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Dino

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9 Nov 2005

Dukes, Colts and neilnolongerinleedsbutsomewhereclosetowakefield,,
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Its at times like these that we need to stand together, be firm and show unflinching resolve.
We didnt get where we are today by crumbling in the face of adversity and overwelming odds
Peterloo, the Tollpuddle myrters, Lech wallesea (or however you spell it confused

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to name a few.
Stand strong brothers, comrades and fellow male singing swingers,
bursts into song,,we shall overcome, we shall overcome some day :thumbup:

9 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23
damn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the lesbian card :shock:
be strong colts,,,,,,,,,,,don't think about it.,................ :shock: stay away........................
bugger, resolve is broken,..... :P
throws away my picket sign...................batteries anyone

Stay strong colts, dont let them break your resolve.
This is much more important than any girl on girl fantasy you might be thinking about,,
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i think,,
bugger, its getting to me too now, confused

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Just think of Maggie Thatcher going down on Hilda Ogden :shock: :shock:
that should re enforce your resolve wink

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9 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
CONCENTRATE !
only 4 hours 30 mins to go :thumbup:

And just for you Gem, THINK ! rolleyes

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xxxx

9 Nov 2005

Happy cats !

9 Nov 2005

Quote by deancannock
Bird Flu is real bad.....its like man flu but with PMT!!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

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9 Nov 2005

CONCENTRATE !
only 4 hours 30 mins to go :thumbup:

9 Nov 2005

Leppo mate, i saw it all and imho it was unfair dismissal.
You cant go around sackin people for humming tunes whilst hard at work, if that was the case, three quarters of the british work force would have been fired by now !
Take your case to ACAS, speak to your S/H union rep, i`ll be a witness.
We have to show solidarity on this one brother
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9 Nov 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
here i am, a man who thinks nowt of prancing around in women's undergarments, fears intimacy with mechanical contraptions not one bit, has indulged his bi side with some vigour on occasion, and was even once upon a time officially verified as a kinky slapper by some of the kinkiest slappers i've ever come across, and yet, in the grand schemey scheme of things i'm still considered to be at the very blandest end of ice cream flavourings.

Erm, sorry to be the only one on this thread that disagrees with you mate, but from what you`ve said above, your not as vanillary and as bland tasting as you think. In fact i would go so far as to say your almost tutti fruiti flavoured, with raspberry sauce n bits !
This swinging mallarky takes time and thought, and everyone goes at their own pace without preasure to be the worlds kinkiest pervert in Yorkshire. lol

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8 Nov 2005

keep concentrating and keep your answers rolling in. Im gonna stop the telepathy thought thingy at .Will do the thought thingy again at and again at for half hour intervals.
You will find out the answer at tomorrow at

8 Nov 2005

Quote by Fallen Angel
are we supposed to send it by PM or post our answer here?

just post it here biggrin

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8 Nov 2005

I am thinking of an image right now - can you guess what it is?
I have already e-mailed myself a description of it - I'll share it with you tomorrow.
See who got it right biggrin

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8 Nov 2005

not wanting to sound like eagerslut but,
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ! ! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Ive just found Hornyred trying toKILL "my engines" with fly spray FFS
Will have to postpone my invasion of West Yorks for a while confused

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PS; great idea NIL. Im working on a version of a mosquito powered Xwing as we speak wink

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8 Nov 2005

Happy cats lol

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Best Thread :small-print: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45380.html
Thanks to Dino for pointing it out!!!

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still makes me laugh even after all this time, quality wink

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Are you sure its plugged in when u put it in the sink full of water ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kids dont try this at home !!!!

Doh ! :doh:
done it at last, right, off to the burns unit confused

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by blonde
Done it ................ yep that works ! :crazy:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

what am i doin wrong Blonde, ive tried stages 1,2 and 3 and it still wont go confused

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ouch !
Nope that doesnt seem to work ! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

that was stage 1.
stage 2. remove the mains lead from the kettle and drop the end in the sink with the laptop, make sure the sink is full and the power is swithced on. now wash your laptop screenNah,, thats not working for mine either, any more ideas meaty?

8 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
dino do u think we should b worried with all this bouncing

hmmm, skullduggery and dirty work afoot me thinks confused

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8 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed

Quote by bluexxx
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Its not like you two to get over excited about a club visit ! confused

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wotthefuckeryerupta ?????? :dry: confused

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8 Nov 2005

Happy cats (again) lol

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8 Nov 2005

Happy cats lol

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8 Nov 2005

Sir Alex fuckin Ferguson! wink

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross

Yeh, Notts doesnt count cos we were sooo wankered and i couldnt string two words together that night. i even said that Happycats was an ok guy ffs

Fluckin' 'ell and I thought that was the real you :shock: Can't wait to meet you lol

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you wouldnt like the real me, the real me is 6ft 4in muscular and handsome,
at munches i hide all that and disguise myself as a 5ft6in ugly bloke whos always pissed wink

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by onlyme1981
I can only echo what others have said. Ive only met you once, under a table and your a lovely person, glad your staying

Actually we've met twice. Though the first time at the Notts munch can be forgotten as I don't remember much about that night anyway!
Yeh, Notts doesnt count cos we were sooo wankered drinkies

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and i couldnt string two words together that night. i even said that Happycats was an ok guy ffs confused

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7 Nov 2005

FB.

bolt

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl

One of the "few" approaching the target area.

WOW ! we got Jeff Goldblum on our side lol

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7 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23

The next wave is standing by and saki is being passed round as we speak sir!

Bloomin eck Colts, i thought Luxembourg was a neutral.
Well youve made your intentions quite clear ,, :twisted: :twisted:

7 Nov 2005

Depends on how reliable the car is confused

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i`d crawl through muck n bullets to see you tho jags ,,,
well,,,
a little bit of muck and one bullet maybe wink

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7 Nov 2005

The pride of the fleet biggrin

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, the flagship S.H Ark royal, primed and ready for battle :twisted:
click on the pic, go on i dare ya!
HAHAAAR ! bet yer shittin it now eh ! flipa

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7 Nov 2005

I can only echo what others have said. Ive only met you once, under a table redface

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and your a lovely person, glad your staying wink

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