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23 Feb 2006

'football' thread mad

'bloody timewasters' threads rolleyes

i havent had a reply to my ad, your all fakes rolleyes

my wife's away for the weekend..... rolleyes

oh, and my wife's away for the weekend and if you send your pics to me she'll choose which one she wants for next weekend as long as i get to do you first while she's away... rolleyes

when's a newbie not a newbie anymore?? ( lol

)
in edit - and another one - how do I get my mrs to swing?

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23 Feb 2006

If anyone is still struggling for hotels for the munch, drop me a pm, I've finally found a couple that arn't too far out and still have vacancies (as of Thursday). Both are budget type under Â£80 per room. wink

leave me a pm, or gis a bell if you've got my number biggrin

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23 Feb 2006

Its soooo Dammy-Camp rotflmao

, ohhh to be a fly on the wall in your house !!

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23 Feb 2006

what's yours? lol

am assuming your post is sommat to do with football, which i know absolutely nothing about -
regardless of the fact we just dont 'do' football threads, you have asked a question without providing your own answer . You wanna know what others think? then give some information first and it'll snowball from there.
yours is just a random question that means very little to most of us.......
and its a football thread, so I dont have a point! its straight over my head! lol

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23 Feb 2006

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23 Feb 2006

You do realise we're all gonna have to do this at NW dont you???
i can feel a new munch craze coming on rotflmao

Love it! come on, who's game??? :twisted: lol

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Firefox users with the adblock extension can turn off the flashing by adding the following to their adblock filters:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/new-menu.gif
If it helps Elliot, it's an animated gif located at the URL above, replacing it with something static woud stop everyone being annoyed by it.

thankyou

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22 Feb 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
hi guys can you put me down please, have been a member since october 2005 and can provide people to vouch for me if necessary
earthchild xx

you don't need vouching for!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
if you don't have everyone wrapped around your little finger in 5 minutes flat i will be surprised...

redface

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21 Feb 2006

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Tweeky if it had been any of the others, (exept rotflmao

,

, :shock: , blink

and

....oh and kiss

,

and

), you might have stood a chance - but it so happens that you hate the one almost everyone else uses and loves ! rolleyes

So, read it and weep mate, cos I vote to Save the Blob!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: ....and just for good measure....... :giggle: :smug:

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21 Feb 2006

Quote by westerross
Oh and if you get the Covonia shake the bottle like it says!! I didn't and near burnt me tongue off!!

its true though, the branded stuff everyone buys , like....Benylin, isnt a patch on the old-fashioned bronchial balsam type stuff, you know, thick black treacle type that feels like its burning a hole in ya chest, makes ya eyes water and takes your breath away??? lol

Covonia = good stuff! nettle syrup's better though wink

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21 Feb 2006

:laughabove: :laughabove:
bollox, that's my number :shock:
ah well, i'll be popular now! :scared: rotflmao

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21 Feb 2006

forgot to say
if its manflu, you're beyond help!! lol

seriously - forget the stuff you can get in packets off shelves, they're weak, they dont work and they're bloody expensive!! basic ingredients of all counter cough and cold remedies are the same and can be made at home. Dont overdose ya system on synthetic chemical based crap when you're already feeling like shite! wink

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21 Feb 2006

i've done the number thing , not a real one i might add, and the bloody thing's still flashing.
admin - please, turn it off!! Dark keeps thinking she's popular and that my inbox is my friend! rolleyes

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21 Feb 2006

Vitamin C tablets
hot lemon drink with honey & a couple of paracetamol/ asprin
Strepsils (the one's behind the counter, not off the shelf, if ya have to ask for em they're generally stronger!) and if its full-on barbed wire/ razor blade throat, ask for some Eludril spray.
Chesty too? - As Choon says, Covonia is good, tastes like crap tho, Meltus also pretty good. Inhaling eucalyptus oil in a bowl of hot water with a towel over ya head is also good, as is eucalyptus oil mixed in a bit of vaseline and rubbed on your chest ( :twisted: ), much cheaper than vapourrub but exactly the same stuff! wink

