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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Ooooo oooooo
Can I have a new one Sarah, can I can I?? biggrin lol
as much as I like the Jack Daniels one...it makes me sound like a hard-faced-hard drinkin' biker bitch & I'd hate to give anyone a false impression :shock: rotflmao :twisted:
you choose..........
oh god what am I letting myself in for :shock:
oh god :shock: you mean....you didnt realise its the 'omg - a single female' syndrome' :shock: already and thought all these guys were just pm'ing cos they're bored?
well, i guess its nice for you if you like the attention.... wink
but dont encourage this behaviour ffs!! lol
Blimey someone kept this quiet! and no celebratory Munch either? :shock:
Have a great day Sarah x
Happy Birthday!!!! kiss
Quote by Pete_sw
wrens livers, otters noses, wolf nippel chips, come on, get them while they're hot

:shock:
Pete I am seriously worried about you
its all that time you've been spending in the virtual bar with those strange people lol
cheese & crackers
or
tortillas and salsa sauce....with cheese biggrin
or.... cheese on toast....
lol
Only the old traditional naked twister rolleyes lol rolleyes
oh, and 'hunt the vodka Jelly' - that can be fun, gets a bit sticky though redface :twisted:
but - drinking games - now, THAT i'd be interested in!! biggrin ideas below please!
>>>>budges over to make room biggrin
games??? no body mentioned games!! :shock:
well, ok, as long as they're drinking games, I'll play :twisted:
are you trying to get me pished confused wink
Is anyone serving coffee tonight??
oh mind you, it is Friday.........
sod it, that's excuse enough, Dark is very definately off the wagon again :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
anyone care to join me in the candlelit corner over there???? :arrow:
Dunno what else to say other than Thankyou for the time and effort & energy that you've put into SH thus far.
I kinda feel like this was inevitable at some stage ...... the contigency plan from the 4Tops might be interesting though :shock:
See you around anyway, it's not like this is goodbye ! wink
lol lol lol lol
Hiya Harry
we've all been there mate - most of us still are actually! wink
I think its called Forumitis......... more commonly known as 'need to have a nosey' lol
Welcome to the joys of SH! biggrin
Well, its been on the radio all day that a couple just 1 mile down the road from me have won 2.6 million smackeroonies on the lottery.
cant tell you how gutted, and jinxed, I feel. It should have been meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! evil
not that its anything to do with Friday the 13th of course seeing as they won it on Wednesday.... but hey, 1 mile down the road ffs! rolleyes
Quote by NLondonJohn

Is it through time accrued or amount of posts?

I think it's neither of these; it's an attitude of mind ....................
confused: Do you feel comfortable patronising others as newbies?
confused: Are you happy appointing yourself as official greeter whenever you spot a post by a newbie?
confused: Do you complain that SH is nothing like as good as it was?
confused: Do you feel able to join the feeding frenzy whenever there is a group attack on anyone who says something that upsets a regular?
confused: Is your signature block far larger than the amount of text of your posts?
confused: Do you feel that no thread is complete without a post from yourself, even if it's just to say that you have nothing to say?
If you can answer Yes to most of these, you can tear up your newbie L Plates!!
confused
Actually, I think it's more a case of if you .......
confused: Start to feel yourself that you are no longer a newbie
confused: Mik69 's done a brilliant example of this -
My advice for what little it is worth is to just be your self, at first you may feel like you are intrudeing. But after all everyone was a newbie at first I have found as a newb myself that if you post regular people start to reconise you. A tip is to attach an avatar (there is a post on how to do this in help section on the left of your screen) that way people reconise your avatar and your post's stand out to better
- eg, when you start to 'contribute' to the site/ community and start offering advice (however small) to others because you have a genuine desire to help other 'newbies'....
confused: When others on the site see your avatar/ sig and think 'oh yeah, he's the one who's really funny/ a right twat/ posts crap to get post count up/ says some really interesting stuff/ swallowed a dictionary/ is a dark horse/ is really helpful/ sarcastic/ stupid/ intelligent etc etc etc - what i mean is, when you've been around long enough (or posted loads in a short period of time) and are recognised by others
confused: Its absolutely FA to do with 'feeling comfortable patronising other newbies' rolleyes
I could go on and on, but I wont. When I first came here (and for a few months after wink ) I had a proper bee in my bonnet about 'still being a noob' - then all of a sudden I didnt feel like a noob anymore (see above) and have since been to munches and socials and met many of the people here in 'reallife', and now consider myself to be a regular biggrin
Darkfire sits alone in the corner with the dregs of a bottle of JD for company.......... :violin:
Quote by Pete_sw
Hello Darkfire, welcome to the bar, take the weight off and have a drink with us biggrin

plenty of weight to take off hun, not sure that a double JD, lager and 3 courses off ya menu is going to help.. rolleyes
but....sod it, virtual JD (i'm syill on the wagon) it is then, with some of your finest Beef Satay skewers to start, s'il vous plait biggrin
Oooooo i say! Pete smackbottom
you didnt tell me the Kitchen was open too!!!!!!!! rolleyes lol
Oh God, pint of lager and a menu please Garcon lol
the virtual bar is temptation too much!
drinkies
and i sooooooo need to be absolutely plastered right now! lol
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Well, am not sure if I'm impressed or not ............ but.....
I got IN it !!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin
annnnnd I didnt get pm'd/ whipsered/ told to show my tits or asked a/s/l :twisted:
blimey, things are looking up! :shock:

Show me your tits.... lol
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes :kissmyarse:
lol
I'm officially on the wagon................exept for munches and vanilla girly nights out .........which dont come that often :cry:
and this 'no booze' thing is killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: evil mad
what i wouldnt do for a good bottle of bourbon and some ice right now......ok ok.. bottle of cheap wine........ok ok, half a lager & lime...........
Meths......
anything.....
:twisted:
Well, am not sure if I'm impressed or not ............ but.....
I got IN it !!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin
annnnnd I didnt get pm'd/ whipsered/ told to show my tits or asked a/s/l :twisted:
blimey, things are looking up! :shock:
Quote by ninja
I'll stick with me virtual J2O hun, and you can buy me that JD when I see you properly! wink lol

OK hun! The drink has certainly not done you any harm, I've seen you've reached a grand old age! And such a muscular physique to boot!! wink
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! or my pm box will start rattling again! rolleyes lol
'tis good for the biceps is JD, didnt you know that?! lol
I'll stick with me virtual J2O hun, and you can buy me that JD when I see you properly! wink lol
I'm on a mission to remain alcohol free for an entire week :shock: lol
mine's a J2O please, no straw rolleyes
Happy Birthday Debs!! biggrin
more birthday snogs for you then Sexy xx
Kazswallows wrote:
mwahhhhh you didnt tell me on saturday, i would have given you the bumps.

Yeah, you didnt tell me either, I would have given you more than bumps lol
:twisted:
Above all these flash super car type things everyone keeps mentioning, if money were no object I'd have a mint condition Triumph Stag for nipping to work & back, and a Dodge Viper or/and a Mustang for weekends & general social useage! biggrin
Quote by EagerSlut
Ooooo NN :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I forgot all about the genuine UES cock ring!!!
pm me when the listing's up, i'm placing a sniper bid! :smug:
:haha:
Eager & Kitty it was lovely lovely lovely to see you two again kiss

:shock: :shock: :shock: I'll deal with you two next time we meet! smackbottom We have some unfinished business to conduct! wink wink :rascal: :rascal:
innocent innocent innocent

flipa flipa flipa :twisted:
Ooooo NN :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I forgot all about the genuine UES cock ring!!!
pm me when the listing's up, i'm placing a sniper bid! :smug:
:haha:
Eager & Kitty it was lovely lovely lovely to see you two again kiss
I like your thinking Lovejoy! wink (if you accidently missed a 'than' out of your post! )
and Hiya cplbbw biggrin
there's no karaoke in here is there? :uhoh: