yes men have a very easy life.
we have to shave our legs from top to bottom...bikini line...armpits.....sometimes i get really fed up with doing it. i do it every single day. other wise hubby says ..its like going to bed with a load of little hedgehogs ( he means when i cuddle up behind him and he can feel my legs)
i supose its easier for me as im a redhead and my hair is quite fair.. if i had dark hair im sure it would be a nightmare.
there are 2 reasons strippers do this...
1/ they do it so the man can see everything properly
2/ i dont want to offend anyone on this site, so im not saying.
i know all this as i have a friend ( well i wouldnt call her a good friend ) who is a stripper. she tells me everything. she also slags the men off that go there and has no respect for men at all. i wont say anymore, i could say lots, but dont want to offend the men on this site.
my hubby said i looked like a little girl and it actually turns his stomach to see a...
.......shaven haven... hahahahaha
as for me i like my men hairy all over....someone did send me a dick pic. he had his balls shaved and it looked nice.....hubbys going to give it a go. we have just been a bit busy at the moment.
im sorry, but im glad you are not my friend.. how could you even consider this.
im female and i shaved it all off once and yes it bloody itches. it drives you mad.
my hubby was really angry with me. he hates it. so i just go a bit further than my bikini line and he likes that.
i have a good reason why strippers shave it all off, but i dont think its for public discussion.
my nicest noise that i hear is that of my horses in the morning.
i walk down the yard. all the horses have there heads over the bottom stable doors waiting for breakfast and to be let out.
they see me, and make this low pitched hum, like a whine but softer. they all do it in turn. its a lovely greeting kind of noise.
i mix there food up and i can hear them breathing heavy and getting excited.
then when i lead each one out of there stable i like the noise there hooves make on the concrete.
when i let them out into the field, each one goes for a run and stretch. to see and hear them playing is very relaxing.
i will then go in to have my breakfast knowing they are happy and full. its very very relaxing. and nice to know they need and want to see me.
they never answer me back or moan when im a little late with there food.
westerross.. why dont you tye the long and the medium ones together, so they dont grow back in. the broken one you should just leave. just a thought
hairy chest....yes, yes, yes
hairy back....ok
hairy bum....yes, yes, yes
hairy legs....yes, yes,yes
i know a man who doesnt have any hair on his legs. its horrible..(SORRY GUYS )
i like my men really really hairy.
you swine kinky....i used to like mississippi mud pie. i will never be able to eat it again now.......fetch me a bucket.
tee-em-aitch.....2 exceptions is enough for me. that proves it does go on then.
my step mum used to work in a restaurant, and she saw many things that the cooks used to do to your food if you upset them.
and im so glad i dont use ice cubes.
i hope you were joking kinky. you shattered my illusion of you in one post. lol
i still feel sick at the thought.
you hear about this sort of stuff at restaurants. just remember.....dont upset the chef ! :undecided:
but i still love ya kinky.
although i like swallowing.
i think i feel a bit sick now.
hi pepps.. its funny you should say that you have hit 35 and gone sex nuts.
i hit 35 and i went sex mad as well..... im now 36 and still want it every night. i tire hubby out so much. if someone mentions sex or cocks, then im instantly horny. sometimes i get horny for no reason. lol
i also find that it makes no difference what men eat to what cum tastes like.
now ive probs got the words wrong and im sure someone will put me right.
i keep singing one verse from 'the monkeys'
hey hey were the monkeys.
and people think we monkey around.
but were to busy SWINGING.
to put anybody down.
i always sing this. are the words that i sing ,wrong.
i also remember a program that had a trucker in it, who had a monkey.
BG Mc..........? and his best friend bear.
i remember the flowerpot men, andy pandy, the clangers and bagpuss.
bagpuss....was a saggy old catpuss...but emily loved him.
whitechunkyfella :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
there might not be any doggers in essex.
or maybe you should get to know peeps on here first before advertising you want a female. lots of guys on here want females. having a big cock doesnt make you stand out from the crowd. ( well, maybe it does a bit ) but there are lots of guys on here who have big cocks.
i had a little home movie e-mailed to me this morning.. now he had a big cock, and what he was doing with it was very impressive. i have been pm,ing this guy for over a month. he doesnt brag about his cock in fact hes never told me how big it was....so i was surprised this monday morning. brightened my morning up anyway.
so its nice to find these things out at a later date.
its like opening a present. you wouldnt want to know whats in the present before the surprise element would be lost.
but after saying all that, average sized cocks are just as nice. its what you do with them that counts.
and again i just want to say..NICE VIDEO. you know who you are.
i agree with kit.... McCoys salt and malt vinegar ridged crisps are the best. with a can of ice cold coke. in fact i have a bag in front of me at the moment.
i used to like...seabrooks salt and vinegar, but they changed them a few years ago, and are not as nice now.
i hate the smell of someone who has been eating cheese and onion crisps. the smell makes me feel sick.
oh lucifer, thanks for the hug.
i really needed that.. my hubby will be home from work soon, so he will be able to take over from you. thanks hun.
its nice when you are feeling down and someone does or says something good.
it made me feel so much better. :rose:
i still dont know what this threads about though.
yeh, great. hope you had a good time. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
erm.. what are we all so happy for.. have i missed something.
let me in on the news.... i need chearing up. im upset at the moment. :cry: