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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Another really good night! Thanks Pebbs & Demon for organising! 
Great to see everyone - and some new faces! - Johneboy
( it's about time! lovely to meet you at last) and Mr Happy Cats (who isnt really a MCB!)
plus a few newbies I wanted to say hello again to - Kat&Del, Leedscpl ( who even had the guts to get up on karaoke - which is more than I did .....and was actually really good! :shock: ) & HisnHers - lovely to see you all there!!
Lots of familiar faces, lovely to see you all! & Dammy had the wobble on again!
Thanks to Kaz & IcePie for the badges ( who's got mine? because I dont! :shock: so come on, own up!)
Stuart & Tanina, for the entertainment - bloody hell I havent pogoed in years - that was fun mate, thanks!
And to Sleazy & NN – always good to see you both, annnnnnnd I got another big bear hug!
Just wanted to add to this, and give special thanks to Feklar & fellow passengers including the sheep :shock: for the lift back to the hotel ...................and last but by no means least to NottsM4fun 
, who came to my rescue and made sure I got to the munch and home again, didnt drink all night (after spending the journey up to the hotel discussing just how exessively drunk we were looking foward to getting!) so he could help ferry folk from and to the hotel, and then had his car broken into and stereo nicked 
- as if I didnt do enough talking last night, he drove us back down the M1 talking at the top of our voices with a makeshift plastic sheet window flapping in the wind! - and remained a hell of a lot more calm and pleasant than I ever would in that situation. Brilliant bloke!
One last thing....... if you think I'm scary (you dont really, do you :shock: :cry: ) what about the 'proprietors' of the after-munch breakfast place??? :shock:
"2 coffee's please luv"
"No chance, you'll have to wait, its nearly dinner time and I aint done the stuffing yet" :shock:
Great to see everyone - and some new faces! - Johneboy
( it's about time! lovely to meet you at last) and Mr Happy Cats (who isnt really a MCB!)plus a few newbies I wanted to say hello again to - Kat&Del, Leedscpl ( who even had the guts to get up on karaoke - which is more than I did .....and was actually really good! :shock:
) & HisnHers - lovely to see you all there!! Lots of familiar faces, lovely to see you all! & Dammy had the wobble on again!
Thanks to Kaz & IcePie for the badges ( who's got mine? because I dont! :shock: so come on, own up!)
Stuart & Tanina, for the entertainment - bloody hell I havent pogoed in years - that was fun mate, thanks!
And to Sleazy & NN – always good to see you both, annnnnnnd I got another big bear hug!
Quote by Vicky_uk
Big thanks to the Sleazy, Dragon, NottsM4Fun, redwine_Drinker and Marmalaid who got everyone up to the venue from the Hotel.......and some didnt drink so they could ferry us all back. Guys you were stars and just goes to show what a great Community we are
Just wanted to add to this, and give special thanks to Feklar & fellow passengers including the sheep :shock: for the lift back to the hotel
...................and last but by no means least to NottsM4fun , who came to my rescue and made sure I got to the munch and home again, didnt drink all night (after spending the journey up to the hotel discussing just how exessively drunk we were looking foward to getting!) so he could help ferry folk from and to the hotel, and then had his car broken into and stereo nicked - as if I didnt do enough talking last night, he drove us back down the M1 talking at the top of our voices with a makeshift plastic sheet window flapping in the wind! - and remained a hell of a lot more calm and pleasant than I ever would in that situation. Brilliant bloke! One last thing....... if you think I'm scary (you dont really, do you :shock: :cry: ) what about the 'proprietors' of the after-munch breakfast place??? :shock:
"2 coffee's please luv"
"No chance, you'll have to wait, its nearly dinner time and I aint done the stuffing yet" :shock:
Quote by peenut
I have a Question ! Sounds a good idea but how would a newbe social differ from a social social ? During my motorcycling days a well known motorcycle club invited "prospects" and after a while one would then get invited to club events is this what you mean? a sort of try out to see if you are the "right" sort ?
Peenut... you're HA??? :twisted:
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I just wanted to drop a quick line to say that although I take gingerminge’s point – and it is valid, there can be some harsh exchanges on the forums from time to time I have to say that I understand why. As you’ll see I’m pretty new to the posting side of this site but given time I know I will probably become one of those eager to slap down any newbie that sees this site as a simple way to “get laid quickâ€.
I know we were all new once, and in some ways it’s the more established posters job to cultivate and nurture these forums to ensure they survive and flourish through the new members – but in order to do so there has to be an element of pride in what they have created (this has probably been heightened recently with the takeover) and with pride come a desire to protect.
So I don’t blame the more established members for pouncing on posts such as “21 year old stud for hire†or “bet you cant suck my cock dry†because these guys aren’t here to become part of the “community†they are here because they cant afford the subscriptions to Ok from time to time they can be a bit over zealous but until us newbies become established its important to understand this not just any old posting forum, this is their “baby†and at the moment we are just guests.
I have to say however in my short time on this site I have to say everyone has been very helpful and really decent to me – they have pointed out my errors from time to time but more importantly, and more frequently, they have taken the time to drop me a line to say well done when made a considered contribution.
Once again I can see gngerminges frustrations and understand them but I guess at the moment us new guys will be judged by the majority – until we prove otherwise!
Where the bloody hell is my standing ovation emoticon when I need it
:thumbup: :welcome: 
<<<<will that do instead?? Quote by BikerRob2
Dark, nothing better than a female with a strap on giving it too you whilst you bring yourself off or if your really lucky then adopt the position where the lady can do it all.
A note, this is only after you have taken the time to satisfy her first. I find the tongue works best too start with.
Oooo nice recovery there too! 2 points!
awww hun, just means you've timed out
we're all having the same problem - but I hope it wasnt a big major rant type post!
if you've been typing for a while, editing etc - the best way is to type then right click and copy --- or type it, copy it into word then post here when you've refreshed the page....
does that make sense? :shock:
I cant remember what the time limit is now, sure someone will be along with the answer - but it's not that you cant post - simply that you timed out with the one you were writing .
we're all having the same problem - but I hope it wasnt a big major rant type post!
if you've been typing for a while, editing etc - the best way is to type then right click and copy --- or type it, copy it into word then post here when you've refreshed the page....
does that make sense? :shock:
I cant remember what the time limit is now, sure someone will be along with the answer - but it's not that you cant post - simply that you timed out with the one you were writing .
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ideally we are trying to find a nice quiet pub were we could all just meet up, have a chat and hopefully help with any questions that people have. It will be a risk to all of us, becuase as Darkfire so elequently put it, we dont know you, and we are taking the risk that you are infact genuine and not a reporter or something similar. I know that for any events I organise, I will only give out details to people who I actually feel are genuinely trying to get involved with this community. If it is your first post, then you wont get an invite, if you have done some postings and have shown that you want to be involved, then you will get details.
Im actually looking forward to this and meeting some nice new friends
I'm with you there NWC!
Even a social meet for Newbies wont be open to someone who's only posted once or twice ! I know I keep doing the 'us' and 'them' thing here, and I shouldnt really cos it's wrong .......... but 'we' regulars are actually pretty damn good at spotting the genuine folks from the chancers - but it makes it a hell of alot easier when people are already displaying an interest in the 'community' generally and are starting to join in - by posting in threads, contibuting to discussion etc, asking relevant questions etc - and be warned, we can spot the 'quick-shag brigade' a mile off
After all, it's not only 'us' who are taking risks by doing this - many of you are trusting 'us' to organise these social meets so they are an occasion where you can meet respectful like-minded folk and feel comfortable, secure etc - and not get hassled, jumped-on, pestered , heckled, flamed or laughed at for asking what you might think are 'stupid' questions etc etc etc etc etc.
We are all noobies at some point or another ya know!
its not like this lifestyle comes with a manual! Common sense, guidance and experience count for alot, and we all know its good to share! Quote by niceandgentle
I guess one does have to take the risk of something you post falling flat,even more so if you're a single guy but there's clearly a lot of friendly people on all that I feel very cautious,I've read quite a few threads and gone to join in then thought better of it and the few I have I've only been acknowledged once by one other poster.
Hiya
please dont get all hung up on getting your posts acknowledged etc - unless you're generally a good 'writer' and get your ideas/ thoughts/ oppinons over to others clearly, I think many people here sit back a while and kinda 'register' new posters.....as in, wait to get to know your post style......we wonder.....are they witty, sarcastic, funny, rude, oppinionated, just picking a fight, need help or advice.......basically, are they genuine??
Time and time again - on forums generally- you will hear the 'do not respond in haste' warning - its far too easy to misread or take someone/ something out of context and next thing ya know all hell breaks loose!
If you feel you have something to contribute to a thread, take a deep breath, type, and post! The more you post (and the quality of your posts in terms of content or humour) the more you'll become part of the furniture - honest!
Yes some people are 'cagey', yes some people get flamed, have their threads hijacked - and yes it annoyed the crap outta me at first too - but, it works both ways and the more you're around, the more you'll see that what 'noobs' often see as 'baiting' or 'flaming' is often just banter that gets taken the wrong way.
ooooo i'm rambling - as you can see, I am not one of those who are particularly good at getting my point accross!
but fuck it eh? pull up ya chair, fingers on keyboard...... and away ya go !
Welcome Noobs by the way
, dont reply yet, give me 5 minutes to put me steelies on :kick: :giggle: I've always wanted to do this....... (
, sad I know)....but....."The search button is your friend"
Looky here what I got for you
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46838.html?highlight=Bikers
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/65632.html?highlight=bikers
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62630.html?highlight=biker
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/53336.html?highlight=bikes <<< kinda old one this, but useful for your info
Dark xx
Hun there are definately more out there!! 
I get withdrawl symptoms and everything, never mind the lost my right arm feeling!
Considering that many of us are here on a weekly if not daily basis, you're definately not on your own! sometimes people log in, read and log out.....sometimes we just lurk...and other times we post in little or big post-outbursts - but we are here!
I know folk who've been on holiday and gone searching for internet cafe's etc abroad just to come check in ........ :shock:
One of the very first posts to me as a noob was 'be careful its addictive'. Never a truer word spoken!
I get withdrawl symptoms and everything, never mind the lost my right arm feeling!
Considering that many of us are here on a weekly if not daily basis, you're definately not on your own! sometimes people log in, read and log out.....sometimes we just lurk...and other times we post in little or big post-outbursts - but we are here!
I know folk who've been on holiday and gone searching for internet cafe's etc abroad just to come check in ........ :shock:
One of the very first posts to me as a noob was 'be careful its addictive'. Never a truer word spoken!
Hiya 
and Welcome !
Nice first 'proper' post
Like Steph says - even if the 'single male eeek' thing is against you - joining in with the threads and getting yourself aquainted here on the forum actually does work wonders for getting rid of that ' eeeek' factor!
Hope you find what you're looking for
and Welcome !Nice first 'proper' post
Like Steph says - even if the 'single male
eeek' thing is against you - joining in with the threads and getting yourself aquainted here on the forum actually does work wonders for getting rid of that ' eeeek' factor! Hope you find what you're looking for
Quote by yehaf
Sounds like a great idea. My two concerns are that you nice experienced folks are going to get swamped by us newbies....and that it needs to be made abundantly clear to the newbies that these are social and informational meets - ie nobody should attend thinking they've got a quick passport to any other kind of meeting....:-)....but then I'm sure that can be managed.
I totally understand what you're saying hun - one one hand it's kinda scary for 'noobie's - you lot (ok ok -some of you) may think we're raving nymphomaniacs, and we'll jump at any opportunity for some fresh meat
, like the regs are gonna corrupt you and eat you alive or something :shock: Let me assure you right now, when we say 'social meet' we mean social meet. I think is idea is a really good one. It has been discussed before but generally decided against generally because of the risks involved ...... as in, how do 'we' know that Mr Noobie Nice Guy isnt from the News of the World??? How many people would it take to control Mr I thought I was guaranteed a shag so I want one NOW' ??? - am sure you get my drift....
anyway, as it stands, with the massive influx of 'noobs' and the shher number of people who are posting questions and queries and needing help (and I am talking about the genuine ones here - although how do 'we' know who's genuine???
) it looks like there has been a change of heart, and believe it or not, the regulars do want to help you and give advice etcThe problem is, and as daft as it sounds, we would be doing this at actually quite a big risk to ourselves I think, for the reasons given above. However - I for one certainly see the benefit of the opportunity to meet some new faces socially - wheat from the chaff so to speak. Those who are here for the 'lifestyle' and who are genuinely interested and curious about the whole swinging scene would honestly be welcomed with open arms - those who are not, and here for a quick shag would very very quickly be sussed out anyway. But, this illustrates why Fabio has expressly asked for volunteers to help.
I just feel that I have to reitterate, SOCIAL ONLY means just that - like a group of friends or colleagues going for a beer after work etc - and that's all something like this would be. Do not worry about 'things' being expected of you - cos there wont be other than a friendly smile and an open mind. Similarly anyone turning up to a social meet for newbies expecting to jump right on in there at the deep end and it being an opportunity to touch/ grope/ shag anything that moves will be sorely dissappointed - and very swifty removed! Also, just because you've attended a 'newbie' meet, does not automatically entitle anyone to access to Munches & private parties etc - these are purely at the discretion of the organiser and will remain as such.
What such social meets will enable is for those with any genuine questions etc to come along, meet 'us', see that we dont have two heads and live permanently with our legs open (
) etc, and that actually we are nice people and we do welcome 'new blood' - because lets face it, without you, the 'scene' would die anyway. :cry: I for one am certainly willing to give this a go..........there will be much discussion I would presume before anything gets arranged though. And I'm still not doing bowling!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Sounds good to the Husky's. Somewhere we could get a drink and have a chat in a relaxed atmosphere? Bowling would fit that bill.
:shock: can we just do the meal/drink thing, knowing me, I would end up breaking my neck at bowles!!!!
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I'm up for the Leicester ones Sean
Maybe we could have a Bowling league
Regional competitions
Steph
Steph, dont encourage the bowling, I cant do bowling!!!! Anyway I understand Mal is the expert at bowling?
Midlands wise I'm up for helping - esp if its Notts, Derby, Chesterfield kinda areas & meal/ drinks sounds great, I dont do bowling!
Other areas considered too dates depending
