Quote by meat2pleaseu
BUILD THE DAMN PATIO!!!!
All in good time Meaty, the patio shall be built, but first i have to execute my plan for west yorkshire, then world domination ! :twisted: :twisted: :silly: :silly:
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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
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Quote by northwest-cpl
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:
This got me thinking and I've now glued some chrysalis to my long range bombers to act as in-flight refuelling when the original engines give up the ghost. I've just got to get the little beggars to hatch at the right time and west yorks is in range.
See meaty, its not me who`s mad, this is for real,,
Today West Yorkshire, Tomorrow THE WORLD !
MUHA, MUUHHA, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by neilinleeds
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
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They do, and even better, if you tie a tiny strip of white cloth around their heads, and set them off, they'll recreate the battle of Midway by making Kamikaze attacks on any vehicles passing your house
( if you listen really carefully you can actually hear them shouting - "Banzaiiiiiiii " as they fly in...)
tora! tora! tora!
my japanese battle fleet against your blue-bottle equipped P51s anyday! :smug:
neil x x x ;)
My task force is assembled and is heading (goldfish powered) down the Bridgewater canal as we speak :twisted: .
I will be joining up with Northwest-couples flotilla on the Leeds-Liverpool canal where we will steam ahead to intercept yours and Posties "Imperial" naval fleet on the Calder navigation.
Our flagship, the flycraft carrier S.H Ark royal is armed with Squadron leader Rogers the dragons V.T.O.L flea planes,
more than a match for your air power commanded by Wing commander Pheonix"D.F.C"
You still have time to surrender, you can copy and paste this into your next post if you wish
:giveup: :giveup: Quote by rogerthedragon
I know I am sick but it is soooooo tempting to try it.
You, me and many others Roger
,Perhaps a competition could be organised where we could fly our "models" against each other, hire an old hanger or summat :thumbup:
with different classes of aircraft etc
Single engine racing
double engine racing,
dog fighting,
barnstorming,
airobatics, the options are endless :grin: :grin:
Quote by davej
Hello gang, courtesy of the big black dalek my new name is Osmosis. Why Osmosis, I do not know, but it affords greater anonymity than bigDewi69. In hindsight, having my username containing my real name, when my real name is quite unique wasn't the smartest thing to do :doh:
I guess Big69 is fairly unique so it seems sensible to change.
:laughabove: :laughabove:
i need to get up earlier, you beat me to that one
Quote by the_Laird
Dino
sympathies mate
Conversation with Fee last night as she was trying to decide which colour of item to buy
Her: What do you think of this one
Me: getting off settee for the umpteenth time to look at yet another item on the computer I dont like it it's toooooo green
Her: Huffy sounds
Me: What
Her: HUGE sigh but i like it !!
Me: Well what are you asking me for
Her: Cause I want your opinion
Me: Well I dont like it
Her: Well tough, I'm buying it
Me:
Dino
why do we bother, it's always going to be our fault anyway eh???????
spot on laird, no more need be said :thumbup:
Hornyred and me, in a moment of health concious madness, decided it would be a good idea to go swimming, even though H`red is petrified of water (her idea though)
We got to the baths and were delighted to see it had more than a pool. We had slides, rapids, water shoots etc which meant we swam for about 30 secs (so much for the keep fit) and messed about like kids for an hour.
While going round the "rapids", h`red decided to jump un my back and grab me around the neck, i started to go under, thinking she`d let go, she didnt.
I began to go further under the water and the further i went, the tighter she held on, untill we were both well submerged in the rapid pool.
Panic began to set in and arms and legs started thrashing about in a violent attempt to get to the surface.
She suddenly let go and we broke the surface gasping for air, then she turned to me and said,
"youstupidfuckineeedjit, youcouldhavefuckinkilledme",,,tosser! :shock: :shock: :shock:
With that she stormed out of the pool ignoring my shouts that her bikini top had fell off.
She marched out of the pool and had got about 100 yards around the pool on her way to the changing rooms before she noticed, unfortunately most of the 300 or so swimmers had noticed her state of dress after about 10 yards.
Ive been told that we are never going swimming again and it was all my fault
We got to the baths and were delighted to see it had more than a pool. We had slides, rapids, water shoots etc which meant we swam for about 30 secs (so much for the keep fit) and messed about like kids for an hour.
While going round the "rapids", h`red decided to jump un my back and grab me around the neck, i started to go under, thinking she`d let go, she didnt.
I began to go further under the water and the further i went, the tighter she held on, untill we were both well submerged in the rapid pool.
Panic began to set in and arms and legs started thrashing about in a violent attempt to get to the surface.
She suddenly let go and we broke the surface gasping for air, then she turned to me and said,
"youstupidfuckineeedjit, youcouldhavefuckinkilledme",,,tosser! :shock: :shock: :shock:
With that she stormed out of the pool ignoring my shouts that her bikini top had fell off.
She marched out of the pool and had got about 100 yards around the pool on her way to the changing rooms before she noticed, unfortunately most of the 300 or so swimmers had noticed her state of dress after about 10 yards.
Ive been told that we are never going swimming again and it was all my fault
Quote by Chief moo
Dino dude,
Well ok, we both know ive never been 100% mentally but i actually thought i was doing fine.............until i saw your new avatar, what you trying to do to me? as if my head isnt messed up enuff, your me bestest mate, But now you've gone all sexy on me :eeek: I've never thought of you in that way :shock: so what you doing friday nite sexy?
Well i thought,
i cant get over to see my bestest mate at the moment so what can i do?
A ha :idea: ! i know, the least i can do is look sexy for him
Hurry up and get better soon Jimmy dude and we`ll try n get over when your feeling up to it
:silly: 
Quote by Chief moo
she tottally agree's with me that your such a top geezar!! N yup still have a few phyiscal provlem's, nothing that wont heal.........And yes ......... .....I'm mentally ok.............
Id get a second opinion if i was you Chief, you say your mentally ok and postie`s a top geezer in the same sentance,,,,,
Moo mate, yer off yer fluckin chump
And why aint you replied to my pm you lazy bastard :fuckinghell:
Quote by Kit
I find the saxophone one of the sexiest instruments...................you don't play the sax do you Dino ?? :twisted:
(off on one of my fantasies here !!)
Fee
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you bet yer sweet ass i can :rascal:
Oooooooooh Fee, saxaphones = sexy, sexy, sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :inlove:
Dildo, give us a melody then - but I'll have to close my eyes so I can't see you, it would spoil the moment :giggle:
but i thought you liked men in ligerie 
Quote by Phoenix
If you use wasps. they add a bit of colour to your model. Of course you have to be a little more careful when handling the little buggars.
The wasps make great single engined fighters, and if you put a blob of jam on the tail plane of thr bombers, the dogfights are epic
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