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Darkfire
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 49
0 miles · Greater London

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Two free spaces coming up wink
Sorry Easy, we're gonna have to pull out hun...but...it will give someone else a chance :thumbup:
Somoene really does need to burn a copy of that song onto disc for dancefloor filling at Munches lol
I love it - its soooo camp :lol2:
Quote by Dawnie
Just recently we have seen people called 'fools', 'idiots' and worse just because an opinion differs.

you forgot Hens wink
Ooooo!! its the tattooed ex-biker man! :bounce: :bounce:
I remember you Jimmy, Welcome Back :thumbup:
ohhh I know where to find them :bounce: :bounce: - they're in the ads section under VVVWE wink
rotflmao
Quote by Dave__Notts
Requirement for invites are:
1) We know you
2) Someone we know and trust knows you
If you fancy it then add to post.

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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/128862.html
some info in there for you :giggle:
but I still seem to remember it all stemming from a TV programme (it may well have been Real Wife Swaps, but I really cant remember) - the one where the 40's couple from Yorkshire went over to ....was it Amsterdam dunno..... but back home they had house parties with a proper 70's style buffet (its also, in my head, where the cheese and pineapple on sticks & swingers alledgedconnection stems from :dunnosmile ...... the cameras in this said programme focussed alot on the view through their front room window....and the pampas grass in front of it lol
how true the whole pampas grass thing is I dunno but I have it in my back garden, not the front, so what does that tell ya? :lol:
:uhoh: redface
rotflmao
(i think i'll bring my balls to the next social or whatever - see, I have my uses :bouncesmile
Quote by dambuster
Actually on the little rugby balls that float around inside the scrotum.

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actually on(the sides particularly, or the front) of the 'rugby balls'

but hey, go get a check anyway
unless ya want me to do it :rascal: rotflmao
Ooooooo!!
I have a pair here you can play with :bounce:
:giggle: no, seriously, 11th-17th June is Mens Health Week, and I've got some that are well handled :rascal: designed to show you what you're looking/feeling for when doing a self-check
the lads havent yet realised that my grimacing at balls being in my hand is real rotflmao
:karaoke: This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
Too much fighting on the dance floor
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town
We danced and sang, and the music played inna de boomtown
This town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must the youth fight against themselves
Government leaving the youth on the shelf
This place, is coming like a ghost town
No job to be found in this country
Can't go on no more
The people getting angry
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town

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drinkies!!!! Happy Birthday Dawnie !!!!:drinkies:
Have a fab day & well done for finishing the exams :thumbup: we'll put another bottle on ice ready for your results post! biggrin
bloody hell, some parents were busy all at the same time wern't they lol :shock:
Quote by hisandhers
... was at it till 4 o clock this morning finishing it rolleyes

lol my deadline was 12 noon......2am in the morning and I decided to re-do an entire chapter :eeek: ... and I'd just hit 'print' for the last time, at home :shock: ....then drove 14 miles to uni like I'd got nitrous oxide in me tank, queued to have it bound at student services then ran up 5 flights of stairs becuase the lift was taking too long :eeek: to get the official submission slip & stamp at am :eeek:
one word of advice to all - DO NOT sit tweeking it in the wee small hours before submission deadline. Read it through, print it, save it to word, copy it to your email, mail it to yourself at your uni account and save onto 2 discs ....then turn your puter off and leave it alone :lol:
I'll join you in celebrating Hers :thumbup: bloody well done drinkies
and, as it is exam time/ handing-in week/ general stress and anxiety time (this time 3 years ago I had been holed-up in my home office with the puter on 24 hours a day for a fortnight frantically pulling together my dissertation and took myself to the edge of a nervous breakdown :crazy: :notes: - glutton for punishment me though went and signed up for another one loon but I dont finish til January :sad: )
everyone who's studying & revising & typing up final masterpieces have my utmost respect & admiration . Good Luck y'all worship
and - if you all use this thread to post in when you too are sat with that celebratory glass & feeling of thankfuckforthatness lol I'll congratulate you again! :thumbup:
No idea lol
me = USA, New York city break then out to Arizona to ride horses all day cowboy style & via somewhere lush & green but with a white sandy beach on the way home :lol: although right now, anywhere not in the UK would be nice!
Mr Dark = doesnt do sunshine, aeroplanes, anywhere hot or anywhere they dont speak English :crazy:... so unless anyone has some great holiday tips for chalk & cheese, I'll be at home again this year :lol:
I've never been on holiday dunno (ok, i went to France with school for 4 days, but that doesnt count redface) so yeah, I guess that would be nice for us as a family, for the first time lol
but I'm afraid I'm greedy - i'd need more than £10,000 but I know exactly what every penny would go on - the house wink
just a quick one then...
drinkies Happy Birthday Earthy passionkiss
hope you've had a fab birthday bank holiday :thumbup: All the best hun. x
come park yer bum Wineman biggrin , we'll make a start on the Grenache bottle later :thumbup:
Purple Rain then Sarah please wink
or a very large Baileys and JD in one glass, with ice, for the road drinkies