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Darkfire
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I've been asked to post this from pm on Dlep's behalf :
Quote by Dlep
Hi, as you all know I still can't get back on the site due to having to use the Local Library, but I thought that a quick post sent via Darkfire is rather appropriate and indeed mandatory.....
Thanks go to everyone who was at Dark's birthday party, especially Darkfire and Marcuso.
I would also like to thank everyone on this site (especially a smaller number) for all of the support and encouragement over the last 14 or so months. It's been greatly appreciated. I'm well on my way to getting my life turned around after it all, although a lot of things have happened that have been very good so I can't conplain too much.
Oh, and NaughtyNymphos.......I honestly think that what we both said was right....if we carry on being civil (and having a laugh too :shock: ) then the End of the World Will happen......:shock: lol I actually miss all the "insults" in the chat room........:shock: lol
Thank you all again, and like the sig says......I will be back.....I just don't know when (yet....:twisted: )
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I've got some stuff to do in Derby on Wednesday evening, and should be done by ....so, I'll have an hour or so for a social drink or coffee with anyone local
( Derby city centre / Borrowash) who might like to say hello biggrin
pm me wink
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rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
priceless! you two crack me up biggrin I knew this was coming when you came in and said 'we got lost' lol
I didnt realise Sercher was moonlighting last night :giggle:
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jesus i hope there's no one still with a bad head reading this page ...
my eyes my eyes :shock: cool rotflmao
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I've had to pm several people, and am still at it, because there are so many I wanted to chat to and have a beer with, but didnt get time or chance - and for that i feel fookin awful - espcially people who bought presents which uncerimoniously got put to one side while i was mid-dash doing something or other with the 'i'll come find you in a bit and we'll have a natter' which never happened :cry:
pm's are en route redface
and I did miss someone off the thankyou thread - i fookin knew i would redface and its a really important one too, Mr Darkfire, who came for a while to meet my friends, with full on rabbit in headlights syndrome when I take so much of this for granted :therethere: Love you duck, and the next one will be much easier kiss
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Quote by goose35
Whens ya next one lol

dont you swear at me Goosey :giggle:
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Right, I am a little more coherant now and no hangover (despite the bubbly and birthday drinks people kept lining up on the table - espcially Shaz & Tony who decided it would be a good idea to get several shots into one glass and call it half a pint of straight JD please :shock: fool that I am drank it too :giggle:
I have so many thankyou's to do, this one might take a while redface
Firstly, to everyone who came, i know i said it last night, but it was never really about my birthday - i needed an aversion tactic over the whole 30th birthday black cloud ...so decided to throw a party loon reverse psychology see wink and from little acorns big oak trees grow....and well, you know the rest. It isnt down to me, that's you lot who dressed up, geared up, turned up, and travelled fookin miles to be there :shock: Stormwalker & Firelizard for example, who text me, panicking, cos they'd been on the road for 4 hours already and were still only in Bristol at that point - and they still came :shock: Muttleys, Claicerrig, Manolishi, H-x, and I know there's more, who came from far flung corners of the country for a few hours in a pub, you people are incredible worship
I have individual thankyou's too, for people who helped both in general and on the night:
in no particular order...
Dammy & HLB, for everything passionkiss , for stepping in and popping corks left right and center & pouring the bubbly for everyone, worship and to top it all off agreed to be waitresses for me :giggle: that was funny & you two are bloody brilliant :giggle:
Earthchild, who also had a special job, and has more bollox than me to belly dance her way round a full to capacity audience :scared: , and for the wine, and the cake, and also for the loan of the dress worship - you darling are a fookin star! passionkiss Sexykittenfish (lol) too, who got roped in last minute to help with the grapes - thankyou :giggle:
Alex DJ, brilliant party music as usual and kept the dance floor buzzing :thumbup: - i was downstairs when 'jump around' was played and shifted quick cos it sounded like the ceiling was coming down :giggle: bolt
Mr Muttley, Sercher, Mal, Sarah, Tanina & HLB and everyone else who did the 'security team' and helped out on the door and with badges, doorlist etc - thankyou. Several of you offered to help last minute because i was still in jeans :shock: (that was the plan, but you all ballsed it and made me go and get changed smackbottom lol )
To Kazswallows for the badges - another one to the collection kiss & despite not being long out of hospital and a bit delicate, still managed to design, produce and bring them in person - thankyou so much!
To Manolishi, just because kiss
and to Feklar & Celery, who being the first one's to arrive (along with Sharif, who was already supping when we got there :shock: ) got to see me in full-on panic mode trying to finish the table decorations/ hang banners/ blow up balloons etc and stuff in time, and got roped into helping - not only with floristry and tablecloths but for the remainder of the night collecting in glasses and anything else I needed a hand with - thankyou for everything :rose: There were other early arrivals who also helped - at that point i was far too stressed to notice who did what redface, but thankyou too lol
To Marcuso, for thoroughly embarassing me with you 'big cock' in front of everyone redface , for just being you, you fookin nutcase loon and for all the help and support you've given me over the last few months, and for letting me take over your home for the afters-doo - words just arn't enough. You were an hour late though smackbottom and i'm still mad rotflmao Also to Poshbitch, for the additional bubbly, thankyou kiss
To the other birthday people, who came last night to celebrate with us :thumbup: I hope you had a really good time biggrin (and an even better one later with the presents :twisted: )
To the Stokes, and Mr Stoke, who hand made my rather decadent birthday cake - and 100 mini ones for everyone to take home - there'll be no more of this cakey-bun retirment talk mate, you are now officially the Official Munch Master Baker (:giggle dont say it too fast) as certified by Darkfire. Thankyou kiss
and to everyone who dressed up - ...the list is endless so i wont attempt to name everyone ! you all put so much effort in for the theme - thankyou kiss
and finally to the 'newbies' - I hope you had a really good first munch : H_x (the boots :twisted: ), Abi, Dee & Vic, Robbiem, Stormy & Fire, Lavabubbles, Claicerrig, Goose, Kate & Sheddy, Budsy, Blueyes, King_Dongs, Anais, Littlemee & Meggo...... blimey, I hope i havent missed any of you off redface lol
I've rambled enough lol anyone I've missed, I apologise worship
Thankyou all for the cards and presents (could the bringer of the Rotty, and the silver hologram bottle bag please pm me as I dont know who they're from lol) - i'm a tad humbled by all the lovely gifts at the mo, and wont name who bought what, but my house stinks of Lush , which is wonderful :inlove: Cards and presents wer'nt necessary though, its enough that you all came and left with a smile biggrin
Finally, an apology, to everyone I didnt get chance to properly chat with (which is almost everyone redface) I am absolutely knackered but fuck! it was worth it :giggle:
Thanks biggrin
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only cos I've still got your cakey-bun tubs Stokey
i supose i'd better call in and return them :rascal: :twisted:
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Quote by Abilene
I shall certainly beg to be on the list lol

