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Dino
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 56
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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3 years ago whilst on holiday in Cyprus, i awoke one morning to find 3 mozzy bites on erm, me knob redface redface ,
Itched like a bastard for almost a week, and very sore too.
I feel for ya mate. confused confused
Totally agree mate.
I lived on the canals for 7 years in th 1990s and saw most of my favourite "drinking" pubs slowly transform themselves into beer gardened, fake oak beamed, plastic menu`d, pub grub, all day breakfast, sunday roast for bloody nine, kids eat free, bollocky load a shite mad mad Its a sorry state of affairs if you ask me. confused
You cant find a decent drinkers pub these days, you know the ones, they sell beer n fags n if your hungry, you can dine on delicious roasted peanuts, served on a bed of plastic wrapper, enveloped in a sprinkle of salt wink
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I have been asked to ask if it is an original 59 Burst or just a re-issue? If it is an original, then definitely!! origional 59er biggrin
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I find the saxophone one of the sexiest instruments...................you don't play the sax do you Dino ?? :twisted:
(off on one of my fantasies here !!)
Fee
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you bet yer sweet ass i can :rascal:
The search button hates me so sorry if its been done.
Im sure we all have a favourite design, one we feel cant be bettered, it could be a soup tin design, to an airoplane or car.
Heres one of mine, the sexiest musical instrument in the world :P

So what are your design classics.?
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I'm always right

Ive heard its your ability to find hotels in the dark, in an alien enviroment, in an unfamiliar city. lol lol lol cos your always right eh mate ! wink
:giggle:

Happy Cats woz 'ere 2005 ;)
Ah yes, i remember it well,
nice one Gem :thumbup:
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I'm always right

Ive heard its your ability to find hotels in the dark, in an alien enviroment, in an unfamiliar city. lol lol lol cos your always right eh mate ! wink
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warwick, warwick, warwick . . . .
that's piss poor!
by my reckoning, your sympathy post has resulted in one rather attractive backside, and 3 ((( count 'em ))) images of some rather full and pert breasticles????
i'm disgusted that you should resort to such low tactics!
there's no damn way anyone's gonna send you a PM with that post????
*sighs*
neil x x x x x;)
Well IMHO, i find it refreshing to see Warwick resorting to such low level, underhand skullduggery
There aint nearly enough dirty work afoot these days if you ask me.
Gives me my faith back in human nature, well done Warwick wink
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Without doubt, the greatest musical influence in the history of uk music

Ditto, and has left a huge void in the music world.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY
Hope you had a great time at cupids, sorry we couldnt be there, (work,ffs)
Luv n stuff,
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Got to be Zero-G, sex in space!!! Watch out for that tricky re-entry :scared:

I fancy trying that too,
erm no offence meaty but i wasnt implying with you. redface
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The last thing this i wanted this to do was turn into a "lets all attack the cheats" thread (that was the "C"word i mean dawn!!! smile)
it was meant to be a geunine question and if it has been construed in any other way then i apologise for that....
If is going to turn in that direction then i'd rather have this locked, as it wasn't the intention....
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

it hasnt turned into an "attack the cheats" thread, and it doesnt look like its heading that
way either Sean. dunno
Who are we to judge what others do, who are we to condemn others for there actions?
We know little or nothing about other peoples lives, problems and reasons for doing what they do, so lets all be a little more accepting of others on here.
Lil Miss, our best wishes and thoughts are with you both.
If you need anything at all, just give us a ring,
Tell the "Moo Man" that we love him loads n send our very best wishes
Special Love n Kisses
Dino n Hornyred. XXXXXXX
My favourite fizzy soft drink is Dandelion and Burdock, and i drink about 4 liters of it per week, Brrp ! redface
We call it burdilock in our house
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I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .
i`l show you at the next munch confused redface wink

I'm trying real hard here Dino, but who looks at a condom and thinks to themselves....I know, lets stick this up my nose. :shock:
I have no clue as to how, why, when or where i decided i should try this, all i know is,, i can do it confused dunno redface
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I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .

Is that when it's empty or when it's being worn???? confused confused confused lol lol lol lol
i`l show you at the next munch confused redface wink
I can put a condom up me nose and pull it out through me mouth :shock: :shock: .
i`l show you at the next munch confused redface wink
I once drank a large bottle of lea n perrins Worcester sauce down in one for a bet confused
Dont ever ever do this,,,,,ever !!!!!!
Thought this might make rivetting reading rolleyes
Heres two little known facts about me,
I once travelled three floors in a lift with the lead singer of the "Manic Street Preachers"
I once belonged to a ghost hunting society and went on some quite scarey vigils :shock:
So, what are your little known facts ???
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I was going to try posting on the page the link threw up :P
Does this mean I could change the past and alter the present and the future? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Go for it Eager, but what n who would you change ?
I always thought it was my youthful good looks and boyish charm, biggrin : but h`red said no redface redface
She tells me its my big brown eyes confused confused
And i dont judge others, ever!
Cos i am bored, i went a wanderin and stumbled upon a link to the old style swinging heaven from 2003 :shock:
If anyone`s interested, here it is

Dino
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Tea ... most definitely tea ...... should be good quality tea (English Breakfast is my favourite) made in a china/ceramic teapot and served in a cup and saucer to taste it's best. I will relent to drinking it out of a mug for convenience but for a really refreshing, good, satisfying cup of tea it has to be made properly, milk first, tea second.
On and on the subject, put kettle on while your up ..... ;)
C x

tea isn't really all that quirky calista, but i do agree with you. there should be more threads on this subject. i'm tucking in to a nice lapsang souchon at the moment.
As long as i have a tea spoon in it, i`ll drink any type ! biggrin
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Dino
My daughter and yours have the 'odd sock' thing in common!
She refuses to wear a matching pair!!!!!! rolleyes
Alex x x x
weird kids confused confused
Dont know if its been done before, (the search thingy is not my friend, it fuckin hates me) but do you or your partner have any strange quirks?
Those odd little things that are unique to one person
My sixteen year old daughter alway wears odd socks confused and has done since she was nine dunno .
Hornyred eats certain foods in certain ways ( you dont wanna know)
I have to have a tea spoon in my tea or coffee or i wont drink it! dunno
So,, what are yours??
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Either a sauna.... or a very long, very hot bath. Maybe while drinking loads of liquids with lemon and honey and other cure-all potions in it.
If it doesn't work at least you wont be stinky. lol
Do the above and then blast it away with a big hot steamy curry, hotter the better. wink
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I sense a male female split in this poll ;)

Yeah the bloody females want to give the BJ, the blokes would say feck off down the pub and let me sleep !!
is that what you meant TnH innocent
:shock: am i that predictable :shock:
i voted pub redface
I dunno Dino, but I know I am :grin:
H might have other ideas though........... only problem is SHE is the one thats still asleep smileh`red`s still in bed too,
looks like the pub wins
"Vix", "Him", get yer coat, :cheers: :cheers:
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I sense a male female split in this poll ;)

Yeah the bloody females want to give the BJ, the blokes would say feck off down the pub and let me sleep !!
is that what you meant TnH innocent
:shock: am i that predictable :shock:
i voted pub redface