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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
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Quote by felixx1416
me not fussed but TLF (aka Mrs f) would have it pink :shock:

echoes the : :eeek: :scared: sentiment lol
How well do people perceive me?...
dunno, am kinda past caring to be honest - those who know me, know , those who dont, dare you come find out? lol :twisted:
like Sassy,
I'm just me, what you see is what you get, take me or leave me. The people I've met either like me or they don't and that's their choice.
:thumbup:
Quote by creampie123
she's gone in the shaower to cool down...the thought of baileys puored over her body got her all excited lol lol lol lol

good pic, isnt it lol
- for the 'yes please' factor, that one gets my vote everytime! ........................:lickface:
there's a very special Making Cocoa, but she's not around tonight, sorry!
but, my way : in a pan with a whisk, bring to boil and add sugar while still on the heat, all milk, no water, and a tot of something in the mug for good measure :thumbup:
:thumbup: , see, you just wern't doing it right. Thankyou SH, you oracle of tips and knowledge you lol
Quote by Drewxcore
Is it time to get the mint Baileys out yet? :rascal:

I tried Mint Baileys a couple of weeks ago and i thought it was rank, i drank tequilla out of the bottle(most of the bottle dissapeared down my throat) that night and that tasted nicer!
ahhh, but there's a special way of drinking mint baileys around here hun wink
(you have no idea how much searching I've just done for that pic lol)
Creampie asked:
is there a specail time for it to come out

hell yes, whenever you're ready :rascal: :twisted: (see above lol)
Quote by Argt05
Hmmm, me thinking.. oww that hurt. DF, not a bitch.
DF my lovely friend
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smile smile smile

can someone get rid of this please lol
go on, shoo
Quote by Shireen
I will have a gottle of geer please biggrin :lol2:

rotflmao coming right up, extra chilled lol
Open, if you're drinking with my mate Jack, you can come sit next to me :thumbup:
oh shite, u said you were already nervous didnt you .... oh well lol *pats seat* :rascal:
Quote by Shireen
Darkfire I am going to join you in the sad corner as I am home and Steve is at the munch :cry: :cry: :cry:
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we really do need to sort out an SH Creche facility :giggle:
what can I get you Shireen?
:shock: Christ, i didnt notice that !
nowt to be proud of in my case Creampie , at least 90% of those posts are me coming across as a complete bitch rotflmao
ahh well, bottoms up! drinkies
Seeing as half the bloody site is out munching tonight, can we have a little virtual mini-munch right here for us sad fookers who couldnt make it to the real one?
I'll start..... drinkies, now, what's the theme? dunno
people get cold feet, bottle it, have last minute nerves...
babysitters dont show up...relatives decide to visit unannounced....
I could list 100 reasons why people might not show up ....
then there's the 'get off on thinking/talking about it' type, who dont actually need the meet itself ....
I think sometimes its far too easy to brand someone a timewaster - and sometimes before doing so, it might be worth questioning yourself whythey've pulled out - maybe they've decided you're just not for them or something doesnt feel 100% right.... or maybe he/she/ they are simply having last minute cold feet dunno - me personally, I'd rather someone pull out, than go ahead and meet me for the sake of it dunno I'd also rather read that someone has been 'stood up' than have a post up here tomorrow about how someone went ahead with a meet they wern't 100% about because it was 'expected' of them and they didnt want to be branded a timewaster dunno
Quote by Shireen
( Shireen......did you hear that?......the LAST of my pressies :smug: )

:lol2: I have been out to get a load of christmas pressies as well.... Almost everyone is getting Lush :giggle::
ohhh, but good choice Shireen lol :thumbup:
(only problem is, you'll end up re-buying another lot of presents and keeping the Lush stuff for yourself, I do :giggle: )
This year I think I'm going for the Traditional & Tasteful look - when I can be arsed, I make my own decorations - ivy garlands etc I dont 'do' multi-coloured lights, they have to be white ones and I hate those tacky foil ceiling things *shudders* and we dont do anything outdoors because it gets nicked rolleyes
Question : how old were everyone's kids when they discovered Santa isnt real?
I think this year may well be our house's last for the whole 'believeing in Santa' thing, she's 7 now so I might go a bit overboard this time wink
in edit - i'm still not in the festive spirit, another trip to J28 for 'real snow fall at 6pm' is required I think - anyone local with small children, pm me, because it's fantastic for kids :thumbup:
Have a good one y'all :thumbup: I'm not even gonna bother logging in tomorrow cos I have a feeling the Thankyou thread is gonna be a good one lol
:sad: rolleyes
Quote by Mallock2006
Sheddy you are such an arse at times.

Alas he doesnt have the monopoly on that particular skill.....:P:

no you're right, he doesnt rotflmao
Quote by varca
In Edit: Just remembered after I sent it that THOSE pics are not on there lol, considered too risque according to the AUP so I'll have to send em privately lol

risque private viewing you say? :rascal: fook me :twisted: you, sweetheart, have a pm lol
Sheddy you are such an arse at times.
As for a debate, as far as I'm concerned I'm not looking for one - I raised a valid point though in response to another post - and I'm afraid that however lighthearted you want this thread to be, telling people to fuck off in it isnt going to help your cause.
Love it, thanks - in the right situation with someone with the 'right' attitude
Quote by dekntan
dunno since when could the homeless be fussy whip bolt

since being homeless doesnt mean people have any less principals than the rest of us? dunno
What if..right, what if we were taken over by aliens and they wanted to kill the male population so they could breed with the females,but......right...........but the females had to execute you and you could choose your death, what would it be?

I'm sorry, I lost the plot at the aliens bit lol
and you lot thinkI'm a frootloop :shock:
loon
On the 5th day of hols my true love sent to me Anal, and a very sor-rre ring :shock: four sexy words, three french kisses, two pery looks and a surprise shag in a pear tree

rotflmao rotflmao Missy
What a brilliant thread :thumbup:
I absolutely adore coal fires, miss them so much, and my childhood is not dissimilar to yours Lissa, minus the trees cos I hate heights redface lol
making homemeade pastry age 3 and licking raw cake mixure off the spoon .... OMG fireside toast and dripping :inlove: and making my Dad his hometime tea in a pint mug, kept warm with a 'mug-cosy' I kinitted with my Gran til he got in :smitten:
snowmen the entire street built together, none of this 'our snowman's better than your snowman' shite rolleyes
The lamb I hand-reared with formula milk, and having peacocks as pets :shock:
The bogey-man that looked like Raggety from Rupert the bear and lived behind the polystyrene ceiling tiles in my bedroom :scared:
did I mention coal fires? :inlove: