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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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exactly!!
I think i might relent and go for the shocking pink room with neon bunny lights rotflmao
Thanks for all the input and replies folks kiss
she's agreed to compromise....
if she cant have a Playboy bedroom, she wants a horse instead
:scared:
You are well advised to book your hotel NOW folks, dont leave this til the last minute because they're already filling up fast :thumbup:
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I'm just waiting for the thigh boot suggestion, which seems to be a bit of a craze at the moment...........

:scared:
we;ve already progressed from 'proper' Clarkes shoes to wedge heeled suede knee boots at £50 a pair :shock: I dont think i can take much more :shock:
God, parenthood is crap isnt it lol
I'm off to get the pen set (so she can take it to school and have playboy pens like her mates and not be left out...but they're 'subtle' enough to be (borderline) acceptable...... she isnt getting the 'bedroom', I'm just not cool with that at all :sad: and yep Blue I agree, £20 for a cushion just isnt happening lol
i'm still pissed that this stuff is aimed at kids though, there's something just not right about that mad
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If it helps I'm being a cow to my seven year old too wink I have refused to buy her any playboy stuff. My stance is that she can have pink and fluffy without having that particular brand associated with it. I don't do brands and labels fullstop to be honest

:thumbup: - see this is the other bit of my gripe about this - she can by all means have the pink fluffy girly stuff that's half the price without the damn bunny logo....... because I REALLY begrudge paying stupid money for a logo (£20 for a cushion :shock: and £30 for a 'barstool' type chair when I can get EXACTLY the same thing in Ikea for a fiver, it just doesnt have the bunny on it rolleyes)
I really dislike the fact they're marketing this stuff at children (teenagers I supose but to me that's worse - impressionable young girls & their parents endorsing 'Playboy' as a brand ..... when the kids who are wearing/ owning this stuff have no idea about what the logo 'means' (if it means anything at all - maybe its just me lol)
but...... I'm afraid I am the type of parent that, if she asks, she gets redface - i'm just not sure on this one because in my head its overpriced tack & its just not 'appropriate' dunno
quick one for you parents out there - Dark's having a dilemma lol
Daughter (age 7....... going on 17 rolleyes) has extended her Xmas list to include practically a mountain of 'Playboy' stuff rolleyes
what I would like to know, in your oppinion, is whether this brand is 'acceptable' or not for a child?
I'm having a little issue in my head as to wether its 'just a brand ffs, get over it' or whether because its 'Playboy' she isnt getting any! I really dont know dunno
There's a massive range of stuff being marketed at 'girlies' - what she's seeing as 'pink', 'bunny' and 'trendy'..... from hot water bottle covers to hair straighteners to quilt covers - she wants a 'Playboy bedroom' with all the trimmings :shock: and I see an overpriced pile of logo shite unfortunately associated with things a parent of a 7 year old girl shouldnt be endorsing confused
your views please - I have to shop today lol
edited to add - p.s - apparently "all my friends are getting Playboy gear this year Mum, you're just being a cow" :shock:
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Timmy Mallet launches his latest foray into the world of pop music with his new russian boy band 'Take Thatski'
(featuring the lovechild of Dino & Devon1, pictured right)

rotflmao rotflmao Meaty you crack me up you do :thumbup: rotflmao rotflmao
Join the club hun!!!!! (it wasnt me lol)
I've had it for 4 weeks now, one thing on top of another & currently on day 6 of having lost my voice and I'm thoroughly pissed off with it . Feel like shite and really all I want to do is curl up in bed and sleep for a year.... but, Xmas is only days away, I cant afford time off work even though I cant physically do my job because I cant talk and look/ feel like I've been run over by a truck rolleyes
I'm up every hour or so coughing my guts up so sleep isnt happening, my ribs hurt like hell and i havent had a fag in days - which I'm sure is making it worse! :shock:
what do i do to feel better? JD in hot milk sweetened with honey, and moan about it on here of course lol
and stop it with all that pink fluff shite Cocoa lol I'll have to fetch the disinfectant if any more of it gets airbourne rotflmao
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Expect some visitors but I'd be very surprised if any of them will be seeking asylum :twisted:

bloody tourists lol
I'm aware that many people use two sites, myself included, so to clarify, I'm directing this at those who openly 'pledge allegiance' elsewhere and ordinarily slate SH and all who sail in her in favour of their own 'home'......
yet its funny how this one is good enough when 'yours' is on its arse confused
Regardless of which site we use, we're part of the same community so it really shouldnt matter ....... but comments like the above really piss me off.
well if its real, and he was awake, can someone pass him my number please lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/91854.html
right here sweetie wink
Ooooo I've seen that one before ..... or one incredibly similar I thought was a snake ...
its feckin awsome :inlove: - i think its body paint though :sad:
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Asda have loads of patterned ones at the moment.

Not been to Asda in ages, I will now though :thumbup:
for plain black ones with gorgeous wide-lace tops, try Peacocks - they're cheap and cheerful at £3 a pair .....no major purse-ache if they get laddered etc, and they fit my thighs :thumbup:
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I know nothing me

awwww bless ya :therethere:
I'm actually enjoying the novelty of someone attempting to banter/flirt with me, so, for your efforts, you have a pm :twisted:
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Hold-ups biggrin

(*** makes note... bigpaul won't find my hold-up sexy, so should be scrubbed from any potential list) lol

:thumbup: rotflmao
since when the fook do 1%ers ride sports bikes? loon
and besides which, you have no idea what you're doing do you rotflmao
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I think Darkfire's machine looks awesome.

omg that's not my bike redface I wish it were of course, but the Harley custom was to illustrate my idea of a 'proper' bike . I'm far to practical and boring in me old age to own a machine like that - best I can manage at the mo is a rust bucket of a Ford Escort :cry:
but if any 1%ers out there need a pillion ..... worship I'm up for a ride out/ biker meet/ machine social, and I'd accept a single guy too :shock: