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Derbygirl
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Bisexual Male, 57
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my dogs the best.. she farts, sniffs it and if it stinks, she moves away.
ive banned my husband from farting in the same room as me. they make me feel sick.
at night to get his own back for me making him get up, he sits on the toilet, the noise echos around the pan. it wakes me up and makes me jump. i can hear him laughing.
or he will walk up our long hallway to see how far he can get before running out of wind. hes gross and sometimes wakes our son up doing this.
ive heard them called some funny things...
botty hickups
trumps
botty burps
pump
guff
float an air biscuit
brussel sprouter
wet fart
fluff........thats what we used, when i was younger.
blow off
parp in the pants
a beefy eggo
a poot
eerrrmmmm, cant think of any more.
ive banned my husband from farting in the same room as me. they make me feel sick.
at night to get his own back for me making him get up, he sits on the toilet, the noise echos around the pan. it wakes me up and makes me jump. i can hear him laughing.
or he will walk up our long hallway to see how far he can get before running out of wind. hes gross and sometimes wakes our son up doing this.
ive heard them called some funny things...
botty hickups
trumps
botty burps
pump
guff
float an air biscuit
brussel sprouter
wet fart
fluff........thats what we used, when i was younger.
blow off
parp in the pants
a beefy eggo
a poot
eerrrmmmm, cant think of any more.
