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Denise
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
UK

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let me just clear something up rolleyes :roll: shagging a MOD gets you no favours what so ever confused :?
if anything they come down harder on you :roll:
ooohhh now thats sounds good :twisted: which MODs would like to be HARD on me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i watched this last night rolleyes
although it wasnt offensive in anyway if i didnt know anything about transvestites this programme would have made me none the wiser.
it was just about his/her point of veiw which isnt bad but just not informative.
ok some of the trannys were less than convincing but they try ands its not fair of people on here to start saying stuff like "jeremy clarkson in a frock".
please keep your piss taking comments to yourself.
there are some females on here that look like bricklayers in frocks so if ya gonna start taking the piss DONT mad :x :x :x :x
after al i tell people how understanding and open the members are on here..........am i wrong confused:
well im really a 23yr old female reporter for the sunday sport wink :shock: :twisted:
do i qualify to join the clique confused: :?: cool
i like it when i make someone cum,if possible several times before i do,if they dont then it does bother me.
i like to be teased and dont like to cum quickly,sometimes i dont like to cum but save it till i get home,other times the sooner the better but theres no hurry really.
sometimes i dont always stay hard though out a session and this puts people off thinking that im not enjoying it.
this is so far from the truth sometimes when im just semi it feels more sensitive and horny espcially if being rubbed carresed over satin panties.
hi not been to that is a fetish club i go to in preston on the 1st sat of every month which is really good.
just for you though id open a fetish club in my front room :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
welcome to the mad house rachel wink biggrin :D
id be more than willing to help :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
nice avatar cant wait to see the rest of you :wink: :twisted: :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: i got two :shock: :shock:
r u sure you got the right satin confused: :?: (sorry for the txt speak judy wink )
cooooooooooooolllll another munch biggrin :D :D :D
cant wait wink :twisted:
i no how you feel rolleyes
having a shitty time myself,cant do or say anything right :cry: :cry:
so join the club :cry:
gem and lep thanks very much for organising this "mini munch" last night.
it was nice to see new faces as well as the old again biggrin
i had a really great time.
thanks :thumbup:
there definatly has to be some sort of physical attraction for me,the plane fact is if i dont fancy someone i er cant get it up redface surprisedops:
i find it easier to make friends with females and most of my female friends are well shaggable but they are my friends so i would never put our friendships in jepody by making a move on them.
now if they made a move on me.................................................. wink :twisted: :twisted:
im glad you brought this up dirtydoggers.
when blue and i go dogging wether we stay in the car or go for a walk in the woods i like to get "warmed up"
when we get to a venue i like to stip down to stockings etc and we have a play,usually blue teases me till im gagging for it then were ready to let others play.
just recently though every yime weve been dogging as soon as we pull up we get cars stopping right next to us ,fellas walking past pretending not to look in and pretending to be making a call on there mobile,so we get out and go for a walk.
we look behind us and there is a heard of blokes following us trying to look like trees everytime we turn round,after walking or driving to try and find somewhere to get warmed up for ages we give up and usually we are both pissed off by then so no one gets to see nothing.
please let couples get warmed up before you swarm around them
ive not had any problems,sure when people find out you get the odd piss take but in general most are like "oh your bi ok" and thats it.
now when i tell people im a transvestite i get"er thats disgusting" or "are you a peodofile" or "you must be a rapest" or i get called and have been called "freak,wierdo,etc"
and in the gay community queens hate tvs and lesbians hate tvs.
i cant work it out :confused:
wishmaster your real isnt scrooge by any chance? or do you just expect that everything in life should be free?
yes if someone organises an event thats up to them but i see no reason why they should end up out of pocket,would you?
per person is a very very cheap entrance fee
my god there are some flucking tight arses on here mad
those who wish to handle my bum,PM me and we ll see what i can do wink :wink: :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
cumkitty,you dont have to be sorry wink
your also more than welcome to put your hands on my bum and anywhere else you wish to place them :wink: :twisted: :twisted:
onlyher...............you can put your hands on my bum anytime :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
im really happy with everything from the neck down wink i get told my bum is very sexy :twisted: :twisted:
aww gem does that mean i cant wear the red pvc dress i wore at blues party confused: :? :cry:
i dont think i own anything "sensible" and i dont want to come as a fella :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
what if the the bloke PRETENDS to be bi?
surely thats even more underhand and slimy?
i agree with redhot we should leave them alone,if they wanna cheat its up to them,im positive there are some people who have altiria motives on here.
how many single blokes on here have met couples hoping to just get into the female and just tolerating the male partner to get wat they want confused:
thats rich seeing as tho you went 70miles past the junction at claire and steves last party :censored:
wow cant wait till wednesday :twisted:
ill be wearing black seamed stockings with a six strap suspender belt wink under a sexy red pvc dress :twisted: :twisted:
as this was my thread i think it should be my duty to inspect everyones stockings :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i was sat up last night at flicking through the multitude of boring sky channels when i came upon "the day today" that spoof news program.
they did this bit about clamping the homeless where they slept and charging a release fee.
youd had to of seen it,i nearly woke my son up rotflmao :rotflmao:
i know its a silly post(apologies to all mods)but ive been up since 7 this morning and im bored. redface
well seeing as though i seem to be one of the sluttiest on here wink :twisted:
it has to be my duty to help :twisted: all those who didnt get a high score with a bit of extra tuition cool :twisted: :twisted: