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13 Dec 2005

Quote by KitKat
This should be in the Glitches thread.
Advert and forum accounts have been merged into one user name.
So yes, there are shedloads of new members.
If you get unwanted messages - add the member to your ignored list and they will not be able to contact you again (assuming it works)
Mod functions are not operating properly yet - but if you get any that really piss you off, send me the user name and I will ban them as soon as I get my ban button back!
lhk
Kat

Ahhhhhhhh
I seeeeeeee!!
i've copied my post from another thread to here:

Is it me, or have we suddenly aquired a whole heap of new people who are obviously not swingers/ not interested in the lifestyle and think this is a one-stop- quick-shag - adult contacts type site??
Granted I havent been in chatroom until today as I've never been able to get in, so wouldnt know what it was like *before*, but - now please correct me if I'm wrong and I can stop feeling paraniod - but have we had an influx of members?
and while I'm at it - wtf is all this hi, a/s/l ...... hi, fancy meeting up tonight i'm in your area?
It's not just the chatroom either...... is it?
I never had this when this was *truly* a swingers site. - and this doesnt mean I dont acknowledge that there have always been people who come to SH looking for a quick shag etc , or that there are some regulars/ munch goers who dont swing.......
i hope you know what I'm saying here cos I am well confused at the mo!

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13 Dec 2005

Is it me, or have we suddenly aquired a whole heap of new people who are obviously not swingers/ not interested in the lifestyle and think this is a one-stop- quick-shag - adult contacts type site??
Granted I havent been in chatroom until today as I've never been able to get in, so wouldnt know what it was like *before*, but - now please correct me if I'm wrong and I can stop feeling paraniod - but have we had an influx of members?
and while I'm at it - wtf is all this hi, a/s/l ...... hi, fancy meeting up tonight i'm in your area?
It's not just the chatroom either...... is it?
I never had this when this was *truly* a swingers site. rolleyes

- and this doesnt mean I dont acknowledge that there have always been people who come to SH looking for a quick shag etc , or that there are some regulars/ munch goers who dont swing.......
i hope you know what I'm saying here cos I am well confused at the mo!

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13 Dec 2005

For the first ime since coming on SH i've managed to get into the chatroom ( not for the want of trying let me add - just wouldnt load before for love nor money)
Just logged in....... got in first time...... :shock: biggrin

and am disappointed to say the least! now is it usually like that? and who let the riff- raff in????????
Have managed to sort the postcode thing out, eventually, put a false age in and god knows what else - so for those who know me, pay no attention whatsoever to what it says in my profile!! confused

Reserving judgement on the changes to the forum...... cant say as i'm impressed thus far.... but, at least i got inthe chatroom! wink

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12 Dec 2005

Am definately interested Alex - but, will need to be a provisional again to confirm nearer the time. Please biggrin

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12 Dec 2005

bummmmmp!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin

where's the Derby crew when ya want em?
someone 'll be moaning next week that they dont get invited to owt! rolleyes

this was down on page oblivion :shock:
I'm definately coming anyway! wink

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12 Dec 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
So can you recomend a good mascara thats not going to run because I hate mine when it does that, which is often

yep! - and its cheap too! try Rimmel's Volume Flash (in the fushia pink casing) - fab for day/ work wear :thumbup: but it is thick & takes some getting off if you dont use proper eye make-up remover. :shock:
Alternatively, ask Santa for a MAC in extreme black. Its never failed me yet - and definately a case of you get what you pay for! :inlove: - no running, no blobbing, no spiders, no flaking..... no money in ya purse either, but hey ho! wink

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12 Dec 2005

Quote by Calista

Am I looking at this right? Here's what I'm seeing.....

It's just that it's not saying "Dalek" to me :undecided:
It is saying kids TV character - just not Dalek

It's one of the Flumps!
C x
Little Miss Naughty / Little Miss Giggle - from the Mr Men !! rotflmao

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12 Dec 2005

:shock:
Ali, you talk utter bollox, you cant spell for toffee, punctuation is non-existant..... blink

and jeez have you got some rattle - like Tipton's equivalent of Lily Savage on speed ! :twisted: :lol2:
but we love ya regardless! Congrats on reaching 5000 babes passionkiss

ya feckin nutter! rotflmao

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11 Dec 2005

There's no way I'd miss this - I'm in! :happy: :happy: :happy:
if you'll have me of course redface

I ticked the 17th - but, will make myself available for all dates biggrin

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11 Dec 2005

cheshire cat syndrome here :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: passionkiss

right then HLB - a hen night !! biggrin

:notes: (Dark goes into cunning plan mode :twisted smile

and Dammy - hope the stag doo doesnt quadruple your 'times handcuffed for fun' count :twisted: :twisted: innocent

brilliant news biggrin

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11 Dec 2005

ello Ratpack
Welcome to your new home!
you'll settle in just fine and if ya need help just shout! (or sing, whichever! wink

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11 Dec 2005

ah, well Welcome back Triptix! biggrin

I've seen the reports from people who's houses have been damaged - buckled doors, broken windows, cracked walls etc. Good grief, and just before Xmas too ....
its incredible that more people havent been hurt, can only send wishes and thoughts to those who have been injured.

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11 Dec 2005

Quote by Phoenix
Same here where I live 1 petrol station already run out of unleaded & the other 3 have forecourts full of panic buyers & you can bet your bottom dollar there people who only use the car for local journeys :cry:
But thank god its only injuries & not deaths.

It's only one of many storage depots around the UK and will make hardly any difference to fuel supplies.
Thankfully, these places tend to be relatively unmanned.
Agreed.
But, it will make a difference to supplies now that people are 'panic buying' - and i wonder if it is truly panic buying or more of a selfish 'well, I 'm putting a full tank in cos i'm not going without' mentality, rather than a 'well I'll put enough in to top up and get me to work & back cos that's all I need'.
rolleyes

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11 Dec 2005

and now long queues at petrol stations in London & South East :shock:
what is this country coming to? rolleyes

umpteen damaged houses, injured people and firefighters risking lives to be in the immediate area - and all everyone else can think about is petrol availability and this god damn every man for himself mentality. banghead

sorry rant over.
Thoughts for those injured & immediately affected.

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by tabbi
Nothing touches me so deeply as the feel of a cock filling me, while I'm held firm in his arms, moving with him as he thrusts deep into me.
Having said that, i do love taking him to the back of my throat and hearing that gasp as my tongue and throat close around him.....
hmmmmmmmm ask me later, I'm going to have a little think about it :twisted:

she's doing that thing again! *twilight zone*
get out of my head I said ! out! lol

and i still cant come up with a definitive answer to this question! blink

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Of course it needs to be stated that whilst the female members on here might not like you in a sexual way as a virgin, the majority are such bloody nice people, they will still like you as a person, as long as you don't do anything stupid here.

nail and head spring to mind ! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I cant speak for anyone else, only myself, but I dont think I'd be any male virgin's appropriate choice for 'their first' - I'd scare you to death or put you in hospital, or put you off for life !! It might sound a bit harsh but as far as swinging - or playing with guys is concerned, for me he simply has to know what he's doing and as a bonus would teach me new stuff too! Socially & friendship wise the quanity or quality of someone's sexual ability is of no relevance whatsoever, and all of the above would always depend on the individual, their personaility and whether we 'click' . biggrin

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10 Dec 2005

Hiya !!
Welcome to our world! biggrin

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Nope, certainly not!
first-time bi curious fems though? hell yes :twisted:

so just a question whats the diffarence? they both clueless virgins
*thinks about how to word this without psychoanalyzing Darkfire and posting too much info.........*
erm, i supose for me personally, the difference is that with guys I'm a 'taker'
and with women I'm a giver ?????
however, there are always exceptions to the rule! person/ circumstances & mood depending! :twisted:
fair enough i like ur way of thinking tho any guys fancy giving?
only if they can give it properly!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Nope, certainly not!
first-time bi curious fems though? hell yes :twisted:

so just a question whats the diffarence? they both clueless virgins
*thinks about how to word this without psychoanalyzing Darkfire and posting too much info.........*
erm, i supose for me personally, the difference is that with guys I'm a 'taker'
and with women I'm a giver ?????
however, there are always exceptions to the rule! person/ circumstances & mood depending! :twisted:

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10 Dec 2005

cor blimey - this question's kinda on a par with the 'what's the meaning of life' thing isnt it?! :shock:
give up penetration and only ever have oral????
or no oral and only ever penetration???? blink

:shock: :shock:
:undecided: i'll be back later, this one might take a while! lol

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10 Dec 2005

Nope, certainly not!
first-time bi curious fems though? hell yes :twisted:

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by tabbi
I suggest you have a look at a fire station near you. Surely it's a national thing????? If not, I can put up about 3 people

you plan on going home????? :shock: sod that hun, I'm in for the long haul - never seen the inside of their sleeping quarters before!! lol

:twisted:

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by steve44nw
room for a little one?
i'll need the hotels list too - when you get chance hun, dont stress xx

Be nice seeing you there Darkfire
Scouting for hotels myself biggrin

Steve44nw
pm me when you know which hotel you're at Steve, we can play the 'Wouldya' (tm Dambuster) game in the bar again! biggrin

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10 Dec 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Now then ladies
I saw something that made me drool.....ermmm I mean smile yesterday. A big banner up on the front of my local fire station, saying New Years Eve party tickets on sale now.
Ooooooooooooooooooooo :twisted:
3 guesses as to where I'll be NYE

OMG :shock:

Ditto!! worship

:twisted:

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10 Dec 2005

room for a little one? biggrin

i'll need the hotels list too - when you get chance hun, dont stress xx

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9 Dec 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
i would love to have one. i quite fancy the ball one with the handle at the end mmmmm

omg I want one!
am very very taken with the 'Dreamer' atm
feckin hell they're just pure sexy :twisted: :twisted: i gotta get me a glass dildo now cos suddenly my rampant rabbit looks meek and pitiful in comparison! biggrin

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9 Dec 2005

ok, let's see who I'm actually willing to admit to! loon

First two are easy peasy!
Kim Wilde - :inlove: the hair!!
oddly, these days I tend to go for brunettes though dunno

and, OMG, dont have a pic but there were 2 men in my life during the 80's..... Bobby George (as in Darts player) hump

and William Shatner (but only in his cops unifirom in TJ Hooker!)
Oh, and having mentioned TJ Hooker, I'd best add Heather Locklear in this too :P
Oooh - and slighly later on, running with the brunettes thing - Catherine Zeta in Darling Buds :inlove:

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9 Dec 2005

Quote by bisto kid
here's 1 i enjoyed the other night! by no means my best but i really enjoyed it
I gave 1 of the barmaids a lift home from where i work the other night, the said barmaid had been flirting with me for ages prior to this. Anyway she was wearing skirt and tights (iam a sucker for nylon!). She started to feel my leg and told me she was horny just about as soon as we pulled away. I tried to resist for as long as i could ( wasnt long lol ) half way home i said right thats it pulled round the back of a trading estate ordered her out the car and round to my side i opened my door got out. She got round to my side quick I turned her round lifted up her skirt pulled her tights down bent her over the seat with the door open (its a jeep so the seat was just the right height) and gave her a right good fucking doggystyle mmmmm It wasnt just enjoyable its in pole position in my wank bank

:laughabove: :laughabove: pole position in my wank bank, oh i like that one, that's goooood!! :lol2: :lol2:

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8 Dec 2005

Quote by Sarah
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao

He's going to be sooooooo cross with you lol

:shock:
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: innocent

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8 Dec 2005

Quote by blithe spirit
For sheer value for money, cleaning ability and that all important 'manly odour', I recommend...
...Swarfega

You beat Dammy to it ! :shock:....but a 'real man' only uses the Tufanega range, with exfoliating bits!
rotflmao

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