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Derbygirl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Bisexual Male, 57

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its mr willing but nervous again. :wave2:
thanks for the welcome lucifer.
and im glad i made yours and misschiefs day..
it sure is a vision i will not forget in a long time.
what a sad thread.
my hubby and i are not swingers either. we have been happily married for 15yrs. i could never swing as i couldnt bear to see my hubby with someone else, it would break my heart. but im not going behind his back by going on here. he sometimes comes in and reads my pm,s to people. we do everything together.
i admire your strength. for opening up your heart and telling everyone what you have just typed....
hope you have many more happy years with your wife.
:upset: :upset: :upset:
just a thought....but why dont you get your wife to come on here and join in with the threads. she might enjoy it.....i know i do.
this is willing but nervous's hubby. ive never posted on here before but feel i know you all because my wife always talks about you all to me.
SARGE, I HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSABLE, for putting the idea of a swimming cap, goggles and nose clip into my wifes head.
PIERCERBABE, i also hold you responsable for encouraging my wife.
i came home from work today and went upstairs to get changed. and what did i find. my wife was in fits of giggles lying on the bed on her tummy with her head proped up with her arms. she said..'.im ready for whatever you throw at me' and started laughing. i just stood there in utter disbelief. then pissed myself laughing as well and jumped on the bed to give her a cuddle and to take the stupid hat, goggles, nose clip and flippers off. ive threatened that if she does it again i am going to take a photo and put it on this site.
so please everyone, no more ideas. she takes everthing in and acts on what she sees and hears.
but i suppose i also should thank you lot for giving me such a laugh.
now how do you use these yellow things :shock:
yeh. and i bet when the first one goes to court, it will be spread in every paper. headline news. they will make such a big thing of it.
redface hope its not me they catch first.
alan, your thread looked lonely so i thought id just say....ive sent you a pm. but of course you already know that as you've pm'd me back. rolleyes
yeh, you get lots of them on here.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i actually thought it was something to do with swan matches. thought maybe a lovely girl had advertised them on tele. and he wanted a girl just like it. but i didnt want to say lol
gosh, dixie normus has had some stick over his thread. but then i suppose he should get to know everyone on this site before he posts threads like that.
i had to.... and i still havent had any luck.
BUT I DO LIKE HIS NAME.
oh, i also wondered what a nice swan was. i thought everyone knew except me.
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
anyway, i neednt worry, he couldnt cope with anyone else. i tire him out every night.
oh yeh.... im sweet really. you just have to get to know me...... :angel: im a little angel.
well, i am until someone crosses me. :twisted:
i started to get really scared then.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
FANTASTIC........YOU GO GIRL.
my hubby knows if i found out he had cheated on me, i would print the details in every paper i could. i would paint something horrible on the wall of his house for all to see. i would get little business cards made with her number on and put them in every phone box i could. i would post dog shit through there letter box... god i would make his life hell. :evil2:
but at the moment we are very happily married. :smitten:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i got a pm from him......it just asked why i was nervous....
i havent replyed yet, but i will when i have time as i try to reply to everyone.
the amount of guys that ask that question. i do get a bit fedup with answering them all.
because men just think about their willys all the time, they think that women do to.... well i dont.... rolleyes
first of all, mirth... as i said earlier, tried water sports... dont like it much.. so im glad im not with you if you would wet yourself at the site of me. wink
second of all, se7endriver, im glad im not with you, because if you did try to force your willy down the snorkle.... eerrrmmmm. although i like to swallow ( and its not lady like to spit ) i think maybe i would not be able to breath, what with the nose clip an all. :cry:
bolt :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
maybe i will leave the snorkle in the shop, just in case. and have a towel handy, just in case. rotflmao :rotflmao:
snorkle..... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
oh im soooooo going to buy it all.
eerrrmmm. the photo on the left sure looks like stan collymore.
i even called my hubby in to see what he thinks. he agreed.