If you want a full-on herbal remedy, Nettle syrup is the best one , not many folk are interested in that one, but you can have the recipe by pm if ya want it :shock: wink

Stay in one room, wrap yourself in duvet, sweat it out, and console yourself on here so as not to infect anyone else!!
wink

Dark - had it last week rolleyes

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20 Feb 2006

I'm afraid I cant make this now. Sorry folks worship

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20 Feb 2006

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19 Feb 2006

am loving this thread biggrin

funny, how there doesnt need to be much said yet everyone's posting on here with a smile on their face.
Nice one Staggy & Rose wink

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19 Feb 2006

if anyone wants to translate any of the above into plain english, i'd be most grateful! :shock:

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by dambuster

btw How many bj's do I currently owe you?

Not counting the one missed on the way back from Birmingham because we had company - THREE.
But who's counting wink

:shock:
am sure that if given the nod, any company would have gazed innocently out of the window and been oblivious........and not had a sneaky peek, honest .

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19 Feb 2006

:shock:

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by ajg
.In response to quick shag brigade-i have met people and gone as i always do with no if the roles were reversed personally i would have not invited anyone back to mine if i had any doubts.I would have pointed out "it was not going to happen"in the pub-that way everyone is clear and not under the impression they were going back for the intended event.

I understand what you're saying luv - but you didnt say this in the original post did you , you came here whinging and moaning and branding people as timewasters, telling only one side- and only half - the story.

As well i would like to point out there were photos,text messages and phone calls exchanged etc beforehand -so it was not a case of quick shag tonight.

sounds good - cant argue with that at all :thumbup:

As for being invited back again-two guys who they knew were invited back this time-they were obviously compatible last time as that was the first they met and they enjoyed the point being i was not complaining because i expected anything on a plate,far from it-i know there is more to this lifestyle than "a quick shag".

yes you did - you expected that because you wernt told anything in the pub, (which I do agree - if it was evident at that time that someone - given there were several of you who's feelings and compatibility needed to be considered - didnt feel comfy there and then, you should have been told there and then, ya know? )...... but, nothing was said so the presumption was there when you got invited back to the house, that it was being offered on a plate. To be honest - that kind of expecation was set anyway from their original post.....'we're up for it, come and get it'....
and you may well have been invited back - just as the other guys had been, but you wont now!

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19 Feb 2006

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19 Feb 2006

What you fail to understand - 100 mile round trip or not - is that sex is never ever guaranteed. The sooner people understand this, the better. We see this time and time again after someone posts a 'meet me tonight' type post. banghead

This is exactly why *some* of us bang on all the time about the social side of the scene - you meet folk socially, you find out more about them, you strike up a rapport, or you dont - and then you think about whether or not that person is a very potential shag, or not.
So, you were lucky enough to have an enjoyable social evening with new people - great!
you didnt get what you wanted at the end of the night?? tough! That's the chance you take when you meet complete strangers and go with too much expectation.
regardless of whether it took all night for them to decide 'it isnt going to happen' (yes, you could have been told sooner....but, shit happens, and at any point someone can turn round and say 'nah, this aint working for me', end of.), there are two sides to every story, and if they changed their mind, that's their perogative.
Kinda shows you why its usually only the quick-shag brigade who answer these ads though doesnt it? You may have found that, had you kept your mouth shut, been respectful to their wishes etc, that you may have been invited back another time, or maybe not - but that invite aint gonna come now is it! rolleyes

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19 Feb 2006

hiya Dave and Lynda wave

lovely to see you two last night!
i'll make you rabbit stew, just as soon as i get a kitchen! lol

i've pasted your msg into the thankyou thread in the cafe wink

- see you soon!!

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19 Feb 2006

Quote by Dave-lynda
Morning Kaz feeling rough but what a great party thank-you for the invite we got on with everyone and had a sociable evening hope you can have another one soon tell darkfire dave still wants some rabbits for a stew. hope to see everyone soon bye bye xxxxxxxDave-Lynda formally( DandL)

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19 Feb 2006

Thanks Kaz for organising last night, had a really good night with some very good company !!
I am now banning myself from ever touching vodka jelly ever again! lol