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Quote by janeandwill
I live in derby and interested if you would like to come around. I will leave a list of jobs that need doing as i will be at work but will include hoovering, washing kitchen floor, cleaning windows and cleaning the bath. Do you do gardening as well, also fridge needs defrosting.
Have you any references?

and if he's any good Jane can you pass him on in my direction, am only a few miles out of Derby, and I could do with a cleaner, naked or not :twisted:
I expect a full report of Simon's general cleaning ability - how are you with ironing hun?
If anyone wants to come iron for me, naked or otherwise, I will accept PM's for this purpose. :twisted:
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Quote by RidingMountains2
Right DarkFire..... come on stop hiding in the corner come out with the bottle of JD now.... before i come in there and get it myself!

come on in hunny, ya gotta find it first ! :twisted:
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Quote by RidingMountains2
Right - who's drinking all my JD???
that's my bottle, it has my name on it, and its coming with me into the corner again mad :twisted:

Fight you for it! duel
:shock:
I like you already - come, pull up a chair :twisted:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Right - who's drinking all my JD???
that's my bottle, it has my name on it, and its coming with me into the corner again mad :twisted:

Mik69 sneaks a gallon bottle of JD in and stashes it under the counter innocent
nice one :thumbup:
well I was gonna follow it with an invite to join me and my bottle over in the corner.....
but you've fucked it now luv lol
ahhhh Jack, how good to see you again my friend, come keep the Darkfire company :twisted:
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Right - who's drinking all my JD???
that's my bottle, it has my name on it, and its coming with me into the corner again mad :twisted:
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Quote by freckledbird
4 lol

Oiiiiiiii he has to try and do this alone - stop helping him !! lol
:uhoh:
does that mean I should be suitably punished for being a naughty girl Bev? :twisted:
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Quote by Lilmiss
Oh and im not paranoid....... but there is a dark figure that keeps following me everywhere i go.... do u know wot it could be confused: .... Is some1 gonna get me confused do u think i should call the police????
OMGGGGGGG
Oh no.... it's just my shadow.... hope i wsn't getting all paranoid rolleyes

lol lol lol yoooooo hoooooo, cooo eeee :twisted:
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Quote by admin
I'll be loitering around the forums most days so feel free to drop me a mail with anything, even lunch requests...
Griff.

Ooooo 'lunch requests' :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
This one soooooo doesnt know what he's letting self in for! lol
HIya Griff biggrin
Mwhaaa haaa haaaaaaa :twisted:
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there is/ was a 2006 calender in the pipeline............but with all the site changes & general instability over membership/ photos atm I think it's been shelved for now. (someone in the know, please correct me if I'm wrong biggrin )
am sure that those who were originally involved and spent mucho time & effort on the 2005 version and the 2006 version will be along at some point to inform...
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Quote by lovejoy68
if you were going to be stranded on a deserted island & you could take three books with you which would they be???
for me it would have to be...
lorna doone by rd blackmore
far from the madding crowd by thomas hardy
wuthering heights by emily bronte

blimey hun, some classic reading there
Good choices tho! I might take a Tolkien (because believe it or not, I've yet to read any :shock: )
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Well I've seen the wobble before - but never like that, sooooo funny biggrin Well Done Dammy - and HLB for getting him up the stairs! lol I do believe there may be photographic evidence of the bench dancing last night too - Thanks you two, for full on making me laugh my ass off! biggrin
Thanks also to DizzyTart, Roger, Jackie & Will, Stuart, the gorgeous but very shy rolleyes Johneboy, & Suze & Bartdutch for the table company plus everyone else I chatted with ..... to Calista for having the guts to get changed into 'that' skirt and look utterly stunning, biggrin to Nomad for the 'loan' of the hat innocent and Debs, well, for just being Debs! :twisted:
some great costumes & great company ! wink
Big thanks to the very sexy Kaz & Sleeper & all helpers including Marcuso for making it another bloody brilliant night, AlexDJ for the music (what, no Pistols? :shock: nice to see you again hun) IcePie for another excellent souvenier badge to add to my ever growing collection! Most of the evening is somewhat hazy, but last of all, Thanks to Martell for being my companion again passionkiss
p.s, couple of folk wernt there - and you were missed :cry:
Right then, next stop, Midlands! :shock: lol
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Ooooooo my head :shock: :shock:
will post properly later when I've pieced everything together lol lol , but....
Quote of the evening: (sat in pre-party pub having dinner.......)
Waiter:
"Would you like to see the dessert menu?"

HLB:
"No its fine thanks.....ooo, unless you have cheesecake :twisted: "
Waiter
" Yes, we have Vanilla Cheesecake"

Dammy:
" Vanilla :shock: , erm, no, we dont do vanilla"

cue Dark & co cracking up in fits of uncontrollable laughter, poor waiter stood there a bit blink blink
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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I can do better than a hotel for the night - how about a little holiday cottage for the night/ weekend up in the Derbyshire peaks, complete with four-poster and log burning stove???
peace, quiet, no one for miles.........
sounds like heaven to me biggrin
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Quote by splash_man
There certainly does appear to have been an influx of young single males with a 'wanna fuck now !' attitude.
Wish I was young again.......................... wink

tell us sommat we dont know luv! lol lol
Dave&Kelly wrote
and they seem too be the ones from the old school of swinging,where they are patient,polite,can actualy listen.

'Old School' lol lol , I like biggrin
And HLB, Can I add that link to the others that seem to be growing in number in my sig? :twisted:
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Quote by dambuster
How about a "Full Monty" stylee thread ???
With a variation in the hats.
I wonder what Dawnie, Alex and Shireen ( and others) would make of that ?????

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It's time then, is it???? :happy: :happy: :beer:
ready.........
1 more sleep!!! biggrin biggrin


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Blatantly stolen from Dambuster
Blatantly stolen from Angelchat
lol lol lol lol :twisted:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Wiltshire???
bollox rolleyes :cry:

For you we'd even pay the train fare wink passionkiss hump :inlove:
:cheers:
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
one way, or return? :twisted:
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
I dont see a massive wedge.... dunno
Shireen

I think it's more a divisive line between ...... swingers site / sex site.... and for good measure, stick 'lifestyle site' somewhere in the middle. And the two camps on either side and those who still sit on the fence??????
that's what I feel anyway.
probably most divisive of all, as we've seen in this thread , is perhaps the fine line between those who are trying to keep SH a 'swingers site', and those who arnt. See what I mean? There's the wedge.
We didnt have cam rooms before....now we do..... there's a wedge.
SH was the best swingers site on the net - now it isnt - another wedge.
Cammers encouraging the wank-brigade everyone else is trying to get rid of? - definate wedge.
Just my thoughts. wink
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Quote by felixx1416
Ok how the hell did we go from hi to newbies to bikes them to subscription charges then on the tampax lillets and contraceptive jabs
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

lmfao
ahhhh 'tis the nature of the beast hun - u'll see threads switch like this all the time!
and tis what makes the forum....well, the forum
you'll see serious posts, funny posts, rants, raves and generally bollox, and all manner of things in between - but you'll be surprised how addictive (and often educational) it can be ! - i mean, you blokes must surely have learnt stuff you didnt know from the Tampax thread tonight??? lol lol lol
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Quote by chesty_bird
The people on cam do so at their own leisure and are not paid in any way.
True . However, the problem is that many of the wank-n-type brigade have paid for the use of this site - and hence in my opinion, may think they have also paid for the services available. Including watching the cams. They want their money's worth. They're going to direct you, because they want more. They're going to name call and be generally disrespectful - because they have no respect for you!! you're just another bird with her tits out on cam. Thats how they see it, and to be honest, that's how it is.
This is becoming a great site and i feel that it offers something for every1.
As Blonde says, this is an adult discussion and everyone is entitled to their opinion.
But, it's still Swinging Heaven, and until they change the name to Sex Contacts United or sommat equally as crap, then it's my opinion that we shouldnt be offering something for everyone.
chesty
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Quote by migsymalone
This site is bullshit!!!!!

care to elaborate? or was that the extent of your contribution? rolleyes
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Quote by tweeky
Experienced users if I am doing this wrong please then give advice dont throw sarcastic comments. I am quite shocked sometimes to see the replys from 1000+ post users to some uneducated posts, they are quite rude. You wouldent want to do that to me I bite back mad

All the regs will be happy to offer advice if you need it hun, sounds like you've got it all covered though wink
but that last bit, well, its a bit like waving a red rag to a bull isnt it?! lol
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Quote by firelizard
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Hard as it may be to believe, I agree with most of what you say Darkfire… If I sounded a bit tetchy before……Weeelll I probably was. Can I get you a little drink? Nothing too strong at your age…. You do look good for 107… BTW biggrin biggrin biggrin
Stormwalker

a nice cup of tea would be lovely ta biggrin
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Quote by blonde

Going on cam .............. has nothing to do with swinging ............. swinging is where people get together and swing ............. camming is what people do on a sex site !
Just my opinion kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I have to agree - camming is not swinging - not in the slightest- its just well cyber porn - and thats what the chat room has decended into
Cyber porn
I just knew when this happened how it would go and my thoughts were right
Hi Black magic man kiss
I really dont have a problem with those who want to cam ...........I like to watch :rascal:
When we are at a club or a party I like to be watched ........... but being watched by people you can see ............... is NOT the same as putting on a cam performance !!
Thats all I am saying .......... not having a go ........... dont think there is anything wrong with camming.............. just think people need to realise that the majority of the watchers are not swingers but are the quick wank brigade !
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
nail and head hun, nail and head
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Quote by fabio grooverider
okay.... which brings be back to the original question that i posed....
so being an exhibitionist in front of a cam doesn't make you are swinger..... but being an exhibitionist in a car park or in a club does?????
so are doggers swinger's then??????
sean xxxxxxxx

