Hi, were Dave and Susie. We're ideally looking for orally bi well endowed men over 8" to play with both of us but will be happy to meet exceptional straight guys.

Dave: 46 years old with a genuine 9 inch cock that Susie loves to use. Dad bod, tall. Great at sucking cock and in Susie's words, 'the best fuck I've ever had'.

Susie: 49 years old with a great pair of tits, a tight pussy that can gush like crazy. This lady is a proper size queen, fucks like a rabbit and sucks like a Dyson!

If you turn up and have a cock less than 8" then you will be asked to leave with no play. If you cum in less than 10 minutes, you will be added to our wall of shame and publicly displayed on our profile. No exceptions.

We prefer bareback with Susie getting her pussy filled with cum. If you want to play safe (as most do lol), that's fine just bring your own condom!

To prevent Susie's further disappointment, we are now asking you to confirm your cock size before meeting. To do this, send us a message and take a direct photo of your erect cock next to either a tape measure or common household object then send to us along with a face pic. The message title must be 'Bananas' otherwise your message gets auto deleted.

Sorry to be harsh, just sick of timewasters and thankyou for reading!