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1 Jun 2007

Ooo that came out all garbled didnt it :lol2:
what I mean is.....for many people...who 'get it' and have met others socially etc....we would know (I assume) who to go to within the swinging community itself to obtain such experiences, for free, on the basis that it really would be mutual fun and sharing of experiences/interests
does that make sense? dunno

dunno

With a little research/chatting/discussion over coffee for example, I would know exactly who to appraoch here, within the community itself, for 'rope tying lessons for 2' or a 'supervised dungeon experience'.....I know who's clued up on such activities and would give me a fantastic, safe and fun experience, and who's a wannabe I wouldnt let near me with a piece of string let alone rope lol

lol

and to be honest I thought that was some of the point of the community :dunno: :lol:
but then, we're all aware that things can go wrong, bad experiences, people with ulterior motives etc etc...so, I guess this affiliate company might offer someone here the opportunity to act out their desires (at a price) with as near to a guaranteed good time as is possible - maybe? :dunno:
I'm really not sure what to make of it yet to be honest - am going back for another look :lol:

1 Jun 2007

rotflmao

you and me both Kiss :giggle:

1 Jun 2007

:shock:
£799+ to act out a kidnap fantasy?
fuck me, I'm in the wrong job :lol2:
especially when I can post it in LMU and get it for free dunno

dunno

(in theory - how reliable would the respondees be? etc )
I guess my question then is: If you had the money and inclination, would you? (on the proviso that its an organised fantasy acted out by 'professionals' who can/will cater for your every whim ....but you pay for the priviledge.... or would you organise it yourself with people/friends you actually know (via LMU, private pm, whatever)?

31 May 2007

I wouldnt have the inclination to say all that lot mate, I'd hope I'd be preoccupied with biting the pillow and thinking of England lol

lol

31 May 2007

shhhhhh Lp, ffs!
round the back, 5 mins, double bubble, ok? wink

wink

31 May 2007

Quote by essex34m
As soon as college is over I am going to do whats been suggested here but within the UK, i want to see the best that my country has to offer. Its weird but the idea of going off and doing something like this scares the hell out of me.

Well at least you know Mr Essex will be giving you some money to help you (if he can get his cock out of the cat that is) lol

lol

dont be so sure!
i might move on to Hens next
No need sweetie, most of em with any sense have fucked off already - and it didnt take cash incentives confused

confused

31 May 2007

Quote by Mallock2006
But isnt a prison also a place of work

Oooo now that one will have far-reaching consquences :idea: - this is one area I'd be very very interested to hear about if anyone's in the know (by pm if dont want to make it public ) wink

wink

I'd imagine there will be some loophole or opt-out claus for prison staff dunno

dunno

....tobacco in prison is far more than just something you smoke, its currency. Quite how the ban will impact under the 'place of work' claus, I have no idea :shock:

31 May 2007

It is a bloody good catchphrase though :thumbup:
am just pissed that Polo came up with it first! lol

lol

I used to say 'fuck me like you mean it' rolleyes

rolleyes

but suddenly it just doesnt cut the mustard in comparison :lol:

31 May 2007

Quote by MikeC
the younguns on the show, are just a bunch of Airheads......
the screaching twins are doing my head in....i can still here there voice in my head screech "PINK PINK".....

:shock:
I missed the entry show surprised

surprised

ll: so havent seen anything yet ....but this alleged screeching about pink stuff basically just means I wont be watching at all! there's nothing grates on me more, I'll end up throwing the TV out the window redface

redface

31 May 2007

I dont think it needs a lock. The fact its still up there at the top of page 1 shows there's still interest in it wink

wink

it has been, so far, albeit dominated by several posters who have given very knowledgeable and reasonable discussion, a fab example of the bloody good thread where people can give their oppinion freely and not reduce it to a slanging-match. An enjoyable read, imo.
good stuff I say :thumbup: - and, while we;ve got a half-decent thread running, lets keep it lol

lol

some of your original post's questions have yet to be answered dunno

dunno

...and maybe there are more people out there who still wish to make comment on some of the other issues raised? - and if they dont, it'll simply slip down the page into oblivion :wink:
So.....

Quote by KnREssex
... how will it effect you,
will you give up?
will you only go to doggin site now?
will you like the ban no more smelly clothes etc?
will it effect the places you will go?

No I wont give up just because the Government has decided to place restrictions on my social life. I'll give up that instead. Cutting my nose of to spite my face? hell yes :lol: - but on principal, unless there's somewhere I can go to have a ciggie without having to (for example) stand outside a munch venue drawing attention to 'us', I dont go. Simple.
The money I'd have spent behind the bar will go toward something else and I'll associate with people who dont look on me or treat me like a social-leper. :thumbup:

30 May 2007

Quote by piercedJon
Right thats me done for the next month ;-)

it had better bloody not be Jon :dry:
its good to see you back :thumbup:

29 May 2007

Cant help with the Maple Syrup thing PK
but I've recently tried the 'magic soup' diet (eat special recipe homemade veg soup as much as possible for a week (breakfast, dinner & tea) and I can tell you right now I swear I'll never touch any variety of soup ever again silly

silly

uke:

lol

fair enough it worked...20lbs in 14 days, piled the lot back on again mind, but repeatedly eating the same thing day in day out does nothing long term but make you loathe the stuff with a passion :lol:

29 May 2007

Bollox

redface

I bet Royal Mail wont do compensation for lost/damaged goods either under the circumstances
now what am I suposed to do? :sad:
lol

lol

28 May 2007

Quote by essex34m
so whats the alternative?
Don't trust anybody, therefore having no friends, therefore having no life, therefore being lonely?
I have been down that road, and its not a good place to be, I have finally learned to trust people, and am trying my hardest not assume everyone is going to let me down, I have, in recent weeks, come to realise that I have friends I didnt realise that I had, its an awesome feeling, and one I wouldnt have had if I had carried on as I had

til one of em shits on you from a great height & renders all of that hard work on your part a complete fookin waste of time because it left you wide open to it, again dunno

dunno

I'm afraid I'd rather be billy no mates/keep everyone but the very select few at a reasonable distance than have mug written across my forehead anymore... but then I do have a natural knack of being a cold hearted bitch when necessary , cos it comes with practice & experience - and that's really quite a sad reflection on t'internet 'friendships' as a whole isnt it rolleyes

rolleyes

lol

28 May 2007

Poison
Alice Cooper

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 May 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I don't like being like this but it's sometimes easier not to trust than to risk getting hurt

Which also bothers me confused

confused

Why should I stop having good friendhips because I cast doubt all the time :?
because trusting someone who then turns out to be a bit of a snake makes you feel like a right twat, because (a) you didnt see it coming and (b) because your instinct let you down and (c) because your friendship is worth more than this... and that hurt and embarrassment then turns into caginess about ever getting involved in that level of friendship with anyone ever again...which in turn makes you standoffish and untrusting of everyone?
You shouldnt stop having friendships because you doubt people Dawnie, you stop having them because someone has given you reason to. I think its called self-preservation wink

wink

28 May 2007

:bounce: :bounce: not long now!
really looking forward to this, cos its a nice chilled out evening in excellent company biggrin

biggrin

and...... I'll be sober, cos I'm driving :shock:

28 May 2007

Oooooo!! bloody good point Varca!
addictive personalities, they're everywhere biggrin

biggrin

28 May 2007

I'm not a 'fan' to be honest, but I'll watch the first one or two to get an idea of who's in it and the different characters/ personalities - like, armchair people watching lol

lol

if there's no-one that grabs my attention, I'll just pretend BB doesnt exist, like I usually do :thumbup:

27 May 2007

Quote by puggz
Or are you two failing to acknowledge that she wants this too??????????

Not at all - which is why I acknowledge 'her' as the instigator dunno

dunno

I am however offering the opinion that the way you speak of your 'missus', sounds very much like not only is she the instigator, but as far as you're concerned, she's the bait, and you're offering that advice to someone hopeful of the same:

"let your missus work on him and get him going"

:dunno:

27 May 2007

Quote by puggz
Fact is if it works then its mind blowing I say go for it let your missus work on him and get him going even if it means he gets first dibs
steve

alright, I know the fem needs to be an equal decision-maker, or even the instigator etc in this process....but doesnt this smack of using your missus as bait?
I just see a difference between the fem 'being the instigator of a 3some' and 'being the bait in order to have one' dunno

dunno

and....this bit 'concerns' me a little:

We always used to have lads nights out when I was married and it wasn’t unusual for him to suggest this, so I agreed. Of course my plan is to say at the very last minute that my gf can make it and we’ll end up the three of us after all. I’ve booked a double room, with two double beds.

it just sounds too much like you're planning on setting him up :scared: - I've been on the recieving end of this before, twice, and I can tell you in aint nice, walking into a situation you thought was completely 'on the level' and then having the dawning realisation that they have in fact planned it all and set you up for their own gain confused

confused

Under those circumstances, I doubt the freindship will last long :sad:
just a thought worthy of consideration before you go ahead wink

wink

27 May 2007

Quote by alljustfun2001
On topic, sort of - The high street shoe shop chain Ravel has gone bust and is selling all stock at stupid prices, but get in quick.
Chris x

:thumbup:
just checked, and it applies to their online site too :bounce: :bounce:
pink & black zebra print stiletto knee boots, £10 :shock:

27 May 2007

Mr Daniels is no longer my mate lol

lol

No true friend would ever put in a late appearance at stupid o'clock after I've already played with Miss Grenache and Miss Velvet and then decide its a good idea to get out half-pint glasses for the fun of it confused

confused

in fact, he's so far down my 'want to associate with' list, he's in fear of dropping off the face of the earth. Even Mr and Mrs Kidney have turned against him today :lol: :kick:

27 May 2007

Quote by shark
... make me look rather err... well, y'know, ummm.. more than a little bit... errrr.... something other than straight if you get my drift......
Its a bit of a problem when yer butt is too close to the ground (stumpy git!)and you have a shaved head and a goatee!!

:giggle: that made me laugh, because its so...true lol

lol

thanks :lol:
personally, I dont think blokes generally need to 'dress up' wheras women can get away with virtually anything :lol: I cant actually think of anything clothing-wise (on blokes) that really turns me on & doesnt look completely camp :lol: dunno

dunno

a good pair of fitted black boxers seems to pop into my head and that's about it :lol: white towels on tanned skin...high quality tight fitting Tshirt and light coloured loose-fit jeans if you've got a butt to die for (otherwise dont bother :lol smile

smile

.. or full on uniforms - but its not likely you'll be wanting to wear that at Hedo :dunno:
sorry Sharky, I'm stumped :lol:

27 May 2007

I could have murdered a bacon cob and coffee at about 7am....instead i chose to sip ice water in a crumpled heap on the floor where I was discovered by Mr Dark who promptly pissed himself laughing at me and went back to bed rolleyes

rolleyes

lol

27 May 2007

Quote by jazytigr
Am I being too overcautious here? I think maybe in this case we hadn't really communicated much or exchanged pics so there's an element of uncertainty? I would not mind going off in a car with her if there had been more communication, exchange of pics, etc.
Cheers

What do you think the response to this would be if you were a single fem?
imo in terms of safety, there is no difference between being male or female, you're basically being asked to meet up, get in a stranger's car and be driven somewhere :scared: . If a single fem put this post up it'd be on 4 pages now with everyone saying 'dont do it!!'

27 May 2007

Quote by paul-tina
can you find the beans

:laughabove: :thumbup:

26 May 2007

:therethere: bless lol

lol

bump

24 May 2007

Dont try to be smart Dave, it doesnt suit lol

lol

I know you're staying in Notts :doh: :lol:

24 May 2007

Quote by varca
Mine says I'm straight and I'm not, I'm bi, have been since I was 17. I guess I say I am straight because I can then be selective about who I tell and not be inundated with couples looking for the unicorn :eeek: ...

lol

it may also mean people who might want to play dont ask, or assume its a 'dont go there - it'll never happen because she's straight' and then you both miss out of some seriously horny fun :lol:
bloody hell Debz, I got all excited and 'ahh, at last' when I read the thread title too rolleyes

rolleyes

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