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Darkfire
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It's not something I've experienced with my own two eyes - and until I have I'll reserve judgement :P
The 'idea' appeals - not sure if I'd feel totally different once it's happening right in front of me confused , and I think it would also very much depend on who's involved!
Dark, off to ponder this some more...........
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Quote by Dino
patchouli biggrin , never seen patchouli soap tho confused

are you shittin me???? :shock:
honey let me introduce you to the joys of Lush biggrin
I am their Patchouli soap - in fact, their whole hand-made, organic, suitable for vegetarians, takes-bathing-to-a-whole-new-dimension range better known as 'Karma', which is the most gorgeous pachouli & orange scented thing you're ever likely to smell!
From the website: People wear perfume because they like the scent. There used to be a myth that women wore perfume to please men. Honestly! What nutter would wear a scent she didn't like just to keep someone else happy? ('Dearest, I love the smell of fresh engine oil. Would you put it on your pulse points?' We think not!) Ideally we'd wear a perfume that we love which makes everyone who smells it make an appreciative 'Mmmm' sound. That's the plan; here's the perfume!
wanna come shopping????? biggrin biggrin biggrin
So anyway.....got a little distracted there redface , I'm Karma. I'm also Milky Bar, Ginger, Snowcake and Ooh La La - depending on my mood! (Equi & Shireen, come back me up on this!!)
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Quote by Amber
I can completely feel the difference with or without. I much prefer without, also it feels more intimate....but would never in a million years not use one in a swinging or casual scenario.

what she said! :thumbup:
and its the 'stop...halt everything...put the condom on' thing that really kills the passion - you know, that couple of seconds that really could be likened to ' i'll take your pussy...right after i've finished putting up this shelf/ watching the match/ me pint' , when inside your screaming 'for fook's sake take me NOW! ' :fuckinghell:
:lol2:
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
really not a fan, but they are essential, all the common sense posts on here are the right ones. I accept that BJs with condoms are a drag but do bear in mind that gonnococcal tonsiltis is a real diagnosis! Sorry to spoil your fun
ps Berks Bex I have a plan since our last pm, please feel free to pm me about it

so do you cover up a woman b4 u go down on her or do you just skip that bit? lol
oh god no, not the dental dam topic again lol
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98% certain, will depend on whether i get a bill drop through the door that week! rolleyes
can you pm me the venue details so i can plan wether to drive down? ta x
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
:shock: :shock: :shock:
who the feck pulled this post back up? :taz:
Darkfires gunna kill ya :lol2:

this is me, in 'restrained' mode :arrow: ...........................
rotflmao
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Forgive me Father for I have sinned
Today I have eaten a Mars bar and over the weekend consumed wayyyyyyy too many alcoholic beverages
Please send me a personal trainer who will help me how to burn off these said sins (which will, as usual, promptly attatch themselves to my hips)
Amen
Dark retreats from thread cos if you think I'm (a) giving up alcohol in January and (b) posting my weight in this forum, you've got another thing coming! :rude:
I do however accept sympathy shags for fat people. Feel the Burn! :twisted:
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Quote by NorfolkBBW
I'm getting quite excited about this now lol
Baggy trousers would also like to join us cool
I'm contacting that persoanl trainer again cos I need LOADS of support on this one! redface

Ya know, I was doing sooooo well avoiding this thread like the plague, and then this cropped up and gave me an idea.
That's what I need , a personal trainer, one big strapping brick outhouse of a man who will personally train me, shag me stupid 20 times a day and burn all those calories off in marathon type good hard sex sessions... hump hump hump :lol2:
now, someone remind me how many calories I can burn off per orgasm, and applications for this position can be posted below! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Just for the ladies

I can't believe this one's been here for over 2 days and Darfire hasn't commented dunno
You're slacking hunnie
:doh: :doh: :doh: errmmm well what can I say dunno, my most sincere apologies boys for not noticing you sooner, however can I make it up to you? :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: hump
oohhh myyy lorrrrd :P :P :P :P
*Dark faints*
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Quote by prestondevils
I would also like to thank the above and steve as well.
He had nothing to drink all day and nite and had to put up with my rambling on the way home.
Hornyoldtart and PJ1 great afternoon with all you guys and a quick hello to the rams .
Martin

I just had to follow this up with another :thumbup: for Steve44nw
how the hell he put up with you m8 i just dont know! lol
First-munch nerves, not a drop to drink, put up with the rest of us behaving very badly and drinking way too much in the hotel, did the whole chauffeur service thing, put up with PrestonDevils all day not to mention night, was absolutely shattered, starving hungry, drove me umpteen miles back to the hotel and was a total gentleman throughout.
Just hope we havent put you off Steve because you are very welcome to come do it all again next time! biggrin
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Quote by mistress_sassy
Just a note to munch newbies, this kind of behaviour is rare so please do not be put off attending future events. As you can see there were people on hand to help deal with the situation, and the person concerned has been banned. Also, rest assured, that it is taken seriously and will not be tolerated!

What she said!! :thumbup:
A polite no thanks means exactly that. Respect and trust are paramount here, No means No, its that simple. Take the hint, accept the persons wishes, and leave it alone. :thumbup:
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kiss hugs Kaz.
cant say much more than that hun, other than Thankyou, for speaking out.
p.s wanna borrow me sig ?
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what kind of party? any particular time?
is it free?
who are you looking for? couples? bi-male? a single bi fem or 3...?
private house or a particular venue?
any hints or tips gratefully recieved dunno rolleyes
there's loads of us in and around Derby mate, but not on that amount of info, sorry!
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Quote by redgirlmanc
ummm. there's one here in Derbyshire !! (not really sure how!!) - the incredible travelling feather boa! biggrin
wanna come collect it? :twisted: lol

Oh you are such a tart hunni! Didnt you get enuff last night! Love ya! passionkiss
:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: lol
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ummm. there's one here in Derbyshire !! (not really sure how!!) - the incredible travelling feather boa! biggrin
wanna come collect it? :twisted: lol
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Sleazy & NaughtyNymphos – :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I love you guys I do, pair of complete nutters but wonderful with it biggrin p.s , nice boots! :twisted:

ohhh i almost forgot thanx for the kiss :twisted:

Not a problem! lol :twisted:
Ok, my head is a little more 'together' now and yes, I did miss a few folk off redface redface redface
Alex - not recognisable from your avatar are you?! :shock: what a stunning lady!. Oh, nice shoes! :twisted:
Ant & Shaz - nice to meet you biggrin
Jackie & Will - lol lol lol thanks for the invite biggrin
Snertsmate wave hello again honey
Suze43 - the gorgeous person I was trying all night to go say hello to and never quite made it. Hello lol redface
Iluvmini's wrote:
to darkfire for the quote of the night "Have I got f#@kin mug written all over my face?"
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
:thumbup: and Lynn , - kiss
Widnescouple - maybe in our past lives or sommat ? dunno biggrin
Stuart & Tanina - again, a fantastic couple - this clapping eyes on you two as I walk through the door thing is getting to be a bit of a habit! kiss
Sarah - stunning as usual. You're such an angel!
Mistress_Sassy - i think i'm gonna go join the convent! biggrin nice to see you again, albeit very briefly :cry:
Postie - oh go on then, i'll mention you. worship worship
ummmmm, head's gone again...... help!
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Just got back, have the headache from hell – but what a bloody good night! :thumbup:
Big thanks to NWC for putting me on the list at such short notice, am soooo glad I decided to come, so Thankyou! kiss
And for my munch buddy MartellNotts worship worship worship You absolute star you! passionkiss :inlove: passionkiss Thankyou so much for the transportation, for letting me bunk in your room and for generally just being my buddy when I needed one. Without you I would not have made it to this munch. So for you sweetie
Now, given the state of my head right now (god damn that vodka jelly) :crazy: I’m bound to miss someone off – so I apologise in advance…… and in no particular order:
Steve44nw – what a lovely lovely bloke – mucho respect to you hunny, hope you enjoyed your first munch! Thankyou for the impromptu taxi service at stupid o’clock this morning! :thumbup: kiss
PrestonDevil - you gorgeous little mad head, hope you wern't too sticky this morning lol
KazSwallows – that dress!! :twisted:
Pebbs – those shoes!! :twisted:
DevonDelight – finally got to meet you! It’s about time we put faces to names! Oh, and next time you have your entire wardrobe out, give me a shout! biggrin biggrin
Phoenix – again, it was a pleasure biggrin
A26 & Mr Horny & HornyOldTart , excellent hotel drinkies :cheers: - but you missed the pre-munch warm-up in the bar with a coach load of very sexy people (Steve44nw, Martell & PrestonDevils – little black dress and the ‘valley to die for’- nudge nudge wink wink :twisted: )
p.s. maybe next time! wink
Dargento – great to finally meet you hun biggrin
MakingCocoa - beautiful redface redface and so lovely with it! biggrin
Sleazy & NaughtyNymphos – :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I love you guys I do, pair of complete nutters but wonderful with it biggrin p.s , nice boots! :twisted:
passionkiss Hornyred & Happy Cats – was good to meet you, and Mr HC, how brave of you to come out like that to us, what a star! ( rotflmao rotflmao )
Dune, Phire, Lindaxxx, Feklar & Stoke-Cpl – short but sweet but it was lovely to meet you wave
Dammy – you total fruitcake! And HLB you’re as bad for encouraging him!
I really need some sleep, head's gone blank - i'll add to this later when I've managed to fill in a few gaps. But for anyone I've missed so far - xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
As I'm skint, I'm planning on getting pished before (& topping up after) the munch....... and have just discovered some 42% proof Cherry Schnapps in one of those Aldi type stores... :shock:
so, who else is planning on getting pished with me?? biggrin biggrin biggrin drinkies drinkies

Kirsch Schnapps == Love it lol
it's cherry to me luv, eeee I'm common lol
lol
You can loose a cherry but not a kirsch wink
Can I be common with you then ????
phredd
Bagsy the 'commoners corner' in the bus shelter - Fred you are very welcome!
It's almost time!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
As I'm skint, I'm planning on getting pished before (& topping up after) the munch....... and have just discovered some 42% proof Cherry Schnapps in one of those Aldi type stores... :shock:
so, who else is planning on getting pished with me?? biggrin biggrin biggrin drinkies drinkies

Kirsch Schnapps == Love it lol
it's cherry to me luv, eeee I'm common lol
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Dont forget to label ya boxes - correctly spelt of course wink
Hope the move goes well, see you tomorrow for some serious de-stressing! biggrin
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Quote by antwest99
and have just discovered some 42% proof Cherry Schnapps in one of those Aldi type stores... :

I need to know. Is this Aldi or just Aldi-type? If the latter, could it be Netto or Lidl or......
I need to replenish my drinks cupboard and that would do nicely !!!
Ant.
Its Lidl lol and its - and wait for it........ they do it in rasberry and plum flavour too :thumbup:
Dark xx (who does not have a alcohol problem, honest) drinkies drinkies
One sleep to go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote by Fallen Angel
As I'm skint, I'm planning on getting pished before (& topping up after) the munch....... and have just discovered some 42% proof Cherry Schnapps in one of those Aldi type stores... :shock:
so, who else is planning on getting pished with me?? biggrin biggrin biggrin drinkies drinkies

We could sit outside Wigan Nettos on Saturday afternoon and get pissed together!
lol lol
Looks like it's going to be a classy night, everyone!!! :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
Hey, I'm a classy bird me wink
rotflmao rotflmao
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Quote by Happy Cats
As I'm skint, I'm planning on getting pished before (& topping up after) the munch....... and have just discovered some 42% proof Cherry Schnapps in one of those Aldi type stores... :shock:
so, who else is planning on getting pished with me?? biggrin biggrin biggrin drinkies drinkies

We could sit outside Wigan Nettos on Saturday afternoon and get pissed together!
lol lol
Well, if there's a few of us up for it, I say we do it properly and converge in a bus shelter with a crate of Special Brew for the afternoon !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
White Lightening thru a straw anyone??? rotflmao rotflmao
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As I'm skint, I'm planning on getting pished before (& topping up after) the munch....... and have just discovered some 42% proof Cherry Schnapps in one of those Aldi type stores... :shock:
so, who else is planning on getting pished with me?? biggrin biggrin biggrin drinkies drinkies
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Quote by burnie
if you do start to get water inside the house, a carpet cleaner can use his machine to help pump it out. You can get pro dehumidifiers from hire shops, or some carpet cleaners have them.
Look in the yellow pages for someone who deals in fire damage, and they'll be able to help you dry your house out and claim.
Alternatively, if you know anybody with a wet-Vax, they can also pump out water, but if you have carpets, it won't be as efficient as a pro.
Just do it as soon as possible with carpet, because if it gets too wet, the hessian dye can stain the pile, or if they are acrylic, they can shrink.
Good luck.

Thanks Burnie - but.........
As a little extra, I have now blown up my carpet shampoo machine. It did go pop.
wonder what's next? these things come in 3's dont they??
Dark, going back to bed for rest of the day and bloody well staying there!

I think I might have exhausted that option!! redface lol
I tell ya, its been one bastard of a week! Roll on the Munch cos Dark's in full on 'need to de-stress mode' :twisted:
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
I've had a couple of PMs from people concerning the taking of pictures at a munch.
Please ask everyone if they mind being on a pic, even if they are only in the backgroud.

BTW, Dammie is it time yet dunno

Regarding the taking of photo's - do you mean an 'official SH photographer' as in for pics that will be posted on SH? or guests bringing cameras and taking pics as they wish with permission?
dunno I think quite a few of us followed IcePie's thread about the 'traffic light' system & have updated profiles as to our preferences for the publishing of pics - but Dawn's right, it's polite to ask, even if you're only in the background. Asking permission is a right ball-ache - but necessary! biggrin
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Quote by piercedJon
Hey dark hun,
Did you get your hole pluged or did they first dig around looking for that elusive spot and then fill it?
I think we should be told, and were they very hunky and if so do you have any numbers you can pass my way ;-)

lol lol lol Jon
they've had a damn good dig around for the elusive spot, found it eventually, done a temporary filling of the hole, enough to give short-term relief anyway .... and are coming back to do the proper job on Monday! biggrin :happy:
Unfortunatly they were not hunky, or even particularly skilled...but i do have their phone number, on the invoice, if you'd like me to send it over? :twisted:
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