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Denise

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Straight Male, 57

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5 Feb 2005

it has to be Highlander for me,i think this is sean connerys and christopher lamberts best film by far beating anything else they ve ever done.
ive seen this film 100,s of times and it still makes the hairs on the back of neck tingle.
plus there is a line in it thats just pure class,when Conner McLeod(lambert) is being questioned by the police one of them asks "are you gay McLeod?"
to which he replies "why you crusing for a peice of ass?"
i used that line at work a couple of weeks back when one of the locals(i work in a pub)thougt it would be funny to take this piss outta my "gay looking earings" confused

confused

it shut him straight up and the look on his face was priceless. rotflmao

rotflmao

5 Feb 2005

if your hubby says go for it and your not hiding or going behind his back then that could easily fall into the swinging bracket.
i no people who get off on telling each other about who and how they shagged someone and they consider it swinging so.....................................
stop over thinking the situation and go for it girl :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

5 Feb 2005

meeting blue that day was one of the best things that ever happened :smile2: to me

3 Feb 2005

oh wow just had a look at the other scores and so far im the sluttiest :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
oh well that will change as soon as bluexxx and judytv do the test :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

i got 95% dont no how that happened :shock:
it must be an error im still a virgin rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

3 Feb 2005

mrs genherts i could squeeze you in anytime :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my arse quivers at the thought of mistress judy paying attention to my arse smackbottom

smackbottom

hump

3 Feb 2005

tart :!: :!: moi :!: :!:
right two choices a see through black mini skirt or a long skirt that just covers my stocking tops confused

confused

: :?:
thanks judy,tho not sure what we doing yet.
gem PLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE
can you bring my dress with you if youve finish sniffing it while fiddling with youself :grin:

3 Feb 2005

no it aint just you,i work in a pub and had my own shoe repair and key cutting shop and even if i got god to play alive gig at the local church it wouldnt be bloody good enough mad

mad

:x :x :x

3 Feb 2005

thats just wat i was thinking juicyj :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

the problem is your down south rolleyes

rolleyes

i lived nr chessington world of adventures for 26yrs its just on the outskirts of london.
i thought the london sex seen was good then i moved up north and wow what a difference :shock: :shock:
ive lived op north since 1996(damon hill world champ)oops sorry bout that. anyway i have never met and enjoyed the company of so many perverted sexual devients ever in my life wink

wink

:wink: :twisted: :twisted:
and just like they say at Mcdonalds "im loving it"
move up north :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

hello chris biggrin

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i have the same problem once blue s awake the computer is on overdrive and its like got a force feild round it rotflmao

rotflmao

3 Feb 2005

if your lucky youll get "verified" next wed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

wink

3 Feb 2005

ive got 2 maids uniforms will bring them both with me :twisted:
judy if i end up losing my virginity and get corrupted its all your fault wink

wink

ive never seen so many rude words from a lady :twisted: :twisted:

3 Feb 2005

just had conformation on the baby sitter :thumbup:
oh my god ive nothing to wear :shock:
bolt

bolt

rushes off to the wardrobe in a panic

2 Feb 2005

when our gorgeous little boy was born biggrin

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i gave up my own buissness(yes i no ive spelt that wrong so wat its early) to look after him.
it made more sence than hiring a nanny ,child minder.
im glad i did give up work in the rspect that ive seen all the cool things like 1st steps etc but being stuck in all day not having the money to go out and doing the same chores day in day out gets me down and some days i feel very down and alone and bored bored bored,we have sky should be able to find something to watch....WRONG hundreds of channels of shit on the tv to choose from.
the summers not to bad you can go for a walk,but how many times can you walk the same walk?
at least being female you dont get the strange looks and comments that i get when i mention to people im a house husband(tho not married),ive literaly had people snigger at me for admitting im the "mother"
so its not just you
dee(satin)

28 Jan 2005

most folks fantasise about being french maids or skool girls :twisted: :twisted:
but ive never heard of anyone wanting to be a dinner lady

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

27 Jan 2005

redface

thanks vix,ill come and do a fashion show just for you wink

wink

you can take as many pics as you want for your own pleasure :wink: :twisted:

27 Jan 2005

i no this might sound a silly question but ive been up since 6:45am and am bored rolleyes

rolleyes

ok to the question.......when i put a pair of new nylon lace top stockings on my smooth legs(yes ive been known to wear womens undies from time to time :shock: wink

wink

)if feels really sexy and makes me feel good :twisted: :twisted: .
also one of my favourate sensations EVER is when someone runs there hands over my stockings and suspender straps,stroking and teasing.
ladies how about you?
if they do anything for you what?
i will take personal PM s if you do not wish it on here :twisted: :twisted:
just a thought :idea: :twisted:

26 Jan 2005

haaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyy birthday biggrin

biggrin

:rose:

26 Jan 2005

just got back from dropping kid of at sitters biggrin

biggrin

so will def be out later today :twisted: :twisted:

25 Jan 2005

hi alice welcome biggrin

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judy i cnt blive u started on a nebi alrdy 4 using txt speak rolleyes

rolleyes

25 Jan 2005

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
theres more to me than meets the eye. wink

wink

24 Jan 2005

yes for us biggrin

biggrin

could do a pub/bar crawl round canal st.
id give you a bj in the bogs to make it worth yr while blast

blast

:spit:

24 Jan 2005

what do you mean when :shock: rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

dunno

24 Jan 2005

dont worry venus confused

confused

i can be gentle but FIRM :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:ask genherts :twisted:
anyway youll do what your told whip

whip

smackbottom

and serve mastriss(a tv mistress)
(yes ive just made that word"mastress" a cross between a master and a mistress of the top of my head,yes ive had a couple of glasses of wine so dont start :? )
anyway youll serve me well :rascal:

24 Jan 2005

is it march yet????????????????????????
noooooooooooooooooo sad

sad

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( .
well anyway after reading the posts from some on here ive made an exeutive decsion :shock: :shock: :shock: ...... im gonna switch at some point during the night :shock: :twisted: theres no way im gonna miss out on being dom to some of you sexy ladies(term used very loosely) :twisted:

smackbottom

you will feel the power of my magical masters crop :smackbottom: and anything else i demand :twisted:

24 Jan 2005

theyve probably seen the web site and group and all the party pics new and old and thought all that artist tallent should be recognised :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i think blue should be in it,if you get asked to be in something like that why not basque in the glory biggrin

biggrin

24 Jan 2005

does your mate know you dont think hes a very good mate?
does your mate know you only see him to see his g/f?
i would nt want you at a munch or any other swinging heaven event evil

evil

i dont think you get this site at all do you confused

confused

:

rolleyes

all the "swingers" on this site(well all the ones ive been fortunate to meet) are honest moral, people :shock: biggrin

biggrin

you dont sound either.

24 Jan 2005

cant wait

biggrin

i should be fun wink

wink

:twisted:
would be useful to know the venue,so i can decide wether to wear a long skirt,eg: just covers my stocking tops :wink: or a short skirt,eg dosent come close to covering my stocking tops or even my silky panties.
not that im a tart or anything innocent

innocent