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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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OMG ! :bounce: does this mean I'm......normal??? :shock:
halleluja! :happy:
the next meeting of the pussy posse could be very interesting indeed :twisted:
Quote by Missy
The loss of control theme for me cool Whether or not I could actually do it - although, I'm sure I can if the atmosphere/circumstances were right....
But the thought of being put on a picnic table and gangbanged, kinda does it for me at the mo cool Both being 'forced'* to give pleasure as well as 'forced' to take pleasure.
*Disclaimer for anyone who hasn't seen any 'loss of control' posts - I do mean in a full consent, role play way!

I know what you mean Missy :thumbup: you & I need a conversation over the vino someday soon :twisted:
I'll have to do it tomorrow - believe it or not I've cut our pampas grass down this afternoon - so, its a piddly little patch of pampas grass with no plumes at the mo....
so, if someone else has a pic of them with their pampas grass before i do, feel free to take the helm :thumbup: cos I'm gonna have to scoot down the road and stand around trying to look innocent while Mr Dark tries to get a pic of me in front of No 24's fine specimen!! rotflmao
who can do the face blurry out thing btw? :giggle:
in edit: fook it, lets do it in this thread :bounce: :bounce:
piccies with ya pampas grass challenge starts here!!
Quote by Darkfire
we've done this before but it was a while ago, so, things may have changed, lots of new people to add their wants and desires, and some of you might have forgotten to update your ads or heaven forbid!: progressed down your list somewhat lol
So, from perhaps simply wanting to visit a club, to bukakke parties and DP, what's on your swinging 'to do' list? dunno

wink
staying on the bi MM experience, the bit I really want to see is 1 guy sucking & deepthroating the other, and loving it - sooo into eachother and the whole experience that they're semi-oblivious to lil 'ole me frigging furiously in the corner :twisted:
rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'm still contemplating my thoughts on this thread.

my thoughts havent changed - I still think SBF's are seen as pieces of meat (ooo she's bitter and cynical that Darkfire you know rotflmao) ..but I do take on board the multitude of comments about 'being out of our/my league'. It's a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy isnt it - SBF's dont want to be treated or thought of like that so they get picky, up their own arse (personally speaking, of course lol) and very specific about what they want....that in turn sparks the whole 'outta my league' or 'attitude problem being compltely unattractive' circle and no-one's doing any actual shagging lol
Now then, this 'morals issue'.....
Quote by Scandal
Oh bummer! confused
I thought this was the thread where we could name the people we'd like "to do" lol

we could do that lol ...unfortunately it doesnt work very well cos (a) most people arn't confident enough to ask outright by pm let alone broadcast it in the forum lol (b) people get miffed if they're left out and it then turns into some kind of popularity contest rolleyes and (c) we're all too cliquey to be that open! (sorry Flower, had to get that one in there poke lol )
but ya never know - there might be someone reading this who wants the same things you do....all ya gotta do is send that pm :rascal: lol
I may not need to, evidently lol
Drewxcore and GP, sitting in a tree
K.. I.. S.. S.. I.. N.. G
rotflmao
ok ok, my mate Jack says he thinks I've had enough for one night rotflmao
Watching two guys does seem to be quite popular, given previous 'admissions' in threads lol ...all we need now is for a bi guy (or several) to come in and post that he/they'd love to be watched by a horny fem & its number 1 on their 'to do' list Cherry & we'll be selling bloody tickets! :twisted:
Quote by Drewxcore
Time someone defended the winkers!
I often wink when i dont have time to send a full message, i state this in the wink message, i may send a wink if im interested and a full message will follow.

does it work though, your system ? dunno
I'm not sure 'i wink when i dont have time to put the effort into a full message' makes you that much different to those who get frowned on for simply not putting any effort or personality into private messages tbh dunno
down with winkers! lol
yup lol
and we're failing miserably, the last bollox thread while everyone else was having a life and attending a munch was sommat daft like 15 pages! rolleyes lol
ok ok, girlie night with a gangster theme biggrin
I'm in! :bounce: :bounce:
and stop hijacking my thread! lol
rotflmao rotflmao
what ya tryin to say? i'm a scheming bitch? rotflmao
and, where have you two been anyway? :dry: going AWOL is a punishable offence you know! smackbottom smackbottom :twisted:
the very bare minimum??? ...
erm, that'd be that they've actually read what's on mine lol - and if they have and are not automatically excluded from a response by being either illiterate or a chancer, the minimum I'd expect is a friendly Hello, bit about them and for them not to say 'fancy a shag luv? hump' rotflmao
I dont 'see' any winks I might get, they're all on auto-responder so that doesnt count lol
Quote by Jemlet
I'd love to go to a girlie party like Kim tried to organise but didn't happen in the end sad

I want to do one of these too Jem, just cant find a bloody venue - story of my life atm! banghead.... but....
Sassy Seren & all members of the Pussy Posse to the pm boxes please! rotflmao
fook me, i think i've found my new forte lol
Quote by earthchild
... and a few other things like being tied up, which i have been but it was a bit disapointing
EArthy xx

all volunteers for tieing up Earthy properly and teasing her til she's pleading, to the pm box please lol Race ya :twisted:
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come on, admit it, you've got one lol
we've done this before but it was a while ago, so, things may have changed, lots of new people to add their wants and desires, and some of you might have forgotten to update your ads or heaven forbid!: progressed down your list somewhat lol
So, from perhaps simply wanting to visit a club, to bukakke parties and DP, what's on your swinging 'to do' list? dunno (Not that I'm fishing for info in Cilla Black mode or owt innocent)
In true SH style, number 1 on my list is still a MMF!!! - although thinking about it and doing it are two completely different things! lol
I'll trade you Jemlet ! biggrin
you do one and i'll do one, any subject of your choice :thumbup:
Dollop are you shittin me? its almost pub kickin out time! you know I dont go in there at witching hour rotflmao
dunno luv, I darent redface lol
i'm staying here and thinking up thread topics instead! i'm definately not the person to ask about chatrooms lol
ok ok i give in, i'll do the unthinkable and ventre into chat. someone give me directions? redface
while you lot are all galavanting about in Bristol, I'm bored, stuck in by the phone but need my mind taking off things...so...
to hijack the thread for one night only ....:lol2:
filthy pm's to my pm box please, first one to either make me go : : or : : or 'OMG yes!.gif: gets a pint or two at the next Munch or dinner, take ya pick.
(the fact that i need to run a competition just to get dirty pm's sent to me says it all really doesnt it rotflmao :sadsmile