Hi guys. Hmmm, that might not be the right start to a profile that is hoping to attract women! Ok, try again...Hi girls... Yes, that sounds better! Ok, a little bit about me. It starts with M and and with an E. There are no letters in between and its pretty easy to write in a hurry. As for the prat writing this profile, well, he is just out of a 10 year relationship (we were on here together so there are the odd few people reading this that might know of us - Darina) Not that I am saying that you are odd if you knew us, just, oh never mind! Im 6ft, tattooed, short cropped hair, not skinny (not obese either) and just looking to have a little fun with a confident sexual woman who doesnt mind smutty conversations, teasing and naughty playtime. Single Males need not apply - if I want you I will find you. Actually I probably most definitely wont but seeing as every other profile puts it, I didnt want to be the odd one out :-P Happy to swap pics with any lovely lady that might be interested just let me know so I dont sit here all day thinking no-one loves me ...