only been in here 30 seconds, I'll get me coat already shall I?? 
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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I have other sports in which I have vested interests.....
like.....
Boxing
Ok that's passable
and even .....Darts!! :shock:
Eewww. Get a grip woman
ok ok, I'm sorry - but all these BSF pics are driving me to desperation. I'll be plugging the rabbit into the national grid soon. (Walk away from the thread Dark, walk away from the thread before you really do untold damage to the reputation!!
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Quote by blonde
Darkfire ...............
Right game ............. Right country !!!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and not only that - look at the thigh and hand positioning - now maybe its just me with my one-track mind, but there's sommat about that which just screams 'come here bitch i'm gonna shag you stupid'.
seeeee!! :twisted:
You dont get that with these namby pamby footballers who cry for 20 minutes and roll round like their appendix has bust following a daft tackle.
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Now Darkfire I know you prefer Rugby, but even you must see something you like here:
Sweden – Freddie Ljungberg :inlove:
Nope :dry:
England – Frank Lampard (especially for Frecklebird)
nope
nope
France – Thierry Henri
Nope :sad:
Italy – Francesco Totti
NOPE !!
Now this - thisis much more like it !!
Football, pah!
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hi, I'm new here. I read your profile and thought you'd like to show me the ropes.
*sigh*
Ah yes that old chestnut. Similar to:
"I'm a virgin and I'm looking for a lady to educate me. Add me to your MSN"
Me "Oooh great! Just what I'm looking for. I've always wanted to have sex with inexperienced virgins, which is why I decided to join a swinging site"
I am loving this thread! :laughabove: :laughabove:
more please!
Quote by Vicky_uk
speaking of pm's
heres one I got
QSM : Nice ass can I fuck it ?
my answer : Sorry I dont know you, and a hello would have been nice
QSM Well f*** off then ya bitch
my answer Just because you only have 2 pubic hairs, and they both dropped out this morning dont take it out on me
:thumbup: Quote by marriedmale
As a relative newbie to the forums, I cannot speak for all of them, but one of the funniest things I've seen in ages was the 'fake avatar' thing. Not really a swinging bias, but bloody funny all the same - it made my day (and wasted half of it too !)
Definate fave's of mine too!! :thumbup:
I sit here reading that thread...and you can imagine the people invloved, running round thier house like kids, laughing heads off while trying to recreate the avatars out of household items - Elliot's ET is a classic - i sat here with my sides hurting thinking about Dammy & HLB doing a household scrapheap challenge type thing, and one of them truimphantly holding aloft that stick (finger)
any 'noobs' reading this thread? what do you like to see in the forum?? (please dont say cock size polls :doh:
) Quote by blueeyes6969
This may just be me but it's my opinion, I like totally useless, pointless, and in DK's words 'bollocks'. Something that makes you smile and picks your day up and is not taken too serious. Just hate getting into a serious philisophical debate - let's enjoy.
, Some of the best 'Classics' threads .....for example, the GFZ refurbishment thread - were utter bollox fun threads !often you'll see someone's really meaningful and serious post get hijacked and just turn on a downhill but hilariously funny spiral with all the comments and banter that gets thrown about !
:thumbup:
Well, we’ve got the ‘Classic SH Threads’ thread, and the ‘Bottomless Pit Thread’ into which we’re hurling all the stuff that’s been done to death/ generally gets flamed/ no one can be arsed to read…… :happy:
So, this is the corresponding ‘Threads we Like’ thread!! – into which we can all suggest what there should be more of around here …. :smile2:
My suggestions are :
more pic threads – like the shower thread, the bums/thighs/boobs :twisted:
More ‘challenge’ threads – like the Davej avatar challenge & Wrats Signpost Challenge - feckin hilarious and really good fun! :thumbup:
And although I guess we cant have more of them, one of my faves are the Thankyou threads after munches and socials – ya know, when you can feel the high of the night before in every post ....
:rose:
So, what kind of threads do you like?? Fun ones, silly ones, total bollox ones, serious discussion ones....you get the idea! Suggestions below please!!
NB : For reference – all newbies please read, preferably before you even think about posting a ‘cock size poll’ !!
So, this is the corresponding ‘Threads we Like’ thread!! – into which we can all suggest what there should be more of around here ….
:smile2: My suggestions are :
more pic threads – like the shower thread, the bums/thighs/boobs :twisted:
More ‘challenge’ threads – like the Davej avatar challenge & Wrats Signpost Challenge - feckin hilarious and really good fun! :thumbup:
And although I guess we cant have more of them, one of my faves are the Thankyou threads after munches and socials – ya know, when you can feel the high of the night before in every post ....
:rose: So, what kind of threads do you like?? Fun ones, silly ones, total bollox ones, serious discussion ones....you get the idea! Suggestions below please!!
NB : For reference – all newbies please read, preferably before you even think about posting a ‘cock size poll’ !!
Quote by new2trot
or how about : I sent you a pm, you didn't reply, you are a fucking whore.
*sigh*
and some muppet wants me to hand over my mobile number? I think not.
xx
Oh that one's my fave too - ya know....
QuickShagBrigade PM: "Hiya, loved ur profile, fancy meeting up for a shag tomoz before me Mrs gets home? "
Dark: "Erm, thankyou for your lovely message but as you're new here and I dont know you I'm afraid I'm not interested" (or words to that effect :twisted:
)QuickShagBrigade PM: " You really think you're something dont you, you filthy slag , i only messaged you cos i was desperate "
Dark: "Well thankyou for your quick response sweetie, I'm sorry I couldnt help you. Hope you find what you're looking for on here." (sommat like that anyway
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