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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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I think I do kiss in accordance to how someone kisses me......jumping on someone and kissing them with passion isnt best appropriate when they only give you a 'lip smooch' lol
Similarly, I'd say dont come slobbering all over my face when what I was offering was a 'hello kiss' rotflmao
but in terms of which type.... its passion all the way for me :twisted:
i'm sure it'd be hilarious :dry:
now answer the bloody question or you're getting sod all from me this year lol
Quote by goose35
2) Satnav

to make getting to Munches easier? lol That's why I want one, no more selloptaping directions to my steering wheel lol
I dont 'do' gadgets usually, but this one is mt 'must-have' :thumbup:
Here ya go, a thread for everyone to have a post on! biggrin
I think its been done recently, and we've had similar with the Not So Secret Santa thread.... but, I'm a nosey cow and its a good opportunity to (a) join in on the forum and (b) drop a few subtle hints about your Xmas wish list in the hope that your other half/ friends from SH read this lol
( aka - i'm stuck for ideas for what to get poeple so i came up with this plan lol - also gives folk an idea about 'you' wink)
Be interesting to see what the most 'popular' presents are this year & the things you might consider a 'luxury' as opposed to something you might pop out and get for yourself ..... (:notes: to self - its just shopping Dark, keep it simple ffs! lol)
So....What's yourtop 3 'wants' for Xmas?
mine:
1) Satnav
2) Cartier Le Baiser Du Dragon perfume
3) Lush stuff - preferably Icon (rocking horse poo) or Karma but anything will do please lol
4) an ostrich feather lampshade (ok, so that's 4, but I'm allowed to cheat cos its my thread rotflmao )
its not a competition....... unless folk want it to be dunno ..... if I'd have thought about it properly we could have done 'paps get prizes' (or something equally daft :giggle: )
where are all the newbies? I want newbie nips :bounce: :bounce:
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it's just not cold enough for us to get anywhere near the leader board.....

That is such a cop-out!! smackbottom I did say participants could cheat wink lol
:bounce: :bounce: Gooo Shireen!
and
Here dark...have a flower to show I'm sorry!!! :rose:

flowers :shock:.... just get ya tits out again luv and we'll forget all about it rotflmao
Creampie try this hun :thumbup: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
you need to upload your pic to photobucket or imageshack (seeabove) then copy & paste the url you create into your post wink
p.s - forgot to say, dont forget to re-size your pic (photobucket now has a click button to do this automatic to thumbnail size, you'll see it on the screen) otherwise you'll end up making the SH page 3 miles wide lol
rotflmao Lissa I wantthat pic :bounce: :bounce: do you have one in a dog version? lol
to save you the effort of 51 pages - the 'V' word is not 'open to discussion' or likely to happen, ever, because its too open to abuse....
one quick example : you arrange to meet a couple/ single/ whatever....and they turn out to not be your cup of tea for whatever reason...... you call the meet off....they 'V' you as a timewaster...... bye bye credibility wave - and my personal feeling on this is that there are far too many people here (on the site as a whole) who just dont 'get it' - and i certainly dont want one of them 'rating' me/ you/ anyone else wink Hope that helps :thumbup:
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........otherwise i'm going to hijack the thread and talk about my (new!) bum fetish...........
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oh no you're bloody not - took alot of effort did this thread :dry:
rotflmao
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I tell you what as a compromise I'll make them erect a more fun way and then find some christmas decorations to hang off 'em wink lol

there's another thread somewhere for the decorations isnt there..... must ressurect that tomoz and find something that resembles decorations cos mine are in the loft, and staying in the loft for at least another 3 weeks! :giggle:
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I've only had time to do 3 lots today and they are:
Blackcurrant jelly, organe jelly and lemon and lime jelly each with a serving of the following:
Gin, amaretto, jamesons, bacardi, malibu and vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:shock:
make sure you're on the invite list of anything I'm organising or going to CA, I like you alot lol
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(We need a "hangs head in shame" smileycon - I've left the camera in the truck. )
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smackbottom rolleyes lol typical

bleedin'ell it is cold tonight :shock:
we've just pissed ourselves laughing doing this outside, moment completely ruined by the fact I'm a techie numpty with a tatt and everyone else managed to post theirs before I did !! redface
next :twisted:
:idea: If any newbies want to join in...feel free! - if you're not sure how to post pics, this is your bible :thumbup:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
rotflmao
even Mr Dark is playing this time :twisted: :thumbup:

need to blur a tatt out, pm en route Celery worship
I'm bored - so, me thinks on top of the festive sigs and lovely warm GFZ , we need a challenge thread :rascal:
Its fecking freezing outside, so I propose a freeze your tits off challenge :bounce: :bounce: - with inspiration from Dawnies 'nips that could cut glass' avatar , I Darkfire hereby challenge SH members to treat the current weather with the contempt it deserves & make use of those cameras for fun :twisted:
Rules: all participants are required to vacate the warmth and cosiness of thier seats and go outside, topless. Here, your nipples will turn into chapel hat pegs (cheating by tweaking, sucking and other means of stimulus are definately allowed :twisted: - but has to be done outdoors ) and you are to take a photograph and post it on the forum for the general entetainment of others :thumbup:
rotflmao
back in a min ...... this is gonna do my cough no fookin good at all.............and boredom makes me do incredibly stupid things .... bolt
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do you mind if I join you DF... I have my glenmorangie ready....
oh and some chocolate and a few crisps....
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not at all Splendid kiss
and Felixx, can I not tempt you into something a little stronger?
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Hey up!!!
Whats happenin' in here tonight? biggrin
Fee
XX

wave
just relaxing with my mate Jack til more people start arriving wink
can I get you anything? :rascal:
We're common Derbyshire - we're each other's 'duck' lol
Other than that I'm Bitch and he's Spoon / Spanner dunno
you daft Spoon, what'd'ya do that for duck ? rotflmao
A large JD with ice please bartender, I'm in for the long haul tonight :thumbup:
i'm going to bed, i'm on pink overload and cant cope lol
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom Gem lol , not exactly punishment though is it :twisted:
It aint gonna happen Lissa :sad: she likes pink :shock: everything is fookin pink - there's no way I'm riding out with anyone on a pink bike, daughter or not lol
imagine it, with playboy decals too
Ohhh the shame redface
edit : actually, i quite like the idea of a black one with pink Playboy decal ....but that'd be mine, not hers :giggle:
motorbikes I can handle - there's no way she's having one
before I do lol
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never mind the logging in on eath other's accounts issue Sheddy....
that's possibly the crappest piece of advice I've ever seen dished out on the forum, knowing full well the consequences of following it confused