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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by bolkajo15
Hi Darkfire,
No it wasn't hard (excuse the pun)to say hello, but it's just as much fun watching people be happy and enjoying themselves without the actual now i have made the jump i'm very :happy: :happy: :happy: to meet you all

totally agree with that one luv!
have you seen the newbie socials thread that's been running? any plans to maybe come to one? or are you more club-based so to speak?
Quote by SweetandSour
You know..there's so much warmth oooozing out of this computer screen that the living room is turning into a virtual sauna.
Seriously though, there was so much crap flying around just before and during the changeover, that this is a real welcome. Thanks for taking the time Lissa and Dark - we're sure it'll pay dividends.
xx :yinyang:

Oooooo, ello biggrin , just noticed your location too! (bit slow on the uptake is Dark rolleyes lol )
think its safe to say the takeover has happend, its done, so, we either get on with it and start picking up the pieces or just give up the ghost altogether, yes?
so, Hiya Neighbour wink biggrin
Hiya Bolkajo biggrin
nice ass :twisted:
sorry - I'll start again redface
Hiya Mr Bolkajo biggrin (and Mrs Bolkajo biggrin )
nice post & introducation hun! wasnt too hard to come say hello was it?
and yes, it is very addictive - so no fighting over the pc now!
it is highly likely that you've 'bumped into' at least a few of us before (not me though, unless ya have a dog bite scar on your thigh? lol lol lol )
only kiddin wink . Welcome! wink
there is no trap luv, just folk wanting to get to know some of the 'newbies' and people who perhaps dont post as much as they could.
hiya by the way!
Quote by marktheminx
ime cruzin tonight, as normal cruzin in an out of conscouness confused
an my spellins fecked lol

oh yeah, another half bottle of JD an I'll probably be joining you! lol
Hiya Mark! biggrin
seems there's not many of us online tonight (probably have much better things to do rolleyes ), so, it's either in here or over to the GFZ for a beer?
whaddya say? lol
Ooooo another opportunity to turn this into a Lush thread! lol
needless to say - for me, its handmade soap/ bath stuff - my current favorite being Sonic Death Monkey which smells of chocolate orange with lime :shock: . Sounds gross, but honest, this is seriously sexy stuff!
Runner Up prize goes to Karma soap, scents your skin for hours, no matter what the activity and is one of those 'inhale and think of England' smells I cant get enough of! Like, musky sex in a solid bar lol lol (well, not quite, but it may as well be!) :twisted:
On a bloke? oooo now anything really, its the whole just-showered smell of warm wet clean skin with a hint of anything masculine - works wonders lol , especially if he's used some high-end shower gel/ shampoo ......Gucci Envy......slightly less high end but equally as good is Kouros :twisted:
Quote by EnglishChris99
Right so I wrote a really long informative reply... and it got lost because I was logged out!! attempt number two will be benifiting from being more thought out... but may be shorter:
Having done this I have some thoughts... You certainly don't need to be bi- you just need to be "up for" the idea of taking part. Also as the male if you have experienced regular DP then the sensation of "same hole fun" is remarkably similar. In that you can still feel the other mans plonker poking yours and moving in and out, although arguably things may be a little tighter, its fair to say that it gets pretty tight with conventional DP due to the arrangement of the femail anatomy. I should think the only other recognisable sensation difference would be if you were not practicing safe sex you would have a considerably different skin on skin feel.
Positions wise, we tried me underneath, the woman riding me for a while. And then the other man moved in doggy style. I had my legs together, he spread his appart, and I really can't remember where her legs were, although I suspect nowhere near the ground. Logistically, the laziest bloke should go on the bottom where minimal effort is required, and the bloke with the longest cock, or best doggie technique should be taking the high road.
The advantage of this is that the person underneath can get started and find a comfortable alignment that alows deep penitration before the second man moves in, thus reducing the frequency with which things pop out unexpectedly.
Concievably the woman could arange herself in a porn star position facing towards the ceiling rather than the ground, although I think there is a definate added difficulty to this.
From the femail perspective the best time for this is later in the session when you are really horny and wet, and have for want of a better expression been stretched a bit out of shape by earlier activities. The men should avoid anything too vigorous as cocks will pop out, and things will hurt, plus the position itself provides extra stimulation for all involved because you have 3 components moving past each other.
I am sure there must be a way of doing this standing up... but I have enough trouble with the conventional standing up sex!!!

