part and parcel of having a tattoo, these things dont come off, its only 'rightt' that having one should be memorable and i supose, symbolic.
and - they dont hurt, its not like a 'pain', more of a 'warm scratching' over and over. It does depend where some people have em done mind you - if your pain threshold is pretty low, avoid having one done near bone, such as on your foot.
i have several, and the only one which i could say 'hurt' is up the back of my neck - and it wasnt 'pain' more a vibrating round my head feeling! :shock:
be even better if she comes home early, will save me the return fare the weekend after when she decides to 'do me'
i mean, she wouldnt be shocked to find us there would she, as she knows all about it....
but yes you're right Martell, maybe she will stay away a little longer than planned and then we'll all be disappointed to not have met her
i mean, she wouldnt be shocked to find us there would she, as she knows all about it....
but yes you're right Martell, maybe she will stay away a little longer than planned and then we'll all be disappointed to not have met her
Quote by da69ve
I still havent had a pm :cry:
surprises me really that does, i mean, nice genuine bloke with an understanding & cooperative Mrs, and I practically throw myself at him in the hope his wife might wanna do me the following weekend.....
i'm soooo sulking now
So do you think it had anything to do with talking to hs wife first ?
must be luv, that or I'm gonna start developing a serious 'is there sommat wrong with me' complex
and somehow, I dont think its me :twisted:
well, the pm button is below. if you and your wife wanna send me a pm, you give me her/ your number, and when I've spoken to her and she's ok'd it, maybe we can sort something 
well, i'm a bit confused now - because if she knows all about it, and has seen pics of those coming to your house and picked which one she's having for the following weekend - then does it matter if the neighbours tell her you've had visitors??
Would any one been for real then send email and will reply back to it....If I am not for real why would I use my own house do you think I am mad girl.....so think about it people going to she female or couple coming to see me don't you think they will tell the wife lol...pmsl...Marcus...lol
well, i'm a bit confused now - because if she knows all about it, and has seen pics of those coming to your house and picked which one she's having for the following weekend - then does it matter if the neighbours tell her you've had visitors??
Quote by makingcocoa
Sounds like an exciting development, Spongebob!
All I can think of to say is take it slowly. Talk about it plenty - doesn't have to be a big sit-down discussion, discuss it in bed! But make sure you both know what the other wants from the experience, what your limits are, etc etc. Do this before you even place an ad. Write the ad together, and make sure it says what you both want it to say. Go through every stage of the experience as a team - I don't think it's ever a good idea for one person to 'arrange' it as a treat for the other.
Saying this as a currently single bi fem who does meet couples, the most important thing about your ad is that it makes it very clear that you are BOTH very up for this, and has photos and descriptions and a bit of personality from both of you.
When you make contact with someone, don't hurry things - swap a few emails, chat on the phone, meet up for a drink. Your first experience will be a lot more comfortable if you know the person a little. Plus, it shows a bit of sensitivity for her situation, the safety issue is very important to a lot of single women. Make sure you BOTH click with her. I don't know that the other woman's experience or lack of it counts as much as how well you get on.
In the actual event, make sure you stick to your limits, make sure the other woman knows those limits and is ok with them and you know hers, make sure you don't make her feel left out by being too couply, but also make sure you and your partner have a moment either during or after to make eye contact and remember how much you love each other.
Good luck and enjoy!
Cocoa x
Cocoa, that's quite possibly the best bit of advice I've seen on here, bar the 'advice for single blokies' one's - and I agree with absolutely everything you've just said.
Follow this Spongebob and you cant go far wrong hun
Dark (applauding madly from the single bi fem camp!)
Can I speak to your wife on the phone first and discuss this with her before confirming?
I'd also be happy to verify I'm female on webcam so I can see you both togther too rather than just sending a pic - is that ok?
Cant be too careful these days, all those pic collectors & dodgy folk who'll try owt for a shag, ya know? :twisted:
I'd also be happy to verify I'm female on webcam so I can see you both togther too rather than just sending a pic - is that ok?
Cant be too careful these days, all those pic collectors & dodgy folk who'll try owt for a shag, ya know? :twisted:
Quote by gands0719
Try this instead...
RealPlayer is a pile of spyware infested shit anyway and should be avoided like the plague !
The video is in WM format on the Lost Highway site too...
yeah, cheers for the link Dark
Touchy, aren't we ?;-)
Thanks for the link
LMFAO! :moon:
I wasnt after thanks from everyone ffs so stop it - its just a link!
just happens to be 'my' link thats branded as 'spyware infested shit that should be avoided like the plague'.
Aside from that, you have my apologies, being a bit of a techno-numpty (tm Dambuster) I didnt realise I'd posted a link that might 'harm' folks puters. Will refrain from attempting to be helpful in future
Dark goes to sit in the naughty corner and returns to normal self. :twisted:
Quote by gands0719
(my PC
just will not accept real player, crashes despite uploading the latest version and drivers .......... and have been a JC fan since I was knee high to a tadpole
oh well, story of my lifeat least my name aint sue
Try this instead...
RealPlayer is a pile of spyware infested shit anyway and should be avoided like the plague !
The video is in WM format on the Lost Highway site too...
yeah, cheers for the link Dark
Quote by martellnotts
.....so much god damn negativity all the time.
I know. I'm not really feeling the love in here today
Stand by the doors - Dr love has just entered - PMSL - shhhhh its only me - now who wants to feel the love ??????????????
Now Martell, you know I'm very good at my job, so I'm now standing by the door - and you're not coming in!! :taz:
