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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 50
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
On the other hand, there are times I like to be thrown onto the bed/ face against a wall (outdoors even better :twisted: ) or over the kitchen table, my pants ripped off and fucked to within an inch of my sanity and it is one of the most erotic things I've experienced :twisted:

:thumbup: :twisted: :twisted: ohhh i'm hearing you Sassy!
and a fab example of the sub being the one who's ultimately in control wink
rotflmao I'm going to let you off with that one, purely cos your just trying so hard lol
i'd rather slide down a razorblade banister using my left nut as a brake than straddle that monstrosity!!

rotflmao rotflmao
tell you what, you take me for a ride and vice versa, see who comes first?

sweetie there's pills you can take to relieve suicidal tendancies you know wink rotflmao
Ohhhhhhh jap crap lol
no no sweetie, this is a bike:
now imagine my leather-clad biker bitch butt straddled over that and weep rotflmao
men in leathers?? i saw the title and passed out, does that give ya a clue lol
but sexkitten's right - not just any man....or bike for that matter lol
lol you just knew that was gonna get picked up on didnt you
a very good example of what I meant by 'activities' actually wink
65 views and no posts??? :shock: oh bugger it then, i'll go first lol
Hiya Abi
I dunno if it actually classes as a 'fetish' but I've heard and seen plenty about guyswho find a pregnant fem a massive turn-on.... but going by your profile guys dont feature on your wish-list anyway.
I really dont know if its the same for women dunno I think pregnant women are incredibly beautiful generally - its very 'womanly' and natural (obviously lol - but I mean in an 'attractiveness' way) , but for me personally, its not a sexual thing, its an 'awww shes gonna be a mommy' thing .....in fact, its more of a turn-off to be honest, but I cant speak for others.
As for how you would be recieved in a club dunno i have no idea - this isnt very openminded of me at all but I think, for me, it would depend entirely on your 'activities' ... and i'm afraid i'd be more inclined to feel the need to 'look after' you than have you sitting on my face lol
you did ask! redface
Quote by The Muttleys
oh -stick me down as a door bitch too hun wink

And me...............i'll be a bitch! rolleyes rolleyes
you already are lol.... Mine whip
:giggle:
Oh that's fab news Cali , well done both of you & Congrats Morb kiss
:thumbup:
Quote by earthchild

Lime & Lemon for the Yorks Munch me thinks, unless those who are pre-booking a portion have any special requests :twisted:

that you feed it to me
:twisted:
Earthy xx
:twisted: no spoon?
only if i can eat it from you too :lickface:
again, so people dont get confused -
this is a Munch/ mini munch : http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
anything at someone's private house/ hotel room/ similar venue is a private party, and should be described as such so people dont get any false expectations of what they're agreeing to turn up to. wink
Quote by CarrieAnn
I'm with you on feeding them to other people but I would imagine that they'd take the lining of your throat off!!!
CA x

No No sweetie, thats only the one's I add 2 pinches of belladonna and a dash of hydrochloric acid to biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
- and feeding them to other people :twisted:

thats the best bit :bounce: :bounce:
and not necessarily with a spoon : twisted:
Quote by CarrieAnn
I really like godfathers (JD, Amaretto n coke)
CA x

ooooooo that sounds gooood biggrin
Quote by Sarah
I had best get the champagne and mint baileys ready
:P

someone post that Baileys pic and I'll get reeeeally excited!!! :bounce: :bounce:
fuck meee, munch fever , i like it lol
Quote by CarrieAnn
What's Gold Strike??
Am I just being really dumb now??
CA x

Its a brand - i thought it was tequila but i'm not 100% sure if it is lol - i dont ask questions I just drink it rotflmao It has gold 'bits' in it.
there's another Gold Strike made by Bols but I've never seen it on sale in shops here only in cockail bars and its rumoured to be 100% proof :bounce: :bounce: dunno
Sarah, can I book a place for the room party please worship
CA it definately doesnt work with JD :sad: just ends up sloppy and wont set dunno - plus, JD was never designed to have fruit flavours added to it lol best left alone, or over ice in a glass that one wink
would you like to share one or two with me when I hijack you? :twisted: lol
birthday jelly for SH girlies needs sparkles......
i'm thinking Gold Strike ..... :twisted:
Quote by CarrieAnn
I'm not at the Yorks Munch but am hoping that a couple of spaces become available so that we can go to Notts Munch. I'll do some for you if you're going to that though kiss
If we can go to the Notts Munch, I can see me starting a VJ request list :giggle:
CA x

:giggle: well, i'm not staying over for Notts as its local enough to go home, so havent planned the usual room party & vodka jelly etc - so i'll just come hijack some of yours, any flavour will do lol
Oooooo birthday vodka jelly :bounce: :bounce:
omg :idea: , on the offchance do you like tequila?
Orange flavour crystals work best I've found - but then I dont put any water in mine, so needs something that disolves in next to nothing lol
Lime & Lemon for the Yorks Munch me thinks, unless those who are pre-booking a portion have any special requests :twisted:
Quote by RedHot
I'm not really sure why you would find it un-nerving dunno

depends who's looking I supose...... I know I've looked a Varca's profile alot redface so that would explain the nerves rotflmao
Quote by dambuster
I have a couple of ideas innocent

oh? :twisted:
i'm all ears
Quote by Sarah
You can only make vodka jelly if you are having a party. :P
SH rule section 2 sub section a1c appendix 2, now you have read that, havent you???
So I take it the party is at yours :P

:jagsatwork: Sarah is right, vodka jelly is only for consumption with others in a party-type atmosphere
will it keep til next week when I'm better? :cry:
:bounce: :bounce: I wanna play :bounce: :bounce:
:idea: but i'm only 15 miles down the road anyway and dont fookin travel anywhere, so, that's bolloxed that idea already rolleyes
find me something else to do .....
:rascal:
rotflmao