Ya know, sometimes you can learn sooooo much from this site! :twisted: lol
oh god, idea in Dark's head is not good, not good at all :shock:
right, a beer please!
i'll be on the corner table if anyone wants me :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
Scary, isnt it :twisted:
Mwhaaa haaa haaaaaaa :twisted: :twisted: lol

actually now iv been here a few mins im getting used to it!
its warm and cosy in here lol

wrong head :shock:
oh, it might be come to think of it, just dont open the door that says Dark on it! :twisted:
multiple personality disorder, its a right bastard at times rolleyes
Quote by steph
Cracking Thread Lissa!!!
Come on in any lurkers/newbies it's nice and friendly in here wink

it would be, if they'd stop hiding and come out to play! :twisted: lol
nope ! lol lol lol
cos if ur inside my head already its not me who needs to be worried! :twisted: lol
Quote by cplbbw

and im just a sex crazed bbw that (just like you dark and girl NEVER change wink)

has someone been talking about me?????? blink
sex crazed? now, who's been putting ideas in ya head luv? rolleyes :twisted:
oh - and Hello! wave Welcome to SH ! lol
funnily enough that makes complete sense to me - are you inside my head?? :shock: lol
Quote by cplbbw
Depends on who is doing the titillating wink and what else we might be doing at the time evil wink
Steph lol

totally agree with ye steff, all depends on the mood too!
ditto! biggrin
sometimes my boobs may well as not be there - sometimes having them touched/ sucked/ squeezed etc etc does absolutely nothing for me rolleyes
other times (and often depending who with) one brush over the nipples and my knees are jelly
:twisted: lol
Women rolleyes lol
yep me too and some times i like it rough and hard others soft and sensual it all depends on the mood i/we are in.
us woman rolleyes the men just dont have no chance of figuring us out lol
keep trying though its fun to watch lol lol

now, i'm curious hun - does it make any difference with you if its a man touching ya boobs, or a woman?
anyone else have any thoughts on this?
lol lol lol
ermmm.......lots :shock:
Have to admit, I did do the 'go away and do not post a reply on gut reaction' thing today, which is good, right? :shock:
I'm trying to be all pink and fluffy - but to be honest Lissa its just not me lol
i say what i think, others either like it or lump it i'm afraid - but today I'm 'mellow' and havemade a concious effort to be nice to everyone. And yeah, so far I've even surprised myself! lol
so, come on noobs and lurkers - a little more input into the thread wouldnt go amiss - here's ya chance! lol Dark & Lissa want to say Hi and think happy thoughts :shock: lol
you dont need to come on and rant (subtle hint) - just an intro, and hello or whatever! I dunno, its an open invitation & no one wants to take us up on it! rolleyes
Quote by cplbbw
Depends on who is doing the titillating wink and what else we might be doing at the time evil wink
Steph lol

totally agree with ye steff, all depends on the mood too!
ditto! biggrin
sometimes my boobs may well as not be there - sometimes having them touched/ sucked/ squeezed etc etc does absolutely nothing for me rolleyes
other times (and often depending who with) one brush over the nipples and my knees are jelly
:twisted: lol
Women rolleyes lol
Quote by funkylincscpl

why do the main activists on the board seem to assume that if you are not a regular poster (ie in the hundreds if not thousands) then you are a timewaster and not genuine. We noted an example of this where someone put out an open invitation for a social later this year. One couple were denied an invite as they hadn't posted enough, and therefore not part of the inner rectum .... oops meant sanctum lol which is a shame as it's not too far from us and would have loved to attend as we enjoyed the post erotica social in London last year.

I honestly dont think there is a band of 'main activists' anymore - not that there ever really was anyway .....but I, like you, did get that sense of in-group/ out-group mentality at first, although I have to say it didnt last long.
I'm not replying in an attempt to flame you etc etc - this is a nice thread and we're all going to be nice to each other, correct? lol ( repeat mantra) but I have to say I dont agree with what you're saying.
Some people 'fit' immediately, others dont - what more can I say? I really dont think its anything to do with post counts "in the hundreds if not thousands" - other people either like you, or they dont...they accept you, or they dont. I didnt feel 'accepted' at all for a while, but me being me just thought 'fuck it' and carried on anyway!
With regard to the socials etc - people will get turned down if they're not known. Its a simple as that. Until you're known enough to perhaps have been to some parties, met other people here who know other people etc, chatted on msn/ chatroom/ exchanged emails....you know the routine....until you've done at least some of that, basically, done some groundwork and people begin to feel that they 'know' you (and trust you) then thats just the way things are. Its definately not about 'getting into the inner sanctum' - and from the sounds of it, you're not that fussed about the social aspect of the lifestyle anyway so I'm not sure where the problem is? dunno
Maybe things will change around here (I guess they already have) - and the social element will disappear........but then, we wouldnt need the Cafe! we'd all be over in LMU arranging meets and not conversing/ making new friends/ spending time 'socialising' here in the threads...surely?
We too enjoy actually "doing" rather than just talking about it or posting spurious threads about bugger all. Perhaps some of the other regulars will respond ..... though we won't get a chance to view them as we're off to get ready to go to a party tonight .....

I'm not going to bite at this bit either - although I'd like to! What I will say is that some people like talking about it, some people enjoy reading and considering those oppinions & views. Some people enjoy the banter and spurious threads about bugger all - because its funny, its escapism, its an opportunity to forget the daily grind and spend time in the virtual company of others who are like-minded. THAT is where the sense of community comes from - now, people either accept that as part and parcel of what it is to be a swinger (and often non-swinging too) here on SH/ other sites.... or they dont. And thatis where this in-group / out-group / inner sanctum thing comes in.
But, I have to ask, why the rant (and digs)? if you dont want to be involved in the heavier social side anyway - and are a 'dooer' not a 'socialiser' here, by your own admission. dunno
well, i'm all for the hammock n shoulders thing - hold the seranade thing unless ya reallygood! biggrin
Quote by redpantherman
good morning redpantherman well im no expert on the chat room i just cant keep up in there by the time ive typed a reply its moved on two subjects confused but as far as i can tell anyone can open a new room so they can have a chat without having to filter through all the get your bits out posts smile
think im right sure someone will correct me if im wrong biggrin

I too find it very hard to type fast with one hand on me plums....
SH dudes n dudetts... advice plurrrleeeez!
:giggle: please please please... dont take me that seriously guys! :laughabove:
this numptie just loves a giggle & wants to thank you all for the assist.
ffs! - and i put extra effort into being all fucking nice too mad
lol lol jesus I need a lie down now, all that energy wasted rolleyes lol
ok, advice eh pantherman? biggrin
hmmmm.....
how about, you dont have your hand on ya plums while trying to type and chat in the chatroom? far easier to strike up conversation/ get someone's attention when you mind is on the job (typing I mean)......to be honest (now maybe its just me though) but you're probably more likley to get to cam: cam with someone when you've put a bit of effort into finding out a little bit about them and established a rapport via text than you ever will just sitting with one hand on ya plums in a half-hearted 'well i'll type and stroke at the same time'.
Cant say as I've seen anything yet in the chatroom that would be worthy of one-hand-typing......but I'd be more likley to put on a good show for someone (one where neither of us needed to type) I clicked with or enjoyed the virtual company of...... see what i mean?
Quote by redpantherman
good morning redpantherman well im no expert on the chat room i just cant keep up in there by the time ive typed a reply its moved on two subjects confused but as far as i can tell anyone can open a new room so they can have a chat without having to filter through all the get your bits out posts smile
think im right sure someone will correct me if im wrong biggrin

I too find it very hard to type fast with one hand on me plums....
SH dudes n dudetts... advice plurrrleeeez!
ok....deep breaths Dark.... refrain from any derogatory comments about wanking and cams and the chatroom numpties......
i'll be back in 2 minutes when i'm calm lol
Quote by lovejoy68
thank you all again lastnight it was quite hard to write that but i just thought i had to do it confused think its going to be harder phoning my quack on mon as im only a faceless name on here (well to most anyway)
Nevertheless hun, it doesnt matter who's there when you admit you have a problem - thousnads of other faceless names on the forum..... face to face with the Doc..... one to one with a friend - the important bit is that to admit to others, regardless of who they are, means you first have to admit to yourself - and that's the biggest hurdle of em all. You've just done that - you sat, you thought about it, thought about it some more, came here with the dawning realisation that yes, you have a alcohol probem, then typed it , word for word.
Now, that, that takes some bollox luv.
the problem for is just what im doing to my body even people at work have made comments about shaking hands & how old im starting to look sad
As above - other people can comment/ help/ beg you to stop all they like, but until you see the problem and realise it to yourself, they're totally >>> banghead :cry:
the call will be made thank you

You dont have to be well known and familiar to everyone for people here to care you know - sometimes, just sometimes, its not all about sex - it's about 'people'. I'll be checking to see if you've made that call too wink
Quote by redpantherman
ive tried the searches but not sure if im doing them right redface
Sometimes the search button is NOT your friend - but, would recommend giving it a whirl, particularly before starting threads
can you please explain what a numptie is!
lol a numptie is someone like me - a bit dizzy at times, especially when it comes to techie/ puter related stuff we just dont understand.....or....a numptie has a problem getting their head round things.....is a bit daft..... a bit slow on the uptake so to speak lol usually called Dark, Blonde or Dambuster, and uses :doh: and :giveup: alot!
i think i have an idea but to embarrased to ask anyone except you :rose:
Dont worry hun, you posted it in the thread for all to see so have obviously conquered that fear already! lol
also... do you need special permisions to open a room in the chatroom?
if so where do you go?
opening a room in the chatroom?? well, i tried it last night and openend one, didnt need any permission - you make up a room name, make it public access (where anyone can come in) or make up a password to restrict entry then whisper it/ pm it to those you wish to invite wink - as an aside, the chatroom is scary and full of numpties lol
if i want you to bite me can i...... ok ok ok.. I'll stop with the questions already!

no, ask away - that's what we're here for today biggrin
Quote by cplbbw

im currently haveing a fag and a coffee to get myself motivated for the job in hand!

Right then - Dark too is in mellow mood (therefore promises not to bite anyone's head off this morning :scared: ) and has decided to jump on the bandwagon a la Lissa's thread (as opposed to off the wagon, per usual :twisted: ) .....have followed the prepatory advice above from the raving loon lol and feel I am now ready to take up this challenge :shock:
So, come on all you genuine noobs and lurkers - come say Ello, come wave to us and introduce ya selves biggrin Call it a Drop In Session ! coffee & ciggies are over there :arrow: in large supplies, so please, drop in and ask us anything wink (although I seriously recommend NOT asking for a shag! :censored: )
Come out Come out Wherever you are!!!! :twisted:
fucked while asleep?? confused
isnt that just a bigger better version of 'is it in yet'?
lol
:shock: sorry Minxy, was in the process of typing you the PM :jagsatwork: when my attention on you and your posts was diverted elsewhere.....
now, how the fluck did THAT happen ??!! :shock: :twisted:
Quote by tina1
hi and welcome to the site(big boy)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lol lol lol lol lol redface redface
guess who read that and went to have a look?!!!
:shock:
Helloooooooooooo Soundtrack wave lol and Welcome to SH! :twisted:
Quote by hisandhers
wots the big deal in upping ya post count seen this loads of times now dunno

I *think* *some* people see the post count as an indicator of 'newbie/ not so newbie' status -
but , there are some people here who've been around a good couple of years and may only have a relatively small number of posts because they're not around everyday/ only contribute when absolutely necessary or feel the need to.....also, we've seen this loads just recently with people who've been using the ads section for ages and only just venturing into the Cafe........
others might have been here 5 minutes and be quite prolific posters in a short sharp burst of posting.
Then there's the other one's. Those who 'spam post' and spout absolute bollox in a really naff attempt to get their post count up and therefore perhaps some sense of 'status' here without actually making any sort of valid contribution to the threads/ site/ community.