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Darkfire

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20 Jan 2006

It's not just slagging the Mods off though is it - this is another one of those ooooooo look at meeeeeee posts rolleyes

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I've been banned from the chatroom everyone , look! look! rolleyes

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Frankly - most of us dont give a flying fuck hun - and we NEVER name and shame, whether it be Mods, Regs, Noobs and any other box we might use on here.
If you had a problem with the ban, and obviously you do otherwise you wouldnt be announcing it and drawing a bit more attention to yourself rolleyes

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, then you should have taken it into PM with whichever Mod is concerned (see - dont need to do the whole 'names' thing) or with Admin, and sort it in the correct manner - not run flouncing into the Cafe cos you didnt get your own way like a god damn drama queen.
tut rolleyes

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20 Jan 2006

ahhhhhhh the GFZ, and in the SH shed too - how novel! lol

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to celebrate this momentous occasion, Dark would like some company and a rather large glass of Baileys to start with, please - hold the icecream biggrin

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20 Jan 2006

upping ya post count evidently does not equal upping ya credibility then
in fact, doing you no favours whatsoever mate lol

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20 Jan 2006

FFS!

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I had to actaully enter the dreaded realm of the PM box to find out about this! redface

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and here I am.....on page two :shock:
but stick me down anyway please lol

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19 Jan 2006

Quote by Smoking Muff
OMG :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Glad he's OK hun. Definately a stiff drink for you, but non for him for the next 24 hours, just to be safe.
Had a couple of guys try to run me over after I caught them trying to steal my car while Countess watched and just screamed. Police never caught up with them as the car wasn't registered to anyone. Fingers crossed they'll catch someone in SJs case.

Tanks Easy
They had better catch up with them because I will be hunting scumbags :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:therethere: aww hun , best wishes for Jim (Dark passes a large JD and a fag :smoke: over as a get well gesture lol

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and .....i know its not funny in the slightest, but i read this and laughed out loud - can you imagine Smokin Muff on the rampage if does find out who and where they are ?? :twisted: :twisted: :eeek:
hugs for you and Jim luv - one way ticket to somewhere very remote and desolate for thieving bastards evil

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19 Jan 2006

In a vanilla pub/club :shock: ??? :shock:
good grief you're very brave!
hope she's got the eye contact skills off to a T and a good excuse ready for when someone comes marching over an says 'wotcha fookin lookin at innit mad

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seriously though, good luck - a crash course in body language might be a good idea because if you mis-read the signals in a vanilla environment....... :eeek:
that said, I see alot of females kissing in clubs - its the lesbian chic thing (and alcohol) so, ya never know your luck!

17 Jan 2006

I've taken the 'neither' option.....
Once you've seen one cock you've seen em all - and am sure i'm not alone in saying this but I may be a swinger but its not just someones cock that will interest me - in fact, cock would probably come bottom of the list and I'm afraid I need to be impressed a little more than just seeing a joe average cock shot that looks like everyone elses! lol

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having said that - where cock shots are accompanied by other pics - facial, body, clothed or unclothed, whatever - it sometimes helps me to decide wether to bother replying......i like guys shaven, so, if the cock shot includes a forest, byeeeeeeeee! if a cock shot includes dodgy looking underwear....byeeeeeeee......if a cock shot includes unkempt hands/nails/ poking through botton fly like its been taken sneakily and in a hurry-before-ya-wife-walks-in...then i'm afraid thats a Byeeeeeeee too ! lol

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there is an exeption to the rule though, and that's the cock shot that makes you wet at just one glance, the one you just know from the pic is going to hit the hilt and then some :twisted: , the one your gut instict says ohhhhhhh fuck yess to....and you just know what the rest of him is going to be like............ unfortunately that's just my fantasy and the liklihood of ever seeing a cock shot that does that??? less than nil rolleyes

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(so dont send em me in a crap attempt to match the fantasy rolleyes

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17 Jan 2006

maybe, just maybe, it might be an idea to stick a quid on the lottery when your luck's running like that biggrin

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oh - and just remember who gave you the head's up wink

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16 Jan 2006

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would this involve any fees either way? regardless of that its in breach of the AUP
SH is not the place to come touting for business

16 Jan 2006

I'm not touching this one with a bargepole
.....funny though, how we 'remember' what it is to be proud of all that which is/was British on November 11th, but at best, would celebrate "Britsh Day" only because it could become a bank holiday. confused

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15 Jan 2006

Ello there biggrin

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Welcome

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oh - and tell us a bit about you, please! we know you're from reading.......anything else you wanna share? biggrin

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15 Jan 2006

so, you had a bad experience, they took the piss, you wont be contacting them again, nor they you.........
but - there is an upside to thi you know.....
Most couples and single fems are looking for genuine guys who show a little bit of thought and consideration - I think you've done that.......you sortted the hotel, you kept good communication, you put some effort into the meet - you deliberatly didnt drink, you chose to drive etc etc - now that, in my book will get you much further than dwelling on this one failed meet biggrin

