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17 Dec 2006

Quote by dambuster

(but I'd forego number three for a Double deck pussy fuck)

explain 'double deck pussy fuck' ..... dunno

please :twisted:
with pictures :twisted:
If you know the one I mean......
Ohhhh, that one wink

yep, I get ya now lol

and : Earthy wrote:

how crap is that i cant think of 3 things i want

can I help you out with that? :rascal:

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17 Dec 2006

Quote by waynesworld
how would you feel if it was in your pub...Gl

hope that those who attended keep their gob shut so the place doesnt get a 'reputation' or attract too much local attention which might blow it for next time? dunno

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17 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
...So may I apply as your trainee hunk?

sounds good to me
whip

:lol2:

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16 Dec 2006

cold this evening, isnt it ?
:rascal:
where are all the newbie nips??? :bounce: :bounce:

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16 Dec 2006

oooo well, the girlies bit was easy peasy :twisted: .... but I'm not too good with the guy thing so, I have two vacancies for the position of Dark's official hunk :shock: dunno

and am happy to take formal applications :idea:
all suitable pics to the pm box please lol

successful Darkfire's Hunks will be revealed forthwith lol

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16 Dec 2006

Quote by felixx1416
i want darkfire and chaotic spirit as my pin ups if its ok

are you on suicide watch? :shock:
rotflmao

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16 Dec 2006

I actually dont like the whole phone call thing ......yes its necessary of course, but talking bollox to someone i havent met for the sake of proving I'm fem and genuine etc etc feelstoo much like a 'test' (and me 'testing' them too).
If its someone I havent met I'm also 'cagey' about what details i give out, even in general chit chat, which in turn makes me sound dodgy lol

I just dont get that 'click' with people over the phone, and I hate awkward silences so, much prefer to meet face to face and take the risk of them not turning up ....or....only arranging to meet someone I've met socially already dunno

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16 Dec 2006

stay away from the Grouse an you'll be fine :thumbup:

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16 Dec 2006

I wish I could ..............plaster
its diving me mad - i want to re-decorate right through after Xmas, but the walls are so bad here every one in the house has lumps bumps and fookin great big cracks in them rolleyes

Office has been decor-less for 6 months cos it needs a re-skim (and the few trial runs at plastering I've already had in there need removing redface

)

in fact, what I really wish I could do is drive a bulldozer :twisted:

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14 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
perhaps it depends on why she doesnt like you in the first place ?

I am not 'good enough' for her son sad

Twenty something years later and she still thinks I'm too common :eeek:
:idea: Ahaa!! solution !!
I'll pretend to be his new Mrs over Xmas then - she'll be welcoming you back with open arms by New Year! lol

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14 Dec 2006

Is it possible to make someone like you? dunno

perhaps it depends on why she doesnt like you in the first place ? but, sometimes arn't Mother in Laws just like that by nature? lol

last minute Xmas holiday deal, not including her? lol

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13 Dec 2006

No you're confused , Sarg livesin the retirement home! lol

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13 Dec 2006

Quote by loveblock
... swinging may solve my problem i dont feel anymore that i would be cheating...

oh np Sercher, I didnt miss this bit either wink

In response to that one, I think yes, Sercher's question was relevant in so much as while Loveblock might not feel anymore that it's cheating, many others here will see it as exactly that!
bloody hell, talk about going round in circles! lol

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13 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
so! do i take it you dont think my question to said gent was relivent to said gents post
and that you could give a honest opinion to said gent without this information?
:

are you asking me personally Sercher? dunno

as I read it, there was only one question posed in Loveblock's post, and that was this:

Quote by loveblock
i dont think im alone in this situation , and wondered how many other people turn to swinging to find human contact.?

On that basis , no, i dont think your question was relevant and yes, I could give an honest answer to the question because it would be based on what was actually asked, not on subsequently implied information.
Although it could be seen that Loveblock is trying to justify his actions (which never goes down well here) and anyone posting agreeing on the subject of 'neeeding human contact' may be interpreted as further backing up that 'justification', my point was not about any of that, but (for the 3rd time) specifically about you hinting on the forum info that had been given to you in pm.

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13 Dec 2006

what, that I talk bollox? :shock:
rotflmao

:thumbup:

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13 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
iv had my questian answered in pm
bet you cant guess

sorry Sercher hun, its got to be said - If you've had your question answered in pm, then it should remain in pm and not used in a subtle hint guessing game to which you've (allegedly) just given half the forum the answer.
bloody hell have a go at sercher nite is it rolleyes

not on my part, I am simply responding to a post in the thread..... but,

3/ insted of posting his answer to my question in public he chose to PM me
i didnt ask for this and told him he should put his answer in the thread as it is relevent to his post
4/ why PM the answer to me ? why not put it in public ? ( maybe he knew that wouldnt go down well and he would get "flamed" for it
IMHO
now go flame someone else you lot :kissmyarse: :grin:

the fact is, Loveblock pm'd you the answer to the question you posed - he chose to do that in private to you, and it is not for you to then give out the jist of that pm in the forum - if Loveblock wanted that info public, I'm sure he'd have given it in time... you just beat him to it.
And, you should know better than to think this is flaming.

