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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by dracae
'cos last time cplbbw and me visited mik's shed this is the state we found it in, ?

so we decided to move it to dewsbury and give it some tlc and a complete refurb smile smile

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Quote by blonde
Going on cam .............. has nothing to do with swinging ............. swinging is where people get together and swing ............. camming is what people do on a sex site !
Just my opinion kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Blonde , that's a bloody good point!! biggrin
Quote by 9inchgirth
your a cool chick!
I do agree about living it up! I used to be real shy and reserved about sex! Bollocks to that now!

you wont be shy and reserved for long on here hunny lol lol
you can kiss all that goodbye! biggrin
Quote by fabio grooverider
the only thing you share at the moment with people on this site is the space... if we ever happen to be at the same munch/party, please don't come and say hello.........at this point in time i am glad to say i am 300 miles away from you.....
sean xxxxxxxxx

If this one ever gets to a munch I shall be seriously worried about our level of standards.
But, it could be fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
thats prob cos you/ we are all dim witted idiots luv - takes a tad too much stuff called effort to work out what the fuck this numptie has been on all night !!
whatever it is, I'd like some
and a big pair of steelys while I'm at it.
:kick:
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Quote by erospartnership
and you are how old......................? The thing that you fail to understand is that the more you do your whole rule the world trip the more people dislike you and the other simple truth is that laying down laws only works while there is a person with a big stick. I suggest you go and learn a little about working effectively with people.........cause dude you have got some power trip issues.............and you know I really don't mind if you boot me..............I will become just another lost member due to really screwy behaviour on the part of a few. You are clearly a really nice guy with a useful attitude, but mate the way your talk to adults could do with a bit of alook at.............

So you think it's wrong to close down rooms advertising or ? :shock: I'd love to know where you were coming from on this... mate rolleyes
Dim witted as the next, where exactly does it say that I approve of or ..............as expected you have picked on the topic instead of the real meaning of the feedback..........and why..................may be it was way to honest................and what’s even better is that a bunch of people that also cannot read have done the same....excellent.............so I've said my bit I guess I will also say that the general fun of this place has gone down the tube in the past few months and it is small minded twaddle like this that is driving it............lol............the best thing to do is laugh and keep laughing, very little sense will be made of it I expect................and where exactly do we put the fire to burn the witch..............or may be we can start a racial hate society as well and build barbed wire surrounded pits and machine gun pit to keep out those pesky people that have an opinion...............better still lets just blow stuff out of proportion and focus upon the shit that has nothing to do with anything cause that’s all the stuff we can do..............lay it on baby.............................and this is my hairy ass that you may wish to kiss...................actually can I have some corn I'm hungry and does any one have a drink.................
ohhh you know sometimes, sometimes when ya just get that feeling where you'd just love to....................
well fuck it cos i cant be botherd. What a twat.
Quote by 9inchgirth
I a single guy looking to take part in the scene! even possably meet a women who can join me! Any tips!?!!?!?!?!?

Hiya biggrin
try this:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
and this: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
and this: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html?highlight=advice%20single
Should be enough to be hoing on with for now luv lol
Quote by lovejoy68
welll.... how did it go?????????

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Darkfire: Certified as a Moaning Minnie by....oh sorry, have forgotten you already
rolleyes
Incoming...................................................................
exactly
I've seen some posts in my time - this one tops the lot!
and we all know where this one's going too!.............someone start the sirens, I'm off to get me tin hat lol lol
popcorn anyone? rotflmao
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

Hi shaz belive it or not we have meet just breifly though at G-Spot in leicester

Ohhhh
so you would of seen me naked, bound up in ropes and being led around by Tony then ?
Shaz x
I sure did wanted to come up a chat but i was to shy redface
LOL no need to be shy were not, no harm can come of a chat can it lol
Just though, that would also of ment you seen me get electrocuted on the cross? lol
Shaz x
Shazzer stop it, you're scaring them!! rotflmao rotflmao
have I missed anyone? shout up if I have and I'll pm you instead - now, there's an offer ya cant refuse :shock: biggrin
and I hope there's lots of trust and respect in your fuck buddy relationship cos frankly, if i were her, (and this is just me of course) and i found out you'd stuck a post up in LMU for someone to come shag me on your say so only, especially if she's already a bit nervous.... then I'd be pretty pissed to be honest
but - each to their own of course, and I sincerely hope she has a great night. lol
Quote by niceguysdoexist
what's yours? dunno

Mines a pint of Guinness please lol
Cheers wink
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Quote by Lilmiss
i know a lady that loves it whilst getting her feet licked biggrin

