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1 May 2006

Don't just launch into it over breakfast, she may spit out her cornflakes :shock:
How about a nice evening of pampering her, a sexy video (porn or not) then making subtle comments, and take hints from her response, as to how far to push it.
If its a new thing, I would slowly discuss it over a period of time, depending on her attitude etc.
Have fun, but don't forget the lady is in charge biggrin

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1 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I generally stay in the boundaries of Devon
Once or twice I even went as far as Cornwall :shock:
They say there are places beyond these, but thats just a rumour I heard

What are you going to do when the "Devon Essex Tour" starts?
I've got dates booked in Milton Keynes, Manchester & Glasgow for you!!!
Think of your fans damn you :lol:
On my way HLB :twisted:
I've had a busy weekend :twisted:
Manchester sounds good, then I can kick Dino's bum :lol:
So get Dammie in his chauffeur outfit, cos he's driving the bus, and i reckon you should wear the maids outfit HLB, and Vix can sit on my lap and pamper me :lol:

1 May 2006

Quote by Vix
I generally stay in the boundaries of Devon
Once or twice I even went as far as Cornwall :shock:
They say there are places beyond these, but thats just a rumour I heard

What are you dong in here?
Get back in your hutch!
Ye gods, who let you back in here :lol:
Anyway i have been let out on good behaviour, and i'm perving :lol:

1 May 2006

Oh Leather :twisted:
Lingerie :twisted:
Leather and lingerie :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

1 May 2006

I generally stay in the boundaries of Devon biggrin

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Once or twice I even went as far as Cornwall :shock:
They say there are places beyond these, but thats just a rumour I heard lol

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1 May 2006

I generally stay in the boundaries of Devon biggrin

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Once or twice I even went as far as Cornwall :shock:
They say there are places beyond these, but thats just a rumour I heard lol

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28 Apr 2006

Nope, don't like the wierd warbling women.
I wouldn't touch her with dambusters lol

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Now if you had said Danni Minogue :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Thats a different story, i'll fight you all for her :lol:
Er as long as none of you are bigger than me that is biggrin

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28 Apr 2006

I would make wild passionate love to my perfect partner biggrin

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The old lady would die of the shock, but go with a smile on her face :D
It would keep my old friend entertained watching us, whilst he waited for the bus.
If he was a great friend, we would even invite him to join us lol

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27 Apr 2006

Celebrity mags biggrin

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27 Apr 2006

The back of milk cartons dunno

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26 Apr 2006

Not really a cartoon, but Xena does it for me :twisted:
I in turn, would to do it to her lol

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25 Apr 2006

A cravat

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Cos you never know who might pop round lol

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25 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
ops: I remember when they used to play 'God Save the Queen' at the end of the televsion broadcasts and you were meant to stand up - does that make me exceptionally old :shock: :shock: :shock: or was that all a dream :roll: :lol:

They used to play it in the cinemas and theatres too....and I didn't stand up then either..load of b*llocks wink

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So you remember the Wurlitzers in the old music halls, that rose up in front of the audience :shock:
Wow :lol:

25 Apr 2006

Can I hold the ladder for you ladies biggrin

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I won't look up lol

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25 Apr 2006

Quote by earthchild
rent-a-ghost. The most annoying program ever and apparently being made into a stage show.
H.x

omg i loved rentaghost
Rentaghost was fab biggrin

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As was the ghosts of Motley Hall :D
Ah them were days :D

24 Apr 2006

Quote by firelizard
Perks for me are:
Work from home
Arrange my own hours
love my job
free and incredibly cheap holidays!

Love
Firelizard xx

You sell tents confused

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24 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Isn't that good that it doen't smell
Don't want a smelly house do you

Yes I did :eeek:
I didn't spend 99p for pack of three for nothing you know :roll:
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Not coming round yours then :shock:
stinky lol

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24 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
My Question.. If we are put on this earth to help others then what are the others here for ?

To post on a swinging web site.
My question is, why does my smelly candle not smell confused

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Isn't that good that it doen't smell :?
Don't want a smelly house do you rolleyes

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24 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
You called ?

Are you smooth or crunchy confused

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24 Apr 2006

Quote by da69ve
So is this where we can come and ask stupid dum ass questions?

Ooh great

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Peanuts :shock:
Where are the nuts in peas confused

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24 Apr 2006

I remember that program always worked for me.
I found it really boring, so I did turn it off lol

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24 Apr 2006

Happy Birthday Alex biggrin

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Have a great day, you gorgeous lady :D
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23 Apr 2006

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'm sorry we couldn't make it but I'm glad you all had a great time, and a special thanks to Devon for the text message letting me know how it was going :P :P :P
Jas
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ER, it wasn't my idea redface

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or was it

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Missed you both sad

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catch up with you soon I hope biggrin

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23 Apr 2006

:Happy Birthday Minx lol

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Thanks for organising the Bristol Munch biggrin

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I'll be brief, as I'm terrible with names, and my heads a bit sore :lol:
Great to see old friends, and put faces to new ones, i still didn't get to meet everyone rolleyes

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Great to meet BCF at last :D
Vix and Reese its always a pleasure :lol:
Anais, don't forget to bring your sexbox with you next time :lol:
OnlyMe was gorgeous as ever, and i'm looking forward to seeing her, in her hat :twisted:
Tatty, what a nut :lol:
Ice is always a gentlemen, and a scholar :lol:
Essex, thanks for the history lesson:lol:
Fem, Fabio, DevonDelight, Pheonix, great to meet you all as always
Alex DJ great music
Everyone else I didn't get to meet of say hi to, and those I did, I hope to met you all again :D
Now time for my lie down :lol:

21 Apr 2006

Drum and Bass biggrin

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21 Apr 2006

Quote by tweeky
We're at the first Hotel, not sure how far from the venue that is yet
I think we will be arriving, late saturday afternoon Maybe even in time for drinkies :D

A mile and a bit I would say, up hill so hope your fit if your walking smile

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Too short a distance to recomend a taxi you could get a Bus up to the top of park street though if you realy dont like hills.
Mr Tweeky
Thanks for that Tweeky :D
A miles not far, normally I would walk, but I'm guesing a few of us will share a taxi :D
Failing that, could you PM me the bus's that go that way, if you know them that is :D

20 Apr 2006

We're at the first Hotel, not sure how far from the venue that is yet lol

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I think we will be arriving, late saturday afternoon biggrin

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Maybe even in time for drinkies :D

13 Apr 2006

Happy Birthday Mrs Lizard biggrin

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5 Apr 2006

If you want firelizard, skimpy and I will introduce you to the folk we know biggrin

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By then you will have settled in, and will be telling us who everyone else is lol

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I wouldn't worry to much, as everyone is great :D

8 Mar 2006

You can never have to much protection biggrin

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This outfit should do it lol

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