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every cloud has a silver lining luv! wink

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15 Jan 2006

Quote by LilMissGullable
hi all did you know its a medical fact that january the 24th is the worse day for seasonal affective disorder its the worse day for suicides the doctors buieset day and the worse day for realationship breakdowns medical fact

Hope this isn't your cry for help

:shock: that's what I thought too LMG, but refrained from actually saying it lol

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15 Jan 2006

oi - behave! this might come in useful for the London Munch! wink

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15 Jan 2006

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Hiya

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15 Jan 2006

Quote by st3v3
Our office hours are 10 - 5 Monday to Friday, but most of us are online most of the time outside them hours. Sorry for that bit of downtime just then.

why though? dunno

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and yeah Shireen, I think we're turning St3v3 lol

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There's no chance of turning me.
I spend a lot of time online much of it here. The reason I'm here so much is because I need to be a lot of the time to make sure its all working and to get to know how things work with the people that use the site.
Its not all work as I like to join in with the banter sometimes and its been nice getting to know some of the characters here.
ooooo I do like a dominant and forceful tone of voice in a man :twisted: lol

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15 Jan 2006

blimey, he's right friendly aint he this one? lol

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NN and her strap on will soon put a smile on your face luv
and I'm second in the queue behaind Sarah, so we'll have you a happy bunny in no time! :twisted:

15 Jan 2006

day of rest? what's one of those?!! :shock:
I've been working a 60+ hour week since just before Xmas and right now during the week & some weekend eves, I dont have time to fart let alone do housework etc....
so, weekends are spent doing 'domestic' stuff, trying to play catch-up from the previos week! and every household appliance is right now screaming at me to leave them alone! lol

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15 Jan 2006

Quote by Noel
Our office hours are 10 - 5 Monday to Friday, but most of us are online most of the time outside them hours. Sorry for that bit of downtime just then.

why though? dunno

dunno

and yeah Shireen, I think we're turning St3v3 lol

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15 Jan 2006

You aint done anything wrong Layla - but, I'm wondering why we're seeing this post.....if not to depress some of us even more!
and its not even the 24th yet! :shock:

15 Jan 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I just think he's beginning to like it here
He's already been certified by Naughty Wigan Couple and he almost got certified by Sarah last night :shock:

I think he's generally just spending time on here - perhaps like a 'genuine newbie' would ??? seeing how it all works from the other side of the fence??? who's who and what's what type of thing ....familiarising self with people's post styles/ sense of humour/ the sense of community andwhere the gaps are???
or maybe he's just doing the whole Big Brother watching over us thing rolleyes

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- especially as we're down a few mods dunno

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or, maybe even sitting there with the Mrs St3v3 and contemplating leaving the vanilla life behind :shock: lol

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14 Jan 2006

Quote by 8inch
looking to swing!

for starters..... is that 'swing'??? or 'quick shag'???
and, a little more about you wouldnt go amiss. Nice pics - but please, back it up with something hun

14 Jan 2006

ooooooo and just as I was getting bored out my head.....
a little light entertainment :twisted: :twisted:

14 Jan 2006

Quote by cplbbw
right, i'm bored
bottle of your finest bourbon to the corner table please

you always manage to drag us into a dark corner Darkfire :twisted: :twisted:

Dark corners can get very interesting with a little glow from the darkfire lol

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14 Jan 2006

sod the glass hun, just pass the bottle lol

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14 Jan 2006

right, i'm bored
bottle of your finest bourbon to the corner table please biggrin

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14 Jan 2006

It's going to be at least March time before I have time/patience to organise something ....work and family committments are through the roof at the moment - but, I will start looking at something for the Nottingham/ Derby area asap and update as I go along.
Most interest thus far seems to be 'up norf' so I wont rush into owt - but, in the meantime (wait for it.......) I will accept pm's ( :shock: :shock: ) from newbies who are genuinely interested in coming along or want to chat. Also, any suggestions as to what you'd like to do (ie meal & drinks....a social in a function room....pub then nightclubbing...live music....gig with drinks before & after......whatever)
and as an aside, if anyone now sends me a 'quick shag' pm....well, just dont. :twisted:

14 Jan 2006

personality - cos above everything else it's what makes me me ....like it or not lol

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and eyes. windows to the soul and all that....and in my case, its a dark one rolleyes

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14 Jan 2006

I am Darkfire, and I too am an SHaholic redface

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14 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
Can I be certified just for being here :
and Sarah, I do love you. Does not my love mean anything :
Phredd :love:
ps :- and I did hold your hand a short while in the chat room

Sorry Fred that won't do........... no certification.
Darkfire
Yes you can have
'Certified by Sarah as a hard faced drinking Jack Daniels bitch lol

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Cheers hun, love you too :shock: lol

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