Each to there own i say....
Watching a guy wanking is not for me when ur seeing it on cam... I don't get the slightest bit turned on...
Now.... a guy doing it in the same room as u.... Close to your face...where you can reach out and suck it.... Is a totally dif kettle of fish wink
I'm with Lilmiss on this one biggrin
And... in the same room, wanking 'for' me not 'at' me - and esp if he does it in a way that shows me exactly what he likes and how he likes it and how I can please him wink , and even more than that, if he takes my hand and we do it together with him 'guiding' me. :twisted:
I dunno how much of a response you'll get to this one luv - it kinda works on the principal that if you want to know other people's thoughts etc, then you post your own first.......
"my ultimate fantasy is to............, what's yours?"
and, isnt the whole point of fantasies that that's what they are, and invariably remain?
like Jane & Will say - there's stuff you've done, stuff you want to do (and will admit to) and knowing us lot here, the rest is utterly depraved stuff of fantasy that will forever remain that way cos you wouldnt admit to fantasising about 'that' in a month of sundays??? lol
Quote by lovejoy68
it tells u when it expires on the `my homepage`link, so asking won`t help
also says there r more changes coming in the next 4 days

hi twos_company dont worry about the changes they have already happened the date st3v3 posted that was 13/12/05 so they have taken effect already smile
& just4you membership may be renewed for free as long as you meet certain criteria there was a post on it but cant find it at the mo you could try a search on st3v3's posts its out there somewhere biggrin
I am so glad you bothered to check up on this hun because I've just sat and wrote a major rant mad mad ... then read your post lol lol and now it makes sense i can chill again and go back to being nice to noobs in the other thread!
well done you! biggrin
(phew! was a bloody big rant too pmsl)
Quote by nipnips2
hi lisa
how can i meet a bi fem this week during the day in a hotel?to many timewasters on this site

Hiya Nips
I cant really add much to what LoveJoy's already said......... you want an honest opinion from another single bi fem? ..... well, do you have an ad on here? There's very little info to go on in your post in LMU luv, and to be frank, I wouldnt respond to it as there's far too little info for me to go on in terms of info about you & what your looking for. Also, branding other bi-fems on here as timewasters is not a good idea - you may have had pm's...then they've backed out because they're not entirely happy with the situation, whatever . dunno
but - using 'me' as an example, I wouldnt pm you now for fear of being branded a timewaster if I dont like you/ fancy you/ cant make the date you want etc etc etc and needed to say ' sorry hun you're not what i'm looking for'. Hope this makes sense lol
There are loads of bi-fems on here - some who are single and other who are part of a couple but play alone/ seperatly.......i think you'd certainly need to be prepared to say in your LMU post that you'd like to chat on the phone beforehand, link it to your ad or pics, perhaps meet for a drink beforehand too - then go to the hotel if everyone's happy......there's nothing on your profile that convinces me you're a genuine single bi fem (and if you look at mine it says i'm a 7ft bi male lol lol wink ) and that in itself means most people will give you a wide berth- especially as you specify No Males - so I/ she cannot bring a 'chaperone' to ensure safety.
I hope i'm making sense - i know what I'm trying to say lol :shock: lol I guess this is why some of us here on SH make such a big deal about the socials - we meet face to face, we know who each other is and what we look like etc - which removes half of all of the above i've just waffled about ! lol
Am sure Lissa will answer you too when she gets here though and may have a different perspective on it as she aint bi. Now, this could be interesting! smile
Quote by Reikiradical
Not directly linked but was funny now I looked back on it. Was once caught sh*gging a young lady on a settee, when we heard the front door go. I was a little er... to far into it and shot all over the floor as she jumped up. We got away with it until.....this is the gruesome bit, the dog her dad was walking got the scent, so to speak and started licking the carpet redface

many years ago in Germany a lady friend and I were christening the carpet.
Its amazing the reaction you have when a Doberman sticks its cold nose up your bum at the critical moment!!! And No I dont recomend that you try it.
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Quote by osker99
I'm with naughtynymphos on this perfume counters and that lush soap shop give me a headache when I'm within ten feet, I hate the places and how anyone can work there is beyond me, do like the zing of mint and tea tree tho, does anyone know of any ones other tah original source that have the smae effect tho, all theese reviatilising shower gels are just rubish.

I'd love to work at Lush! I'd have a saturday job or something so I could claim staff discount and get to take all the crappy end bits and broken ballistics they cant sell home with me for free! lol
The shops are very 'heady' - either love it or hate it I think....if you stay in the shop more than 10 minutes you can smell 'lush' on your hair and clothes for hours after lol I love it, as you may have guessed! rolleyes
Most products which claim to be 'revitalising' just dont do what it says on the tin, because they're made with naff synthetic perfumes which imitate real oils such as citrus, mint & eucalyptus. They smell the same (ish) but wont have the effect of natural ingredients wink
as an aside - how come people buy Jif lemonjuice to eat on pancakes when its made from synthetic lemon flavorings......and yet buy kitchen cleaner containing real orange oil? :shock: just a thought
Quote by cplbbw
:twisted: ooocccchhhhh kouros i wont let my man in bed unless hes covered in kouros ooocccchhhhh :twisted:
dark we are sounding more simalar by the minute :shock: kiss

good aint it?! :twisted:
'bout time you used the pm button dont ya think? lol
yeah, the babysitters and last minute nightmares sounds familiar! rolleyes
Not sure if there's one up and coming Mancs way - am sure there's one in the pipeline tho. The NW one is up and running at the mo wink