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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
0 miles · Greater London

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I think I'll leave the Meaty Moment to the twin peaks and abseil southwards Varca :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
I wouldn't have a clue, I'm always too busy trying to get my hands on your tits to notice rotflmao

quoted, saved and backed up to 3 different files, just for future info :lol2:
Sod that Binxy - ring WestwardBound direct and organise the dungeon apartment yourself for alot less than that wink
Actually, there's one or two scenarios in the stories section I'd love to recreate for myself :twisted:
so perhaps now is the time to let me know (in pm) if its ever crossed your mind that you'd like to play with me (details irrelevant at this stage - male/female/ couple - you either do, or you dont...the only stipulation is that I know, or know of you, from here lol)
pm box is open :rascal:
as for my forte? I think that'd be fem:fem play and a dominant streak which means I that I get a kick out of turning straight women bi.... though I havent attempted it with Dawnie yet rotflmao wink
Quote by varca
How many of us would spend 4K on a watch? To be honest with so many lookilikee copies out there, is it really worth it as I for one would not know the difference dunno

4K on a watch??? :shock:
thats....almost a deposit for a house...or a small car...or a very significant holiday...or a new kitchen :shock:
aside from the sheer waste of money, I'd be scared to death of losing something so valuable :scared:
but to wear it round a wrist as some kind of 'look at me' statement just says he's probably overcompensating for something else that's lacking in life :dunno:
Quote by Dave__Notts

Prisoners are allowed to smoke because a prison is classed as their home, anyone is allowed to smoke inside their home within the legislation.

But isnt a prison also a place of work confused
Prison is a place of work......therefore the prison officers can not smoke inside a building. However, for the prisoners it is their home so they can smoke.
I'd imagine then, that smoking will be allowed in cells, not landings/worshops/canteen or communal areas dunno (personal interest, sorry lol)
This exemption also applies to designated hotel bedrooms. You can still smoke in them as they are classed as a temporary residence. Next munch is being held in Room 101 of the local Travelodge :lol:
Dave_Notts

ahhhhhhh now that is good to know :thumbup: So, I can still hook up with me pals in the hotel bedroom :rascal:, I just dont go to the venue itself unless there's a discreet outdoor area where us smokers will congregate and get to know each other better - and probably strike up more conversation with people than inside biggrin :lol:
Quote by steff35
Oh Dave & Alex............how come ive only just found this out sad

because you havent been paying attention?? dunno
the thread's been running over a fortnight! :doh:
No Essex, the link we're talking about was a direct link (in the 'shopping' section, where the 2 red 'new!' signs are now for fun toys and lingerie wink
Martin -
Quote by Martin_M
...I had seen the gift idea in London and thought it was a good idea as there was some fun stuff that you could do. smile
I did not check every page of content on the site, nor have I on the Lingerie and Toys one. I have spoken to the owner of the Adult adventures site and we will see if we can remove or edit certain pages from their site from view from people who get there from this site.
Anyone who knows us knows we dont knowingly support escorts, paid sex, etc etc. I need someone to PM me and tell me what pages to get removed. I dont swing so I am not aware of the problems you just pointed out. I was acting in good faith with this site, there is some good stuff on there so lets just get it clear what will cause problems and I will work something satisfactory out with the owner before putting the link back..
Is that reasonable biggrin

sounds reasonable-ish to me :thumbup:
I really really wish you lot up there in the ivory towers would do some consultation work down here amongst the 'people' before actually making the 'improvements'. Everything you do affects 'us' and the way this all works - linking to a site you havent even fully checked out for yourselves let alone asked for oppinions on is just unacceptable really. We're just going over old ground again, because we had this conversation last time with the MissC issue and SHM.
The services offered by Adult Adventure are effectively escort services ffs - from 'foreplay tips' to 'dungeon experiences', 'make your own porno (and hire an actor)' and 'escorted visits to swingers clubs'.
Imo there's a huge difference between that & linking to an online store that sells vibrators.
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ooh I don't know, some people could be onto a nice little earner here.
Can't we change the title of the thread to "Pimp My Member" and recommend other peoples' talents? lol
Disclaimer: We don't have a sarcasm emoticon