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13 Dec 2006

Quote by sercher01
iv had my questian answered in pm
bet you cant guess

sorry Sercher hun, its got to be said - If you've had your question answered in pm, then it should remain in pm and not used in a subtle hint guessing game to which you've (allegedly) just given half the forum the answer.

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13 Dec 2006

at least 50% ! (but its probably alot higher, thinking about it redface

)
why? ..... well, the AUP for a start rotflmao

....
... but, primarily because by the time I've typed, read it and hit preview, the moment has gone, the thread's gone off topic, or 10 other people have responded in the meantime and my 'contribution' would probably just be repeating what's already been said dunno

...I realise the previous poster wont 'get' my sense of humour or post style and take it the wrong way, or, it just doesnt make sense to anyone but me :doh: lol

the one's that do reach the forum are, unfortunately, usually the one's where i'm either really interested in the topic & get all serious , or, I'm steaming mad, on one, or past the point of caring - the 'sod the preview button post it and be damned' type lol

(Or , I'll read it and envisage someone pulling out the 'pseudo-mod' card (:dry smile

and end up deleting it because I cant be arsed with gagging orders rolleyes

)
but, mostly I think I talk bollox and spare you lot the effort of reading it lol

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11 Dec 2006

Quote by hisandhers
two words TOUGH LOVE is all that works

Aaahhh if only it were that simple sad

some one once told me that when you realise that life is hard- then it can only get easier. Always sticks with me smile

or, when you hit rock bottom, the only way out is up! :thumbup:

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11 Dec 2006

I have a better idea - you can come and play barman for the evening, my wish is your command wink

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11 Dec 2006

Quote by
Assumed facts to date
1. three women working as prostitutes have been kill.
Other women in the same job have a right to know of the increased risk.
2. it has been a matter of day between killing.
This is not the normal pattern of a serial killer. The kill rate is far to high.
So.
It is important that the women are prostitutes. Putting it in the media may save lives. There is going to be another killing soon, if this is a real serial killer.

just to pick up on this (point 2) ( I know, I'm being pedantic, but if you're going to talk about behaviour patterns of serial killers, its important) - it hasnt been days between killings, its been 2 weeks (between the 1st and 2nd victim) but days between the findings of the bodies ..... so the pattern itself is 'credible' (yet still very intense) and the police may very well be dealing with a 'true' serial killer. I havent read details of the 3rd victim found yet, but the timeline will be interesting (I realise that may sound distateful to some people, I apologise in advance)
Unfortunately, while I agree that putting it in the media raises awareness, and at the moment the fear factor is keeping many women off the streets, its a bare fact that many street prostitutes haveto go out to work, and will do, thus increasing the liklihood it will happen again. :sad:
in edit : 4th woman now feared missing :
Jesus.

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11 Dec 2006

off-white? lol

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11 Dec 2006

Cybershine isnt here anymore Anais, her hubby had a bad accident and we havent seen her around since:sad: - not sure if anyone else is still in contact outside of here though dunno

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10 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
Sounds good. I would like to think I would go - it's a little far in advance for me to say 100%. But it would be great to see you all!

Oh this is a SOCIAL (not a munch) - I'm guessing I won't be welcomed (being a non-playing married single male and all that).
As a non-playing married single male and all that, you'd be welcome at both socials and Munches regardless ...because you're a regular/current & active member of the site. Its down to the organisers individual discretion (or should be) in each case, but proper socials on SH would not exclude you on the basis of your 'status' - only people's own attitude, past behaviour or 'brand-newbieness' does that wink

:idea: btw - Pete, have we got a date for this yet luv? dunno

:bounce: :bounce:

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8 Dec 2006

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8 Dec 2006

Chocolates, underwear in the wrong size rolleyes

, magazine subscriptions, flowers or potted plants, ornaments (esp china *shudders*) or CD's dunno

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8 Dec 2006

Quote by Dlep
It's the name of a friend of mine who died about ten years ago. We were born on the same day as me and we were very close. I do know that she would have loved sites like this one.....

Tatts like that one, those with a 'story' behind them are always the best, regardless of the actual design.... because they mean something more than 'tattoo' :thumbup:
and Davej.... :giggle:

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8 Dec 2006

what?

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8 Dec 2006

you havent seen my nips! :shock:
Jack, ffs, you let me down again didnt you smackbottom

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8 Dec 2006

Quote by Argt05
But, I would like to offer my services as a PMS Stress Ball if any of you feel like your'e going to Kill Some FU**ER, then come see me and RELEASE your'e anger on ARGT05 (patented) Stress Ball Busters.
F**K, what Am I saying.....

Ohhhhh!! :twisted: now, this sounds like an offer I cant refuse :bounce: :bounce:
nice one Argy Pargy :thumbup:

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