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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Ahhhhh :thumbup: the glue recipe worked ! taaadaaa lol
Is the list going up on page 1 Kaz?
Quote by Mal
Starter for ten!!!

Mal
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:bounce: :bounce: fab! well done Mal :thumbup:
and no, I didnt mean post chilly willy pics in the forum :shock: I just want you blokes to go outside and freeze ya bollocks off for my sick entertainment, no pics necessary rotflmao
Quote by DeviousLiasons
We guess it all depends on what you drive.... in a fiesta it may take you two or three attempts to get over your ex, but if you could borrow a tank from an army mate, it would take no time at all!

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by 36openminded
Won't my nips look the same freezing cold as they do normally? confused
no, I'd imagine they get hard and erect much the same as ours do, they just dont get as big dunno - post the pics and lets find out - all in the name of research you see wink
Nobody in their right mind wants to see small blue willies. :shock:
I think we can safely put that idea behind us... cool
At no point did I ever say I was in my right mind :twisted: sounds fun, actually :thumbup:
Quote by Pete_sw
BUMP
(Well I can't take part cos I ain't a girlie wiv big nipples so at least I can be of some use)
bolt

Yup - this was a damn good thread!
But watch out HornyBear - there was talk of us men going out in the cold too! :shock:
:shock: :shock:
<<<< runs off to eBay to search for a magnifying camera lense rolleyes
Mr Dark's the only bloke so far who's braved the cold and got his nips out for the ladies, you lot are slacking lol
lets face it, chilly willies just dont have the same effect :scared: :giggle:
not sure if I'm more :shock: than oh ffs! atm, but I just got a pm from a single bloke :eek:
these days its unheard of, I simply dont get them anymore, I thought I'd mastered it.... so I'm a bit gobsmacked that this one has bothered to look at my profile & comment on the pic...... and THEN says I'm a single bloke looking for 1:1 .
ffs. lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
wouldnt worry about that luv, we're all tarts around here lol
tarts with class innit! biggrin
rotflmao rotflmao oooo i've missed you!
Quote by hisandhers
Hiya hun long time no see. Wots ya tipple? Really missed this place

and where the bloody hell do you think you've been smackbottom
dont do it again lol
good to see you back wave
Quote by CarrieAnn


OMG, curves worship

I'm thinking of wearing this to the Notts Munch although I've said that about several outfits now lol Perhaps I should bring them all, try them on and let you decide :twisted:
deal :thumbup:
Sarah are you still up for this vodka-jelly and outfit room party at yours or have I got to book something sharpish? lol
Quote by CarrieAnn
Darkfire - you offering????
CA x

possibly after the next one...... when I have walls that have plaster on them and luxurious things like carpets: giggle:
its cold and its dark again :rascal: ........... the stragglers must have retieved batteries/ cameras by now? dunno
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Frecklebird

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bolt

dunno
Fab idea about the tour hun :thumbup:
Next stop Derbyshire???????????? worship
I think i know what it is..... i'm just going to emjoy DB giggling like a girl and getting all hot under the collar while he attempts to expain it for the masses lol
I cant do number 1, someone would get squashed rotflmao, 2 is dooable though :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
(but I'd forego number three for a Double deck pussy fuck)

explain 'double deck pussy fuck' ..... dunno
please :twisted:
How pissed am I that I missed all this?
go on, take a guess .....

OMG, curves worship
Quote by PoloLady
Good God! :shock:
Forumites with photo ads.... has the world gone mad? confused Possibly lol
Isn't it all about socials and post-counts and getting yourself known confused Only for those who view it that way wink
Aren't photo ads a waste of time and only used by the 'quick-shag' types confused my personal oppinion, generally yes - stand-alone ads dont work. Ads written by people you can become 'familiar with' through the forum/ socials etc, do.
lol
Quote by essex34m
your comfort is most important to me, so im waiting for the invite to YOUR home

oh! he's such a gent :shock:
Essex, would you like to come over to mine?
fuck me, it works too :shock: wink
When I do have an 'ad'. I write it very much as a 'this is me' type thing - a profile in effect, just longer and more detailed than the literal profile .............. and as its in the ads section, people either respond to it or they dont dunno suits me, and it works - I dont get many 'direct responses' to the ad itself, but I do tend to get pm's that say 'oooo I dint realise that..... would you like to.....' :thumbup:
@bounce: :bounce: :bounce: whoooooo hooooooooooooooo :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
hurry up ffs! :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
They'll be saying we go to bingo next ! :shock:

you went to Bingo? :shock:
ffs you should have siad, if I'd have known Bingo was on the cards I'd definately have dropped everything and been there rolleyes
lol
(p.s, any advance dates for next time yet?)