I'm inclined to say being an exhibitionist makes you......an exibitionist.
Doggers are doggers when they're dogging. Dogging IMHO isnt swinging as such - IMHO dogging is an activity that is a variant or derivative of swinging...... but its not swinging. lol
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Blonde is of the opinion (if I read her right) that anyone on cam is essentially asking for the explicit remarks and should not be offended if they get them. Cam is Cam and swinging is swinging, the two things are different and that the rules of one don’t apply
to the other.
I don’t think that’s wholly what Blonde was suggesting. dunno If someone’s giving you abuse, of course you should be offended etc etc……but, you are going to get the explicit remarks, just as you would have interest from others in a club etc, but I think what Blonde is saying, and certainly I am, is that there is a distinction between what is ‘swinging’ and what is ‘camming’ – and put very simply, ‘camming’ is not swinging – whether you’re a ‘swinger’ or not. The only exception to this is if you are in a private chat eg on MSN – that’s just the way I see it. I dunno about Blonde/ anyone else.
I still hold the opposite view to the sexy little sugarpuff, kiss I think that it doesn’t matter at all if they are the same or not, what matters is some basic respect for other people and their feelings.
Cant disagree there. But I do feel that as genuine as some people may be who show on cam, you also have to remember that in the main, you’re not showing to swingers. You’re showing, in the majority, to the quick-shag, wank n type brigade. They’ve paid to see your cam, and they want their moneys worth. While ever people keep putting on shows on cam, their behaviour is only encouraged - because there's not enough of 'us' to discourage it. See what i mean? I don’t think that anyone is ‘asking’ or should expect to be abused for going on cam, but I do think you’re gonna get it anyway because you’re playing for the wrong audience. Its not a nice view, but it is my opinion.
Sam also says that the nature of the site has changed from a swingers site to a sex site.
Ok maybe she is correct. My answer to people of like mind is, if this is true, why are the swingers still here?Is it because you can’t find anywhere else to go …untrue google and you shall find. Is it because you can’t be arsed ……..unlikely.
Or is it because you hope that the site can be redeemed? If so you have to help those trying to improve it rather than just sitting back and saying the crap is to be expected.
The swingers are still here because *some* of us still see SH as ‘our’ site. rolleyes Some of us I guess still have that hope that the ‘community’ can ‘police’ the site and encourage the genuine’s and get rid of the quick-shag brigade. rolleyes There are some lovely newbies arrived recently...there are quite a few who are just here socially but are more than welcome...and then there's the mass influx of people who think 'swingers' are easy-lays, and that's where the problem is. rolleyes But whichever way you look at it, this is a sex site :cry: , particularly the Chatroom and Ads section. The forum not so much so, because there’s still enough regs and noobs who ‘understand’ whats what and how things work (or should work) around here (on the forum) to keep it on the straight and narrow. wink
It may just be a false impression I have, but I seem to detect a division along the lines chat and forum users. If you take a look around the forum threads you will find an awful lot of posts that are along these lines.
There is, or was, a division between the two. In the ‘olden days’ rolleyes lol , the forums, the ads and the dogging section were like little entities in their own right. That has now changed – as has the chatroom. Most forum users also used to use the chatroom, but since it changed to a cam room there are very very few of the old regulars who use it – and IMHO this is simply because ‘we’ are swingers, ‘we’ are not cammers. Some swingers will play on cam – and that’s up to them, and fair play. But – and remember, this is just my opinion – when you’re playing on cam to a chatroom full of people you cant see, its not swinging. I hope that makes sense!
If its bad behaviour in the forums then is bad behaviour in the chatrooms, if you wouldn’t put up with it in a club, then why should you have to put up with it on a cam?
You shouldn’t have to put up with it – of course not. What to do about it? other than find hundreds more volunteer chat Op's I dunno. Take the easy/ avoidist route like me and don't use it! lol
So to the Old Guard I say…you have a choice, use it, protect it and nurture it otherwise you may just as well just chuck it. SH is changing but it’s up to you how it changes.
As much as I would love to agree, and believe me, there’s nothing I’d like more than to see SH back on track, and not a sex site – it’s really not up to us. It’s a commercial site now, and the one’s who have the power are the one’s who are taking the money. It is they who bought these changes, and they who continue to do so. I recognise that in this respect, those who 'stayed behind' to see if SH has a future (with us in it) are perhaps fighting a losing battle.
First it’s nice to see a thread that has contentious issues and strong feelings not degrade into a slaging match....
Believe it or not, adult discussion can take place on this site, and as long as there is respect for each others opinions, whether we agree or not, then there is no reason to degrade into a slanging match! biggrin
The first line of this post was… I think we are getting to the crux of the matter now. How do you define abusive?
Pass me my steely's and I'll show ya next time someone's behaving like a twat in the chatroom! lol lol
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