:lol: they will be if they start signing up to work for in addition to SHM.
no sarcasm emoticon here either.
eh :shock:
there was another post on here earlier :crazy:
and I take back what i said about staying sober :doh: I feel the need to drink! drinkies
Quote by Martin_M
Should also have a day in SH towers for those who want to be verbally abused, or who are into BDSM wink

I quite fancy that, actually.
the strap-on-with-no-lube club annual outing hump
you'll love it biggrin
Levellers are just brilliant :thumbup:
and they're at Rock n Blues this year :bounce: :bounce:
although right now I'm fancying a bit of Billy Idol - Rebel Yell :lol2:
I think what I'm trying to say is, in a very roundabout way, "ffs! dont pay for it, its all here for free if you want it"
all you need to do is let people know :thumbup:
another example: Swinging Club for £265??? :shock:
sod that honey - I'll happily meet nice people who are new to clubs and want to experience one, I'll happily chaperone someone, with absolutely no strings attached or expectation to play, so they have soemone to sound it all out with, show them round etc - bleedin'ell, I'll even guard the feckin door while you play if that's what you felt comfy with - and I do it for free.
so, what about you? biggrin
all offers for no-fees fantasy fulfillment to the new thread please :twisted:
diary and pm box ready and waiting biggrin
Ok, so, I'm now treading the very thin line between what I feel is OK in my own head, and posting a thread that encourages people to give personal info & details about their experiences and sexual activities....so, if anyone wants to pm me their responses instead , please feel free biggrin (and no, I absolutely do not write for SHM :lol2smile
On the back of something I wrote earlier:
what I mean is.....for many people...who 'get it' and have met others socially etc....we would know (I assume) who to go to within the swinging community itself to obtain such experiences, for free, on the basis that it really would be mutual fun and sharing of experiences/interests
does that make sense? dunno
With a little research/chatting/discussion over coffee for example, I would know exactly who to appraoch here, within the community itself, for 'rope tying lessons for 2' or a 'supervised dungeon experience'.....I know who's clued up on such activities and would give me a fantastic, safe and fun experience, and who's a wannabe I wouldnt let near me with a piece of string let alone rope lol and to be honest I thought that was some of the point of the community :dunno: :lol:

what I want to know is, what's your forte? what could you offer others here in terms of swinging/sexual experience for free, that are being advertised elsewhere for a fee.
what particular things do you like, enjoy and perhaps are part of the reason you're here is because you'd like to meet others in order to fulfill your, or help them fulfill thier, fantasies?
I thinking particularly about those who, for example, practice Shibari. Is it something you actively look to, or would, given the right situation (and person) incorporate into your swinging activities?
I'm kinda avoiding going with the kidnap fantasy issue because we have been through that one (in effect) before, and imo it's not something anyone would seriously look to arrange, from a safety point of view, in a random LMU thread on a website - community or not :dunno:
- but if you have something to add, please do :thumbup:
if that made any sense at all, feel free to contribute :thumbup:
the Funky Chicken? lol
I hate you so much right now - Kelis
Beanfield - Levellers
Quote by PoloLady
What's more.....
Is THAT site getting a link to here? (I am guessing so)... so anyone googling to look for a site to pay for sexual fantasies will get a link to here :shock:
Won't they think they've struck it lucky when there are no hourly rates on the profiles confused

as it happens....

If you are looking for new swinging partners - check out our new adultadventures swinging contact site...

rolleyes it's not linked though...yet...but I hope to God that's not 'us'.
and if it isnt, why are we affiliated with a site that has its own swingers contact site? :crazy: (is it free? :idea: lol)
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Gooo Polo rotflmao
fook me, there's feathers everywhere in here! lol
Quote by Dawnie
What a pile of :censored:

Indeed.
Now, it'll either go one of two ways:
we'll see an explosion of similar requests in LMU or those who cant be arsed to put the effort into meeting and arranging the fantasy stuff for themselves here on the site will go flex their credit card over there :thumbup:
fucking bastard paysites.
We dont pay for sex, ffs, we're swingers!!