we have a new Munch addict biggrin :happy: :happy:
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Quote by lavabubble
My fave quote of the night has to be "For fuck's sake, will someone have a grape" :giggle:

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
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omg, thanks all redface
I have the biggest thankyou post to do, but am soooo knackered, i ache (bloody shoes rolleyes ) and still havent got round to opening all those cards redface lol
I am also a bit overwhelmed with the presents - it really wasnt necessary folks worship and it appears that some of you know me too well! Eventually got home and had the most wonderful soak in lush stuff while drinking champagne by scented candlelight - fantastic, thankyou so much biggrin Oh, and I took my big cock home too :giggle:
more later - i couldnt thank everyone who helped out individually last night in case my mate Jack let forget someone, but I will wink
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message for pre-drinkies people from Earthchild on the offchance anyone's popping in en route....
If you have not already been in touch with Earthy to arrange pre-drinkies, please do not just turn up at hotel 1. Pre-drinkies there have been cancelled and people have gone to another pub elsewhere!
ring Dark if you need info biggrin
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Mesage for pre-drinkies people:
Drinks at hotel 1 are cancelled - if you have not already been in touch with Earthchild to arrange drinkies please do notjust turn up at the hotel!!
call me for info biggrin
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i have the hangover from hell today and am all delicate lol
Foxy & Binxy am sorry you two cant make it :cry: kiss
Shaz & Tony - i wondered why you were so quiet!! my eyes hurt now too! lol lol
its today!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm going to tell Alex no music for the first hour , so that the 'oooo's and ahhhhh's ' will be audible ! biggrin
what am I doing here anyway? :shock: must crack on bolt
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Quote by robbiem
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the men in white coats will be along shortly :giggle:
Robbie, you dont have to dress up, a tux isnt necessary and its too late now to be panicking over it :thumbup:
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The list is closed - but a couple of people have pulled out ..... and others have pm'd to ask to come last minute , the places have been offered in pm, first people to come back to me with a definate 'yes I'm coming' take the spaces. I cant be fairer than that dunno
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Quote by Marcuso
Now I'm going to the munch and party dressed as an airbed, just so I can get Darkfire to blow me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


:shock:
*shakes head, walks away quietly, says nowt*
:giggle:
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A few more people have pm'd for invites since the list closed. You have pm's and there's 3 spaces come free so its first come and confirm, first served.
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